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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #120 on: September 21, 2014, 08:23:23 pm »


'Got a new bucket hat'

The words foolish away fans hear as they stagger away from the carnage.

That's Phil fucking Jones!
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #121 on: September 21, 2014, 08:24:48 pm »
You will be when some of these lads gets hold of you Craig.
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Good tactic by them though.

We'd be pissing ourselves with them lot marching towards us that we'd be in no state for a ruck.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #122 on: September 21, 2014, 08:26:19 pm »
Happy b'day gangster

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #123 on: September 21, 2014, 08:31:47 pm »
That's a fucking cap gun :lmao
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2014, 08:32:27 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #125 on: September 21, 2014, 08:34:00 pm »
If ever there was a case for population control.

Well ahead of you, on reading this thread I released 'Janus'
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #126 on: September 21, 2014, 08:34:24 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #127 on: September 21, 2014, 08:35:12 pm »
Is that a fish on the mantlepiece?

He shot it himself!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #128 on: September 21, 2014, 08:35:40 pm »
This guy deserves a post here but dunno how to embed videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2-nSqN-8wM

Do you want some?

The raider..... remix here. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_41KgOe-Uw
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #129 on: September 21, 2014, 08:48:22 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #130 on: September 21, 2014, 08:50:43 pm »



« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 08:53:12 pm by Sir Psycho Sexy »
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #131 on: September 21, 2014, 08:52:11 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #132 on: September 21, 2014, 08:53:46 pm »
I'm in bits, I can't take any more

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #133 on: September 21, 2014, 08:53:52 pm »
I think we've found the chief County Road Cutter -



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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #134 on: September 21, 2014, 08:53:52 pm »
Thank you one and all. fucking genius.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #135 on: September 21, 2014, 08:56:03 pm »

Mid life crisis living the brit pop years again 20 years later.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #136 on: September 21, 2014, 08:56:53 pm »


What a grim vision of the future.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #137 on: September 21, 2014, 08:59:45 pm »


Hmmmm… if I had to make a guess, I'd say that his favourite club might be Everton.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #138 on: September 21, 2014, 09:00:17 pm »
Mid life crisis living the brit pop years again 20 years later.
That's Bradley Wiggins.... ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #139 on: September 21, 2014, 09:00:37 pm »


Scary mofo

« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 09:03:17 pm by Sir Psycho Sexy »
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2014, 09:06:08 pm »
We hunt the game  #thatswhatwedo. 
Haha!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2014, 09:07:04 pm »
A bloody good laugh that. All these lads have one thing in common...............................virgins!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2014, 09:07:29 pm »


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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2014, 09:09:01 pm »
Fuck sake, since when did Michael j fox take up tattooing

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2014, 09:12:27 pm »

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2014, 09:12:51 pm »
Fuck sake, since when did Michael j fox take up tattooing


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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #146 on: September 21, 2014, 09:12:55 pm »





I don't believe I've ever encountered anybody in real life who's nose is wider than his mouth. Truly frightening.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #147 on: September 21, 2014, 09:14:04 pm »



I bet even the Henny he's drinking is fake

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #148 on: September 21, 2014, 09:16:19 pm »
Look at this hard bastard

I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #149 on: September 21, 2014, 09:16:21 pm »





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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #150 on: September 21, 2014, 09:27:08 pm »
Villa's firm win for best looking.



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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #151 on: September 21, 2014, 09:30:22 pm »

As a wise man once told me as he spoke his last breath.... yoof oot our nut.  :o

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #152 on: September 21, 2014, 09:31:12 pm »


Don't mess with them or they'll make you an omelette...

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #153 on: September 21, 2014, 09:33:54 pm »
Are you my mummy?



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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #154 on: September 21, 2014, 09:36:27 pm »
Hahaha I've never ever seen such a set of utter bell-whiffs in my life!

Do any of the lads who go to aways ever encounter 'firms' like this? I struggle to believe that these people exist. I'm just imagining an Anchorman type situation with firms of no-marks from places like Rotherham and Walsall going at it! Or a proper Royal Rumble with the Aston Villa weightwatchers club  ;D

I'd love to watch some of these whoppers get filled in by some proper hard cases!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #155 on: September 21, 2014, 09:44:05 pm »
They clearly need inspiration from 'the Pack'. Magnificent tune as well.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #157 on: September 21, 2014, 09:48:49 pm »
They clearly need inspiration from 'the Pack'. Magnificent tune as well.

On the point of fashion... Elvis' trenchcoat in this film is on another level

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #159 on: September 21, 2014, 09:53:45 pm »