He is a ponce but what has he done that warrants the dislike?
He's also kind of irrelevant, in the grand scheme of our club. Why's he a twat anyway? He makes me feel a little bit nauseous with the baby oil, and all that, but have I missed something in the two weeks passed? Has he slagged us off painfully, or something?
Reina at Tescos is good though. Photographers clearly have nothing better to do than stalk supermarkets in the hope of seeing someone buying toilet rolls!