@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
A man was shot dead with a starter pistol in Liverpool city centre today. Police believe it was race related.
They're Stoke. They throw sticks at aeroplanes there
2 monkeys in a bath. One says "Ooh ooh argh argh ooh ooh!" The other says "put some more cold water in then".
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye DeerWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and no willy? Still no fucking eye deer.
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
Deary me...
What do you call a deaf gorilla?Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Did you hear about the carrot that died?, there was a big turnip at the funeral............
Just got back in from a charity football match for stroke victims. I've never seen such a one sided match.
I laughed..
Crosby Nick never fails.
Took me bird out last night for a few beers, as we get to the end of the night I said I love you. She says is that you talking or the beer talking? I said thats me talking to the beer.