Really getting into David Cross' stand-ups.
'There's this really cool poem... really nice sentiment. It's called 'Footprints'. It's really cool. It's this big wooden thing that's lacquered and there's a picture of a guy walking along the beach and then he's talking to Jesus, and he says, 'Jesus, I've noticed that you've been there with me for my life and there have been two sets of footprints when we've been walking down the beach... but I noticed that when I was going through my hardest time, my worst troubling trials and tribulations, that there was only one set of footprints... ... What up with that?' .... and then Jesus answered him, and Jesus said, 'Well, my son... that is when I was helping one of the 5 BILLION people on the planet, selfish fuck. Come on!'.'