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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4520 on: January 12, 2019, 10:58:55 pm »
Rafa didn't have one, had the prostate cancer badge on though, Sarri had fuck all badges on the c*nt, mind you there's a good chance he dipped his in nicotine and ate them

Emery or the rest neither.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4521 on: January 12, 2019, 10:59:20 pm »
Jenas has got the best agent going, get's fucking everywhere but should stick to Jacamo ads, guess Savage has got the same agent as well?

To be fair to Jenas, unlike Savage he seems capable of composing full sentences and remembering to breathe

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4522 on: January 12, 2019, 11:01:01 pm »
This punditry is so bad

Jenas and Wright saying the most bland obvious things. Stealing a living

So bad

Got a soft spot for Wright to be honest and he's always fair to us.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4523 on: January 12, 2019, 11:01:43 pm »
Got a soft spot for Wright to be honest and he's always fair to us.

Oh you fancy him.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4524 on: January 12, 2019, 11:02:40 pm »
Oh you fancy him.

No, but he's quite funny at times.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4525 on: January 12, 2019, 11:02:48 pm »
Yes it was a cracker, waiting to see Schurrle goal.

Not a bad one.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4526 on: January 12, 2019, 11:03:14 pm »
No, but he's quite funny at times.

Yeah I like him he calls it as it is and in an honest way.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4527 on: January 12, 2019, 11:03:37 pm »
Probably an indictment of punditry in general, but don’t mind these two. Nowhere near the worst anyway, but again that’s not saying much.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4528 on: January 12, 2019, 11:04:34 pm »
Yeah I like him he calls it as it is and in an honest way.

The Monday Night Club on 5live is quite good, it usually has him and Sutton on and they're wicked with taking the piss out of Chris. I quite enjoy that especially with us top at the moment.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4529 on: January 12, 2019, 11:04:44 pm »
To be fair to Jenas, unlike Savage he seems capable of composing full sentences and remembering to breathe

Pickford would enjoy football a lot more if goals had their bar set as low as that.  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4530 on: January 12, 2019, 11:05:05 pm »
Probably an indictment of punditry in general, but don’t mind these two. Nowhere near the worst anyway, but again that’s not saying much.

Talk of stealing a living how the fuck is Merson getting away with it. Dumb and clueless.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4531 on: January 12, 2019, 11:05:10 pm »
Cracking goal by Schurrle.  Loses a bit of it’s aura when he runs off exclaiming “fucking hell!” with a surprised look on his face, mind.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4532 on: January 12, 2019, 11:05:59 pm »
The Monday Night Club on 5live is quite good, it usually has him and Sutton on and they're wicked with taking the piss out of Chris. I quite enjoy that especially with us top at the moment.

Ahh cool, I listen to Off the Ball here in Ireland, its excellent to be honest.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4533 on: January 12, 2019, 11:09:09 pm »
Talk of stealing a living how the fuck is Merson getting away with it. Dumb and clueless.

Probably so clueless that it drives people to interact with the show and that seems to be valued more highly than competence in this clickbait media culture we have nowadays.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4534 on: January 12, 2019, 11:09:27 pm »
Probably an indictment of punditry in general, but don’t mind these two. Nowhere near the worst anyway, but again that’s not saying much.

My telly certainly feels safer when they're on instead of Shearer & Murphy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4535 on: January 12, 2019, 11:09:43 pm »
Talk of stealing a living how the fuck is Merson getting away with it. Dumb and clueless.

I’d imagine I’m in a tiny minority....but I don’t mind Merson either  :-X
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4536 on: January 12, 2019, 11:11:29 pm »
Still one of the good ones.

Nope just checked they did not just him so far.

Maybe it was just those two then.  I didn't much of any of the other games, I just presumed cos both Hughton and JK had one on, it was a league wide thing!

You can just about see the one Kloppo had on too just under his hand.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4537 on: January 12, 2019, 11:12:07 pm »
Dyche has a face that I’d love to smash with one of those foam covered baseball bats without the foam on. And a voice that I’d like to pour boiling water on.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4538 on: January 12, 2019, 11:12:16 pm »
Dyche is loathesome

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4539 on: January 12, 2019, 11:13:28 pm »
Burnley win 2-1 without a shot on target. Just as I thought the c*nts were going to return to their rightful home, the Championship, they fluke 3 fucking wins on the spin. Twats.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4540 on: January 12, 2019, 11:13:59 pm »
Got a soft spot for Wright to be honest and he's always fair to us.

Yeah he’s a allright fella

But content? Zero

Jenas the same
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4541 on: January 12, 2019, 11:21:14 pm »
Now I don’t want to take a goal away from 1 goal in 32 games Shane Long, but isn’t that a Schmeichel OG?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4542 on: January 12, 2019, 11:21:34 pm »
They bizarrely is a schmeichal own goal
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4543 on: January 12, 2019, 11:21:54 pm »
Yes Indidi.

Could not help myself ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4544 on: January 12, 2019, 11:22:51 pm »
Lets see if England's Jamie Vardy gets a bollocking for that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4545 on: January 12, 2019, 11:24:05 pm »
Not my concern, oh ooohhh!
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4546 on: January 12, 2019, 11:25:00 pm »
Fair play to Shane Long

He’s gone from a goal every 62 games to a goal every 31 today. Utterly clinical.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4547 on: January 12, 2019, 11:25:45 pm »
Not my concern, oh ooohhh!

His English isn’t great

I think that’s a case of lost in translation
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4548 on: January 12, 2019, 11:26:01 pm »
Lets see if England's Jamie Vardy gets a bollocking for that.

Fair play they did.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4549 on: January 12, 2019, 11:26:13 pm »
Woeful from Vardy that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4550 on: January 12, 2019, 11:26:48 pm »
Shameful from Steptoe

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4551 on: January 12, 2019, 11:26:50 pm »
His English isn’t great

I think that’s a case of lost in translation

Sarge tries his best, bless him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4552 on: January 12, 2019, 11:27:37 pm »
Vardy getting it

Kane would’ve been a different story

Vardy still won’t actually take over the back pages with that though
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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4554 on: January 12, 2019, 11:28:00 pm »
Sarge tries his best, bless him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4555 on: January 12, 2019, 11:28:07 pm »
Sarge tries his best, bless him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4556 on: January 12, 2019, 11:29:24 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4557 on: January 12, 2019, 11:29:38 pm »
Zaha isn't that good.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4558 on: January 12, 2019, 11:29:43 pm »
That Palace goal was Hodgson all over.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4559 on: January 12, 2019, 11:30:18 pm »
Zaha isn't that good.

Nope I agree a one trick pony.
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