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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #80 on: December 17, 2023, 05:58:41 pm »
65 At least some chances coming now. Nice move involving Gomez, Salah ends with Trent putting it wide. But much better.
Too much bend on it

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #81 on: December 17, 2023, 05:58:48 pm »
69 Two down each end, first Salah's shot is pushed wide and then United break, but can't finish it.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #82 on: December 17, 2023, 06:01:11 pm »
72 Such a frustrating bit of play there just passing it around then we move too soon and the chance disappears.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #83 on: December 17, 2023, 06:02:37 pm »
Fuck me they just cut right through us. 

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #84 on: December 17, 2023, 06:02:45 pm »
74 Not missing anything folks, very little happening.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #85 on: December 17, 2023, 06:03:19 pm »
Elliot and Jones coming on.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #86 on: December 17, 2023, 06:04:09 pm »
Well, ETH has shown that he can set a team up to park the bus

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #87 on: December 17, 2023, 06:05:00 pm »
76 A bit of chaos there as we quickly put a ball in but Diaz can't stay on his feet and it goes.

Over to Sir Bob.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #88 on: December 17, 2023, 06:06:09 pm »
76 Diaz and Nunez for Elliott and Jones
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #89 on: December 17, 2023, 06:06:33 pm »
They will time waste like hell now.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #90 on: December 17, 2023, 06:07:21 pm »
78 It’s yet another corner to us, weak header and Onana saves. Yernited break but VVD does well to clear
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #91 on: December 17, 2023, 06:07:53 pm »
We haven't made the goalie work enough this half.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #92 on: December 17, 2023, 06:08:19 pm »
Commentator is doing my head with "Timikas"
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #93 on: December 17, 2023, 06:08:37 pm »
80 Elliott shoots straight at Onana
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #94 on: December 17, 2023, 06:10:17 pm »
81 Another foray into Yernited territory but again we’re so slow moving the ball and it’s another clipped cross which is header clear. Then Endo puts it out for a throw.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #95 on: December 17, 2023, 06:12:34 pm »
84 we move the ball well and Gakpo has another shot blocked. Again the wrong option as Gomez was well placed. Corner cleared.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #96 on: December 17, 2023, 06:13:59 pm »
Hand fuckin ball
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #97 on: December 17, 2023, 06:14:04 pm »
Yeah, that’s not a penalty

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #98 on: December 17, 2023, 06:14:05 pm »
85 Cross hits Shaw on the hand, VAR says no. We had another chance when the ball broke but Konate can’t connect. Then Gomez shoots into the side netting.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2023, 06:14:25 pm »
Great now Gakpo is determined to shoot whenever he can instead of playing the pass.

We've been doing it all game.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #100 on: December 17, 2023, 06:15:42 pm »
87 Shaw takes Konate out, bad tackle. Bit of a melee, yellow card. Alehouse prick.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #101 on: December 17, 2023, 06:16:12 pm »
Shaw should be off- too late anyway

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #102 on: December 17, 2023, 06:17:10 pm »
Trent's balls in have not been good today.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #103 on: December 17, 2023, 06:17:22 pm »
Shaw should be off- too late anyway
Just about a yellow that.  Very poor though
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #104 on: December 17, 2023, 06:17:25 pm »
89 Deary me, Trent sticks two balls into the box with no aim or purpose.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #105 on: December 17, 2023, 06:18:16 pm »
Just about a yellow that.  Very poor though

Oliver has been allowing the niggling challenges all game.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #106 on: December 17, 2023, 06:18:34 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #107 on: December 17, 2023, 06:20:12 pm »
91 Another bad tackle, this time by Rashford who goes through Tsimi. Yellow card, free kick in a good position. Has to be an in swinger, put it on the keeper. It’s an outswinger and it’s headed over. Really poor decision, had to swing that in.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #108 on: December 17, 2023, 06:21:12 pm »
91 Another bad tackle, this time by Rashford who goes through Tsimi. Yellow card, free kick in a good position. Has to be an in swinger, put it on the keeper. It’s an outswinger and it’s headed over. Really poor decision, had to swing that in.

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #109 on: December 17, 2023, 06:21:52 pm »
I think that’s a bit nuts myself
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #110 on: December 17, 2023, 06:22:10 pm »
93 Ali does well to get down to block a cross. We break quickly and Dalot gets sent off for a foul on Mo. Actually it was for dissent
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #111 on: December 17, 2023, 06:23:04 pm »
They've been fouling us all day but I'm not sure even them going down to ten men would have helped us.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #112 on: December 17, 2023, 06:23:12 pm »
Pah! Too little too late

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« Reply #113 on: December 17, 2023, 06:23:20 pm »
95 Another hit and hope into the Yernited box and it’s out for a goal kick.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #114 on: December 17, 2023, 06:24:45 pm »
FT 0-0 An utterly abysmal game of football.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #115 on: December 17, 2023, 06:25:11 pm »
Back in the day we’d not have been at all unhappy with a home draw against Manchester United.

Funny how times change. 

They were shit, but we were poor in our end product.
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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #116 on: December 17, 2023, 06:25:46 pm »
That was utter shit, they are such a poor side, what a crock of shite.

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Re: PL: Liverpool v Man United
« Reply #117 on: December 17, 2023, 06:25:46 pm »
Dreadful. Missing Jota who knows how to stick the ball in the back of the net.

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« Reply #118 on: December 17, 2023, 06:25:49 pm »
I miss jota
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« Reply #119 on: December 17, 2023, 06:25:51 pm »
Staggering how poor we were in the final 3rd.