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Couldn’t bring myself to pick Terry the dirty racist.

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Henderson definitely should have been picked and probably would have done if he hadn't moved to Saudi. Milner is another I would have gone for if I could have fitted him in.

Hierro and Djorkaeff also didn't get picked.
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Couldn’t bring myself to pick Terry the dirty racist.

I think that's who Tubby was referring to way back. Him and Carvalho together would have made sense, but would also probably be draft poison.
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Henderson definitely should have been picked and probably would have done if he hadn't moved to Saudi. Milner is another I would have gone for if I could have fitted him in.

Hierro and Djorkaeff also didn't get picked.

Hierro was rubbish at Bolton though! Maybe you're thinking of Ivan Campo - the original sideshow Bob  :D who was actually pretty decent there.

Djorkaeff was class. I considered him.
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I think that's who Tubby was referring to way back. Him and Carvalho together would have made sense, but would also probably be draft poison.

Yup.
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Hierro was rubbish at Bolton though! Maybe you're thinking of Ivan Campo - the original sideshow Bob  :D who was actually pretty decent there.

Djorkaeff was class. I considered him.

I thought he was OK. Plus he was a big name and certainly wasn't in the Eto'o/Weah/Di Maria/Schweinsteiger mould.
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I thought he was OK. Plus he was a big name and certainly wasn't in the Eto'o/Weah/Di Maria/Schweinsteiger mould.

Maybe not rubbish, but he was 36 and past his best. Stayed one season and then retired. Definitely would have been a very cheesy pick. Similar to Litmanen, who I wondered if anyone would try to sneak in  :D
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I considered Litmanen, but thought that would be cheating a bit.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Formation thingy isn't working for me. I;d appreciate it if someone cooked one up for me.

4-3-3 thank you.

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As ever I can’t do a formation in my phone! Please could someone do a good old fashioned 442? Only thing I request is Berbatov just behind Shearer, like a Sheringham upgrade. Ta!

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Thank you Robert.  :wave

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Gracias

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All formations are in. Thanks lads!

Would people prefer groups or straight knock-outs? We could also try doing a 'losers' half of the draw for teams knocked out in round 1. Then the ultimate loser plays the main winner  :D
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Always think the less voting needed the better.  The actual drafting is the best bit.
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I would go with Knock outs. But easy either way.
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Knock outs

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Okay, knock-outs it is. Here's the draw -

   1. Lone Star Red VS Hazell
   2. Draex VS child-in-time
   3. Betty VS RobbieRedman
   4. Mikey_LFC VS Tubby
   5. Lastrador VS Vivabobbygraham
   6. Elzar VS Chakan
   7. red1977 VS Nicholls
   8. Samie VS Crosby Nick 128

Then Winner 1 vs Winner 2, Winner 3 vs Winner 4 etc

Randomized draw order proof -
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Too fuckin’ easy.

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I could say the same.  :P

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Don’t know where I got this idea, but a draft of Destestable XIs could be fun. Where we each pick our most hated XIs and pit them against each others to find who can draft the most vomit-inducing side.
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Don’t know where I got this idea, but a draft of Destestable XIs could be fun. Where we each pick our most hated XIs and pit them against each others to find who can draft the most vomit-inducing side.

Is this your trial run?

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Is this your trial run?

Haha yep, I suppose a Premier League draft is close to that and my side certainly doesn’t seem to be a favourite in the voting!
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