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Who will win the World Championships

Ronnie
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Robertson
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Allen
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12600 on: May 6, 2024, 08:21:55 pm »
Fuck me that was bad

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12601 on: May 6, 2024, 08:22:33 pm »
Awful Shot

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12602 on: May 6, 2024, 08:22:42 pm »
:lmao
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12603 on: May 6, 2024, 08:23:55 pm »
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12604 on: May 6, 2024, 08:25:06 pm »

Jones deserved to lose that with a fluke.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12605 on: May 6, 2024, 08:25:23 pm »
The standard is so bad.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12606 on: May 6, 2024, 08:25:37 pm »
I’ve not watched any of the tournament before the semis but it must’ve been poor quality with these two getting to the final

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12607 on: May 6, 2024, 08:27:20 pm »
One of these will be world champion...
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12608 on: May 6, 2024, 08:28:16 pm »
Jones deserved to lose that with a fluke.

It deserved to be a no-score draw.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12609 on: May 6, 2024, 08:31:23 pm »
Don’t think I’ve seen a world final with such poor snooker.
Jimmy White must be watching and thinking fuck me I lost six world finals to two all time greats and John Parrott who played the snooker of his life while Wilson will be world champ dishing up dross and playing this chump

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12610 on: May 6, 2024, 08:31:26 pm »
Dear oh dear.

For any tennis fans, this reminds me of the US Open final back in 2020 where Thiem and Zverev both played as if they knew it would be their one and only chance to win a slam and it turned into a contest of who could out-bottle the other.

Looks like Wilson is going to be playing the role of Thiem.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12611 on: May 6, 2024, 08:31:44 pm »
Applied to go and watch next year but based on this I might just enter as a player.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12612 on: May 6, 2024, 08:32:38 pm »
I've o0nly watched the last few frames, the standard has been awful!

Not sure if it's been like that, the whole match.....?

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12613 on: May 6, 2024, 08:34:08 pm »
I've o0nly watched the last few frames, the standard has been awful!

Not sure if it's been like that, the whole match.....?

Standard wise it’s one of the worst in living memory.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12614 on: May 6, 2024, 08:34:42 pm »
I've o0nly watched the last few frames, the standard has been awful!

Not sure if it's been like that, the whole match.....?

Wilson played pretty well in the first session - since then it's been very poor from both.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12615 on: May 6, 2024, 08:34:51 pm »
Jones has been extremely good at potting his way out of trouble in this tournament. But that does also mean his positional play had been poor to end up in those situations

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12616 on: May 6, 2024, 08:35:16 pm »
Applied to go and watch next year but based on this I might just enter as a player.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12617 on: May 6, 2024, 08:35:30 pm »
Sad thing is Jones could have made a real game of this despite being 7-0 down, he’s thrown so many frames away and that black in the last one 🤦

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12618 on: May 6, 2024, 08:37:53 pm »
Jones is so out of it he didn't even realise it was the interval ;D
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12619 on: May 6, 2024, 08:37:55 pm »
Jones has been extremely good at potting his way out of trouble in this tournament. But that does also mean his positional play had been poor to end up in those situations

He plays in a really weird way.

The top break builders try and keep the cue ball close to the object ball. He doesn't. He tends to play his shots plain ball instead of using a bit of side to make the next shot easier.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12620 on: May 6, 2024, 08:39:43 pm »
Jones sat down did not know it was break time

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12621 on: May 6, 2024, 08:43:30 pm »
The distracting background noise they're referring to in this package here is probably shaun murphy

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12622 on: May 6, 2024, 08:59:44 pm »
How the fuck did Jones leave nothing there :lmao

Absolutely awful shot.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12623 on: May 6, 2024, 09:02:24 pm »
Dear oh dear.

For any tennis fans, this reminds me of the US Open final back in 2020 where Thiem and Zverev both played as if they knew it would be their one and only chance to win a slam and it turned into a contest of who could out-bottle the other.

Looks like Wilson is going to be playing the role of Thiem.
Reminds me of the 1996 Wimbledon final, with Jones playing the role of Mal ' How the fuck did he reach the final' Washington.

Wilson's win should have an asterisk after it on the trophy.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12624 on: May 6, 2024, 09:03:26 pm »
The distracting background noise they're referring to in this package here is probably shaun murphy

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12625 on: May 6, 2024, 09:08:39 pm »
Reminds me of the 1996 Wimbledon final, with Jones playing the role of Mal ' How the fuck did he reach the final' Washington.

Wilson's win should have an asterisk after it on the trophy.

Liking the sporting analogies. I’ll offer up Jenson Button fighting Barrichello in the 2009 drivers title.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12626 on: May 6, 2024, 09:09:06 pm »
If Jones makes a 147 here, it'll be comical.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12627 on: May 6, 2024, 09:10:37 pm »
17= 13

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12628 on: May 6, 2024, 09:10:39 pm »
Reminds me of the 1996 Wimbledon final, with Jones playing the role of Mal ' How the fuck did he reach the final' Washington.

Wilson's win should have an asterisk after it on the trophy.

Haha going to have to go back and look that up now. Krajicek beat the unbeatable Sampras didn’t he? And as long as points lasted no more than 2 shots he was fine.

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« Reply #12629 on: May 6, 2024, 09:16:03 pm »
Reckon the fat bastard is going to sleep in the crucible overnight?

he probably has been for the past 17 days.

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« Reply #12630 on: May 6, 2024, 09:36:26 pm »
What A Fluck

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12631 on: May 6, 2024, 09:37:14 pm »
I just want it to end now.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12632 on: May 6, 2024, 09:37:14 pm »
17-14

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12633 on: May 6, 2024, 09:37:47 pm »
I just want it to end now.

Stop watching.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12634 on: May 6, 2024, 09:39:28 pm »
The standard hasn't been that high all tournament has it? This doesn't seem so out of character for the thing as a whole.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12635 on: May 6, 2024, 09:42:41 pm »
Tension Showing

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« Reply #12636 on: May 6, 2024, 09:42:52 pm »
at least the seniors is on soon.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12637 on: May 6, 2024, 09:44:05 pm »
So many Bad shots

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12638 on: May 6, 2024, 09:45:51 pm »
Haha going to have to go back and look that up now. Krajicek beat the unbeatable Sampras didn’t he? And as long as points lasted no more than 2 shots he was fine.
He did but it wasn’t in the final. Big Mal in the final. Think it was Sampras only defeat in about 8 years.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12639 on: May 6, 2024, 09:45:55 pm »

This match is in need of a Just Stop Oil protester.