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Laugh At Everton HERE...
« on: September 29, 2005, 12:06:48 am »
OK this should be quite funny, but it doesn't need 25 different threads starting like last time. :P

CMON DYNAMO, LETS TWAT THESE BLUENOSE BASTARDS!!!

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2005, 12:17:24 am »
 :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 01:16:40 am »
Moyes will put out a strong defensive team to secure a 0-0 home draw.

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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 01:59:00 am »
Moyes has been citing Istanbul as an example for his team.  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2005, 02:20:16 am »
Really, a lot of RAWKites are in support of the bluenoses to thump Dinamo 4 - 1.
Who said we had to be bitter like them? :)
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 03:35:59 am »
everton arent very good.

david moyes isnt very good.

they are bottom of the league.

they will go out of the uefa cup.

this is funny because its almost an exact replication of the time they whinged to the fa to get stoke thrown out of the fairs cup so they could be in it and went out in the second round to an ac milan side who were shit at the time.

in short, I will laugh when they lose.
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2005, 03:45:24 am »

Fourth is fourth, fifth is nowhere... ;D

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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2005, 07:52:43 am »
Fourth is fourth, fifth is nowhere... ;D


and last is the backside of nowhere  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2005, 08:54:53 am »
Really, a lot of RAWKites are in support of the bluenoses to thump Dinamo 4 - 1.
Who said we had to be bitter like them? :)

I would fucking wet myself if they were 4-0 up and Drunken got another own goal in the 93rd minute.
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2005, 09:53:21 am »
Next year will be their year when they finally have a solid & realistic chance to win something. 

The Coca Cola Championship !!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2005, 11:06:03 am »
Next year will be their year when they finally have a solid & realistic chance to win something. 

The Coca Cola Championship !!!

Against teams like Norwich, Southampton, Sheffield United? Yea right mate :P
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2005, 11:27:15 am »
It'd be fun to see them get promoted immediately, only to face the problems of fund and support, to fall down again. Rinse, repeat.

We'd have promotion parades every two years?
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2005, 12:15:43 pm »
8-1 looks good to me!
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2005, 12:24:32 pm »
Weir insists Everton can progress 
EVERTON v DINAMO BUCHAREST

First round - second leg
Date: Thurs 29 September
Venue: Goodison Park
Kick-off: 2000 BST
Live coverage on BBC Radio Five Live and this website

Everton skipper David Weir insists his side can overturn a 5-1 first-leg deficit and beat Dinamo Bucharest in the Uefa Cup first round on Thursday.
The Scotland international says Everton can change the complexion of the tie if they score an early goal at home.

He said: "If we do get an early goal that will lift us and the crowd. It is not an impossible task as football can change very quickly.

"They will feel the hard work is done. It is up to us to change that."

Everton have lost eight of their last nine games and were outplayed by Bucharest in the first leg, conceding five goals in a European game for the first time.

Weir says it is crucial for Everton to produce a good display at Goodison Park.

He said: "We have got to put on a big show and play really well.

"You cannot suffer hangovers in football. You cannot dwell about what has happened in the past but only look to next game.

"It is about responding to your disappointments in a positive manner. That is what you have to do.

"You can hide in the corner or you can come out and start fighting to try to put yourself back on track.

And Weir believes a packed house could make a big difference to Everton's chances of going through to the Uefa Cup group stage.

"That would be a great starting point for us if the ground was full," said the Scotland defender.

"Maybe some are thinking there is not a great chance of us winning the tie and will vote with their feet.

"It is up to us to go out and put on a performance regardless of the size of the crowd and do our best."

Striker James Beattie has pledged to live up to his tag as Everton's most expensive signing when he returns to action.

The Toffees' Ł6m acquisition may play against Dinamo Bucharest after being sidelined with a toe injury since day one of the season.

He told the club website: "I have not been able to show anybody I can handle the responsibility of scoring goals.

"When I come back this time I want to have a run of games and start scoring and showing everybody what I can do."

Beattie believes "two or three goals" could act as a springboard for a fine run at the club.

He added: "The gaffer brought me in to score goals and I have always said that is what I can do. Hopefully we can progress from there and not undo what we did last year."

With the club needing at least four goals, manager David Moyes may opt to rush Beattie back into action.

"We have been short of real competition all season up front," said Moyes.

"James has only started one game and scored one goal and that is what we are desperately short of at the moment."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4289046.stm

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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2005, 12:24:52 pm »
Will they be the first English team to get knocked out of Europe before they enter the Carling Cup?

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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2005, 12:27:33 pm »
Will they be the first English team to get knocked out of Europe before they enter the Carling Cup?

Surely Newcastle have done that before?
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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2005, 12:36:44 pm »
Surely Newcastle have done that before?

Everton have been in qualifying rounds for proper european trophies tho

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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2005, 12:45:23 pm »
Everton have been in qualifying rounds for proper european trophies tho

Yes folks thats right, not one but two! They must be the first English side to get knocked out of consecutive qualifying rounds in the same season if they lost tonight surely?
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2005, 12:47:25 pm »
Proud record, that?
Not even Chelsea can match that I think.
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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2005, 12:50:11 pm »
and last is the backside of nowhere  ;D

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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2005, 12:50:14 pm »
Did anybody hear Radio Everton (Talksport) yesterday...?  Rodney Marsh & PBT begging Everton fans to turn up tonight, otherwise the ground will be half empty.....!

The breakfast show this morning made the same appeal....! 

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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2005, 01:06:58 pm »
I hope they win 4-0
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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2005, 02:56:30 pm »
I hope they win 4-0

You got a nice response to that yesterday in Rigby's. ;D

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2005, 03:04:33 pm »
I hope they lose 10-0, go down, go bust and fuck off for good

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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2005, 03:05:45 pm »
I hope they lose 10-0, go down, go bust and fuck off for good

Nothing like a bit of scouse solidarity is there?  ;)
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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2005, 03:09:23 pm »
Hope Everton get a good hiding, a massive aggregate record breaking defeat would suit me. I hope Everton get twatted every time they play, tonight is no diffeent.
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2005, 03:10:14 pm »
Weirs crowd rally speach in the echo
With the fans roaring us on we can do it

Then a club official makes a statement straight after that with

Despite slow ticket sales earlier on everton now anticipate a crowd of More than 25,000 to see if they can turn the 5-1 deficit round from the first leg

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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2005, 03:28:56 pm »
Weir insists Everton can progress 
"They will feel the hard work is done"

Thats because it is!!!
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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2005, 03:29:01 pm »
Not being funny here, cos I don't claim to know much about Evertons European history, but have they ever had a home game in Europe where the crowd ( big or small ) has 'roared' them on to an unlikely victory ?
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2005, 03:35:01 pm »
I think theyre thinking they can do what Celtic tried to do against Artmedia
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« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2005, 03:37:07 pm »
That famous night against Bayern Munchen, their equivalent to our Etienne
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« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2005, 03:39:03 pm »
I was actually thinking of going tonight, got a few Blue mates who are going. Decided against it though. Wanted to get one of those "Nobody Benitez" t-shirts to go in but would probably end up getting filled in  :D
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2005, 03:41:37 pm »
Thats because it is!!!

Heck no! There are more goals to prevent for another 90 minutes.
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« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2005, 03:46:00 pm »
For the life of me someone mentioned  them the best team in mersyside? people club? What happened.. ? must have wrong info.  then ;D  :lmao
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« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2005, 03:49:01 pm »
I was actually thinking of going tonight, got a few Blue mates who are going. Decided against it though. Wanted to get one of those "Nobody Benitez" t-shirts to go in but would probably end up getting filled in  :D
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« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2005, 04:00:41 pm »
Bad news for Everton, Mersey tunnel is closed and Snowdonia is snowed in
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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2005, 04:33:42 pm »
Bad news for Everton, Mersey tunnel is closed and Snowdonia is snowed in

Doesn't really matter. No ones going anyway.

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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2005, 04:43:34 pm »
For the life of me someone mentioned  them the best team in mersyside? people club? What happened.. ? must have wrong info.  then ;D  :lmao

Nope, spot on info.  In the Coke Championship  ;D

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« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2005, 05:31:51 pm »
As a footy fan I'd love to see the blues win 4-0, forget the fact they'd crow about it for years it would take a superb performance from them.

However as a realist it just is not going to happen, they are terrible at best and leaving gaping holes at the back while going forward will leave them vulnerable to leaking goals. Add to that the fact that they can't score for toffee at the moment and you see that they not only face a huge task but a near impossible one at that. it's no joke that their golden goals tickets have months of the year on them and not minutes (oh, ok it is a joke.)

the blues have one record that they might want to avoid tonight and that is the highest aggregate defeat by an english team in european football. Some statto will tell us who that is at the moment but it's a banner idea for the next derby game.
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« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2005, 05:36:45 pm »
I hope they win 4-0

So do I. Then the extra games in Europe should help ensure that they get relegated.
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