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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39880 on: June 15, 2015, 08:17:18 pm »
Nothin' like a knee trembler against the alley wall while somebody's chuckin' up their curried fish and chips farther down the jigger after a night on the pop.

Aye well.   Takes yer back.  Happy days.

So it was you who kept me awake when I was a nipper at the end of South Grove in the Dingle, ya bad minx......

Very likely.   Heh heh heh  Mwah.   
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39881 on: June 15, 2015, 08:22:17 pm »
I've just seen Lee Van Cleef in a loincloth thingy. 
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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39882 on: June 15, 2015, 08:24:06 pm »
Dunno wish to be unkind mate, but worthy as all this stuff is, have you not copped the moment before you posted?  We are all taking the piss on our 1,000n ish. ..................  Delete this shite and join in. 

well my conquests left a few indents in walls being such a big fella,  8)

as for people turned on by wintergreen etc. Hmm ;D

Although i think funniest one for me was getting down to it by the side of a canal pitch dark until some stupid father lit a large bonfire opposite for his kids firework party, suppose should be thankful i didn't get a rocket up my arris. :shocked

As for my post this thread is a cornucopia of nostalgia and socialism so i thought my post was relevant as a heads up for the many Ken Loach fans.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39883 on: June 15, 2015, 08:27:52 pm »
Aye well.   Takes yer back.  Happy days.

Happy days my arse.

I was always the one chuckin' up.... :no
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39884 on: June 15, 2015, 08:35:25 pm »
Happy days my arse.

I was always the one chuckin' up.... :no


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39885 on: June 15, 2015, 08:56:58 pm »
There'd be a few voyeurs chucking up if they were watching us lot in action nowadays.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39886 on: June 15, 2015, 10:03:38 pm »
Oooh I dunno.  As Stradivarius would say "You can get a fuckin great tune out of a old fiddle, you just need to be a Maestro know the right way to pluck the strings".  And he knew a thing or two did The Strad.  Twanged a few strings in his time.  You can't argue with The Strad.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39887 on: June 15, 2015, 10:45:39 pm »
Came on here to offer congrats to the auld arses and Maggie has got me looking for the kleenex.... :missus I'm just an old softie, phenah, phenah
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39888 on: June 15, 2015, 10:54:53 pm »
As for my post this thread is a cornucopia of nostalgia and socialism so i thought my post was relevant as a heads up for the many Ken Loach fans.

 Is it really? 

However.  Apart from all of that,  I've got one of them Loachs in the acquarium.  A big fucker.  I didn't realise they were so popular.  Mine doesn't have a name as yet, but I shall now call it Ken.  Ken the Loach.  Nice.   
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39889 on: June 15, 2015, 11:19:23 pm »
I've just seen Lee Van Cleef in a loincloth thingy. 

Steady the Buffs!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39890 on: June 16, 2015, 01:12:55 am »
Venceramos!

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39891 on: June 16, 2015, 02:13:50 am »
Came on here to offer congrats to the auld arses and Maggie has got me looking for the kleenex....
Ew. :wave

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39894 on: June 16, 2015, 06:30:07 am »
Costello on the Philharmonic last night, fucken brilliant. First saw the fella 38 years ago now and he gets better every year, mostly a solo acoustic set but near three hours of it.

Seriously, if anybody can make any of the nights left on the current tour, do it. It's not be missed.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39895 on: June 16, 2015, 06:51:31 am »
.....cleans a big, big carpet, for less than half a crown, dah da, da da da!

- go on then what was the relevance of that?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39896 on: June 16, 2015, 07:07:45 am »
1001..

I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39897 on: June 16, 2015, 07:20:19 am »
I might have known you'd bloody show up!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39898 on: June 16, 2015, 07:50:40 am »
I might have known you'd bloody show up!
I'm up in Glasgow at the moment riding various firms WiFi while waiting for someone to turn up and open the office I'm working at. It's all go...or in this case stop. The things we do to earn a living...
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39899 on: June 16, 2015, 07:59:01 am »
VencerEmos   :wave :-*

Shame on you for correcting the Doc!

I did spot it, Doc, but thought it would be more than my life's worth to disrupt you on the 1,000 page..!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39900 on: June 16, 2015, 08:03:43 am »
Ew. :wave

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39901 on: June 16, 2015, 08:20:20 am »
Filthy mind you have, 24. It was Maggies rugger bugger story....honest to God!  8)
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39902 on: June 16, 2015, 08:25:51 am »
We'll believe you.

Thousands wouldn't.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39903 on: June 16, 2015, 09:38:48 am »
Costello on the Philharmonic last night, fucken brilliant. First saw the fella 38 years ago now and he gets better every year, mostly a solo acoustic set but near three hours of it.

Seriously, if anybody can make any of the nights left on the current tour, do it. It's not be missed.

Leo, Southampton Friday night lad, stop moping and get yourself down there.

Thank fuck I looked in here. I had no idea, John. Inbetween moping, I've been dead busy. And in all truth, the funny thing is, I haven't been as content in ages. It's weird, I should be choka but I feel as if I'm doing something again.

My game's been knackered for a few years now, but I could be out making a few quid at this time of year. Mates of mine are still making a living and going out almost everyday. I've forever got people calling me asking what I'm up to and offering me good lines, Market Lads, Warehouse owners an that. I got offered a cracking line the other night. A mate of mine's out battering it. I just can't be arsed with it now.

I'm off to the Austerity Rally on Saturday, on the coach at 7am. I won't drive into that London, and I'd rather have a kip on the coach than pay a fortune to get on the cattle train. It probably won't be too bad on a Saturday, but them commuter trains from here to London, like the specials in the 70's, kick offs included.

Me an a mate used to get the train to London every Friday. We'd go about 10 and come back about 8. The Lads getting out of that Prison Boat in Weymouth and going back to London used to be on it. It was a laugh, met a famous Arsenal full backs brother on there. Apparantly a minge bag, didn't give his family a light, hence the naughty brother. Anyway, that used to be a laugh, but them commuter, fuck that.

Thing on the news about it the other night... people here are paying a third of their wages just on getting to work an back, rammed into aul shite trains that are always taking the knock, having to get off and go on a bus. It happened to me once, leaves on the line or something, took months to get to Portsmouth. Fuck that for a daily routine.

But if I can still get a Elvis ticket, I'll jump on one to Southampton, stay in me mates and get the bus to London from there in the morning. Really looking forward to the Rally. I've arranged to meet a few people there, feels like a day out. I really must be going nuts.

Oh and Maggie, as much as I love you, you're wrong... Ken Loach belongs in here. He'd fit right in, aul proper Socialist Footy Fan. I love Ken, boss fella, proper genuine Lovey Socialist not the Champagne kind. Shelter wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Cathy Come Home. I love most of his gear, even the shite ones have something to them. But if you haven't seen it, watch Spirit of 45. It's brilliant. And surely the best bit of football ever put on film... The slightly balding Bobby Charlton scoring a penalty.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39904 on: June 16, 2015, 10:00:04 am »
 Saw this this morning about how Wellington won at Waterloo but attcked the poor and ended up meeting his own Waterloo, the Story about how the heroes of Waterloo ended up as part of the 'scum' that had to fight just to eat. worth reading, they love hiding our real history from us. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/history/battle-of-waterloo-was-it-just-an-unpopular-adventure-led-by-an-establishment-hate-figure-10321996.html
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39906 on: June 16, 2015, 12:28:57 pm »
Saw this this morning about how Wellington won at Waterloo but attcked the poor and ended up meeting his own Waterloo, the Story about how the heroes of Waterloo ended up as part of the 'scum' that had to fight just to eat. worth reading, they love hiding our real history from us. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/history/battle-of-waterloo-was-it-just-an-unpopular-adventure-led-by-an-establishment-hate-figure-10321996.html
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39907 on: June 16, 2015, 12:55:19 pm »
Albie, you probably already know, about Wellington and the Rothchilds. But, if not, just put Rothchilds Waterloo in your search bar. There's millions of links.

Makes me laugh, say anything like that nowadays and it's jumped on as a Conspiracy Theory. There's no theory about it, the so called Elite have always, and still are, conspiring to rob us all blind.
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« Reply #39908 on: June 16, 2015, 01:16:20 pm »
Just read it. Nothing changes, eh...

Distress led to rioting in normally sleepy rural towns such as Ely. But Parliament then increased the pressure on the poor by abolishing income tax on the wealthy and prescribing austerity for the rest. After the defence budget was slashed by 75 per cent and the Army cut from 233,000 to 92,000, thousands of former "Waterloo Men" were forced to get poor relief or beg for a living. One Rifleman Harris saw "thousands of [ex-]soldiers lining the streets and lounging about the different public houses with every description of wound and casualty incident on modern warfare".

I didn't know that's how he got the name "Iron Duke," from barricading himself in. How they've twisted that, eh. But I learnt about the Peter Loo Massacre through Manc mates in America. Seems to me, it's time for the great unwashed to unite again.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39909 on: June 16, 2015, 01:28:23 pm »
Came on here to offer congrats to the auld arses and Maggie has got me looking for the kleenex.... :missus I'm just an old softie, phenah, phenah

Just to dab away a single manly tear caused from reflecting on the golden days of our youth.  How lovely.  How noble. 
Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

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I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39910 on: June 16, 2015, 02:19:29 pm »
Steady the Buffs!

Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?

To procede.  Its a very young Lee van Cleef, but still with cheekbones you could cut cheese with.  He's half Apache (dunno which half - cue Gilbert & Sullivan fans? Nothing?  Oh well please yourselves then ).  So he needs to speak to the Tribal Elder, who won't speak to him unless he takes his clothes off.  (Lee not the Elder).  So he's there with an inverted pyramid rig front and back with a string on the side, otherwise bolliko.  And I couldn't help but think how uncomfortable that must have been to ride in (and I speak as a seasoned wearer of thongs, which are the equivalent of a length of razor wire being drawn across your fanny and tugged up the crack of your arse), and how much better off he would have been with a nifty cotton number he could have rinsed out at the end of the day and left to dry on a twig or something for the morning.

Can't comment on his arse save to say it wasn't saggy.  But the front pouch.  Oh dear.  Lacking in bulge.  Legs OK, but upper body - nah.  Not enough meat on the bone for my taste.  But overall not bad for those who favour that sort of thing.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39911 on: June 16, 2015, 02:35:35 pm »
Going through life wearing nought but a loin cloth, riding a mare, lacking in bulge is not ideal.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39912 on: June 16, 2015, 03:05:37 pm »
Going through life wearing nought but a loin cloth, riding a mare, lacking in bulge is not ideal.


Aye, but we were 'appy though.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39913 on: June 16, 2015, 03:53:00 pm »
Shame on you for correcting the Doc!


I did it with a kiss, as a token of good will ;D

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39914 on: June 16, 2015, 03:54:41 pm »
It's no wonder the kids aren't allowed in here. ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39915 on: June 16, 2015, 04:03:35 pm »
Good spanish, where are you learning?
At the vaina near the vaina.....

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39916 on: June 16, 2015, 04:08:53 pm »
I did it with a kiss, as a token of good will ;D


Must spell incorrectly more often.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39917 on: June 16, 2015, 05:04:37 pm »
Must spell incorrectly more often.
That's once ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39918 on: June 16, 2015, 06:27:06 pm »
"Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?"

Thanks for asking hon. :-* Things are tough just now, it's looking like another enforced flit is on the cards. As ever, I'm hanging in there. :wave
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She walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39919 on: June 16, 2015, 09:06:03 pm »
"Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?"

Thanks for asking hon. :-* Things are tough just now, it's looking like another enforced flit is on the cards. As ever, I'm hanging in there. :wave

Hope things improve Piggy mate .
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