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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2600 on: October 14, 2019, 04:14:14 am »
We can’t even keep a thread about our manager open, fucking shite. I bet redcafe have got loads about Ole.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2601 on: October 19, 2019, 11:15:44 am »
So, Ole has 2 more points than Klopp did after his first 29 league games. If that isn't a sign that he is steering the club in the right direction, I don't know what is. #Oleathewheel
:lmao Ole is on course to be better manager than Klopp?! Fuckinell, let's throw the game tomorrow, sack Jürgen and buy Ole off the Yernited. He's clearly the better man for the job. And if FSG don't see that, then get AL666 at the helm cos he can see the light.....

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2602 on: October 19, 2019, 01:25:27 pm »
Shite.  Should have wrapped up the league title in October ALREADY!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2603 on: October 19, 2019, 10:40:39 pm »
Shite.  Should have wrapped up the league title in October ALREADY!

Title? We're not even safe from Relegation yet!

Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2604 on: October 20, 2019, 12:46:10 am »
Title? We're not even safe from Relegation yet!

Shite!
How could we be safe? Look at today's results:
City - 3 pts
Spurs - 1 pt
we - 0 pts!!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2605 on: October 20, 2019, 01:41:16 am »
Everton closed the gap between us by 3 points. Five more Saturdays like that and they'll be ahead of us.

Utter shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2606 on: October 20, 2019, 06:02:31 pm »
Wr are absolute dredge today

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2607 on: October 20, 2019, 06:05:08 pm »
Proper shite today, no need to make stuff up. [emoji16]

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2608 on: October 20, 2019, 08:28:19 pm »
8W1D0L is completely unacceptable. Should win at least nine games before a draw! Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2609 on: October 20, 2019, 08:32:32 pm »
So are we on par with Rochdale now?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2610 on: October 20, 2019, 09:48:51 pm »
Worse, a par with Man Utd - the APLT says so...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2611 on: October 25, 2019, 10:07:48 pm »
Leicester slot nine past Southampton away. We scraped a lucky 2-1 victory against that those jokers. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2612 on: October 27, 2019, 06:28:41 pm »
penaltypool is back in business!

we can't even win the game without the ref's help.

SHITE

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2613 on: October 27, 2019, 06:38:01 pm »
Another draw today - Spurs won the first half, we won the second. We should be winning them all if we want to be competitive.

And no points gained in the APLT once again. Anfield fortress, my arse! Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2614 on: October 27, 2019, 07:11:41 pm »
28 points from a possible 30, shite that
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2615 on: October 29, 2019, 09:28:48 am »
penaltypool is back in business!

we can't even win the game without the ref's help.

SHITE
...and he's a manc and wouldn't have given it if VAR wasn't watching....having to rely on manc refs not screwing us shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2616 on: October 29, 2019, 11:16:08 am »
Not a single clean sheet all season at Anfield.  Anfield!  Imagine how rubbish we are away from home...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2617 on: October 29, 2019, 03:07:08 pm »
Another 1-goal margin... absolute shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2618 on: November 2, 2019, 02:46:30 pm »
We just about scrape a draw with a shower of relegation contenders, then Bournemouth go out and beat them. Humiliating.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2619 on: November 2, 2019, 08:30:25 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2620 on: November 3, 2019, 01:24:50 am »
Gotta respect the Royals - doff the cap, their team.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2621 on: November 3, 2019, 01:49:58 am »
I wouldn't mind but we even mess up being shite. :lmao
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Can't even lose a game properly, hopeless. Heard we are 11 points off 4th as well?  :no
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2622 on: November 4, 2019, 07:37:54 pm »
Utter shite compared to this team 5 years ago today.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2623 on: November 4, 2019, 07:42:04 pm »
Everyone talks about the famous Anfield atmosphere, but it was proper shite this weekend.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2624 on: November 4, 2019, 08:31:53 pm »
Utter shite compared to this team 5 years ago today.



That bench though...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2625 on: November 10, 2019, 11:51:03 pm »
Yet to beat a team above us in the league this season.

Same as Everton.


Fucking shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2626 on: November 11, 2019, 06:27:32 am »
Yet to beat a team above us in the league this season.

Same as Everton.


Fucking shite.

Our number 1 hasn’t even kept a clean sheet yet all season. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2627 on: November 11, 2019, 09:06:08 am »
Some of the bloody kiosks inside the ground - beer ones included - are bloody card only now!  Card only!  That's proper shite that is. 
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2628 on: November 11, 2019, 09:13:20 am »
That bench though...

Exactly, look how strong our bench was in those days, we can only dream of having such strength yesterday - just shows how shite we are nowadays 😡
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2629 on: November 18, 2019, 11:44:47 pm »
So we finally lost to the blue shite at Anfield. Didn't even bother fielding Salah, Robbo , Henderson or Origi that's how few fucks we even give these days. Just not good enough is it??? Eh? Eh?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2630 on: November 21, 2019, 04:10:53 pm »
Kinell even Gini scores a hattrick and we can't still get a single point in the table? Sell the lot before xmas and get Maureen to take over.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2631 on: November 21, 2019, 04:33:06 pm »
Kinell even Gini scores a hattrick and we can't still get a single point in the table? Sell the lot before xmas and get Maureen to take over.

I think that's going a little too far.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2632 on: November 21, 2019, 07:46:43 pm »
I think that's going a little too far.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2633 on: November 29, 2019, 08:41:41 am »
Can we honestly say next May that we deserve to be league champions if we're not able to keep 38 clean sheets in a season?


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2634 on: November 29, 2019, 10:02:34 am »
Kinell even Gini scores a hattrick and we can't still get a single point in the table? Sell the lot before xmas and get Maureen to take over.

He has been suck-holing us something wicked lately...I honestly think he thinks is in with a chance of getting a gig at Anfield at sometime in the future....it would make sense cause he's shite as well !

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2635 on: November 29, 2019, 11:38:51 am »
Cant win at Anfield anymore, no win in one is just the start of a spectacular slump mark my words. FSG just stand by and watch the decline. Klopp out before its too late. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2636 on: November 30, 2019, 05:14:31 am »
13 games and we don't even have 39 points... how pathetic is that!

whats even worse is that we dont even have 10 clean sheets in those 13!!!

Klopp lost the dressing room, klopp out, fsg out!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2637 on: November 30, 2019, 07:17:50 pm »
We have too many ostriches supporting our team, all burying their heads in the clouds when it comes to our defence.

Danny Mills and Garth Crooks are rarely if ever wrong. Our whole team is going nowhere, ban us from the league before this gets any worse. Clean sheets are the only way to go.

Wake up and smell the roses people, 38 0-0 draws > 38 2-1 wins.

The media are right...Liverpool are shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2638 on: November 30, 2019, 07:27:10 pm »
Only now hitting that 40 point barrier. Finally safe from relegation for another season

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2639 on: November 30, 2019, 07:37:27 pm »
Only now hitting that 40 point barrier. Finally safe from relegation for another season
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