Topic: General Everton Discussion Thread #theygothegame

[B0151?]

Suarez is an evil, evil man.

Duncan Ferguson though. What a sound fella. 4 convictions for assault, say nothing, at least he's not snide.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

They are not happy with their 5,186 allocation for Arsenal away.

It's something we will have to live with lads.

Like it or not. All Scousers are tarred with the same brush, because of them.

Surely with Liverpool's acknowledged world renowned record of crowd problems it can only be fair if we get more ?

In fairness quite a few have pointed out the smoke bomb throwing meffs in their support (probably kopites infiltrating their genetic superiority that is being chosen to be am Evertonian), but still it's mostly our fault

[Mad Max]

The Lukaku thread on GOT:

He's gonna single handedly win us the league in his return!

[El Lobo]

Duncan Ferguson

Absolute bastards, taking the comedy awards from the Moyesiah.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

From our favourites in their who is your most hated redshite thread:

I got some revenge on ol' Robbie...twas beautiful....I will always remember him snorting the boundary line in front of me


A couple of years ago he moved to a former Australian A League team called FNQ Glory ...he did a meet and greet and I travelled down and waited in line for just over an hour

As I reached the table I took off my hoody revealing my everton top threw a handful of baby powder in his face and yelled

Sniff that you C word

very hard to choose between suarez and gerrard, but i think gerrad just about nicks.

i just feel suarez has something mentally wrong with him to do the things he does, everybody knows the scum he is.

gerrard on the other hand, just pays others to do his dirty work and the vile scum human being has never been released to the world because of the RS ridden media. He's also a massive hypocrit and a coward who shat himself when he saw the bullets in the post and now everybody thinks he's a loyal servant etc.

use to be thompson, but haven't watched SS for a decade, to be honest though, he's just an utter moron and his opinion doesn't count imo.

Mark Clattenburg

Quite liked Sami Hyppia, just for the comedy moments he gave when visibly sh*tting himself when Big Dunc came on in a Derby.

[elpistolero7]

They are not happy with their 5,186 allocation for Arsenal away.

Cause they're going to be embarrassed when their entire fanbase of 186 people shows up?

[Mad Max]

Cause they're going to be embarrassed when their entire fanbase of 186 people shows up?

Their away support is not bad at the moment, they don't always take the full allocation, but they seem to sell out, it's their home support that's a joke.

[4pool]

Would be funny if Arsenal charged them more...

[lfc_col]

From our favourites in their who is your most hated redshite thread:

That thing about Gerrard is shameful what sort of cretin actually writes utter shit like that 

[brownie 09]

Would be funny if Arsenal charged them more...

nah, on ticketing pricing and allocation there's no need for rivalry. Were all getting fucked so need to stand together.

[swoopy]

"Who is your most hated redshite"

HAHAHAHAHHA

[LiverLuke]

hyypia shitting himself to big dunc

[OldBloke]

Evertonians are women trapped in men's bodies.

[JamesG L4]

Evertonians are women trapped in men's bodies.

Classic! And women jibbed by the RS at that.

[Yiannis]

Watching all these recent (and not) years Gerrard, Torres, Suarez and Sturridge having a party when playing them was/is a fucking joy.

First Merseyside derby I watched was that when Cadamerteri sealed the win at Goodison.Has to be '97 or '98. The likes of Kvarme and Oyvind Leonhardsen send you shivers down the spine...

Best memory is easily Gary McAllister's free kick at the end.

[Mad Max]

Evertonians are women trapped in men's bodies.

They seem to be.

[RedJim]

From our favourites in their who is your most hated redshite thread:

Haha that Robbie Fowler one is brilliant. Imagine being THAT bitter and twisted that you'd travel down (presumably from County Road?) to Australia, then wait in line for over an hour, to get 'revenge' on a lad who kicks a bag of wind around once a week and may or may not have snorted some naughty stuff 15 years ago. I'm sure that really hit him hard.

That's a whole new level of premeditated bitterness. That's the kind of thing they get off on though these blues.

[swoopy]

On the Arsenal Ticket Allocation:

"Liverpool and spurs got a reduced allocation for security reason ie their fans are bellends

 Hopefully we get the full 9000"



If we're bellends then what on earth are they?

[Crosby Nick]

Haha that Robbie Fowler one is brilliant. Imagine being THAT bitter and twisted that you'd travel down (presumably from County Road?) to Australia, then wait in line for over an hour, to get 'revenge' on a lad who kicks a bag of wind around once a week and may or may not have snorted some naughty stuff 15 years ago. I'm sure that really hit him hard.

Not the baby powder! Frightening stuff.

They absolutely revere Big Dunc don't they. A man who has less Derby goals than Dirk Kuyt.

[goalspaytherent]

Drunken promoted to first team coach

I imagine that it's quite easy for him to get promoted in that club . Everyone is shit scared of him.....he probably just walked into Martinez s office and said " oi you .....I want that role " ....= starts at 9am the next morning .

[Mad Max]

From GOT again:

I was at the game on Sunday, I was pleased to see how full the stadium was considering it was lunchtime on a Sunday and also on TV.

31,498! 

[L666KOP]

From GOT again:

I was at the game on Sunday, I was pleased to see how full the stadium was considering it was lunchtime on a Sunday and also on TV, and the storms in North Wales.
31,498! 

[Mad Max]

Ifitwasn'tforthefloods!

[Kopenhagen]

Ifitwasn'tforthefloods!

"Goodison turnstile clicker." 

[Mad Max]

"Goodison turnstile clicker." 

I only go there once a season.

[Six Beardy]

That 'we go the game, it's what we do' slogan is so shit. Who says 'go the game' ? Is it a wool/welsh thing ? It's 'go the match' and always has been.

[Mashy-rawr!nooo]

From GOT again:

I was at the game on Sunday, I was pleased to see how full the stadium was considering it was lunchtime on a Sunday and also on TV.

[Mad Max]

That 'we go the game, it's what we do' slogan is so shit. Who says 'go the game' ? Is it a wool/welsh thing ? It's 'go the match' and always has been.

Exactly, but they don't go the match.

[Fiasco]

That 'we go the game, it's what we do' slogan is so shit. Who says 'go the game' ? Is it a wool/welsh thing ? It's 'go the match' and always has been.

It's hilariously embarrassing. My best mate is a blue and he's the maddest Evertonian I know, goes all the pre-season games in the middle of knowhere etc. Even he said when it was put on the back of the season tickets "what the fuck have then done that for?". It's nothing but a sly dig a us, to appease their fans who love the jibe about loads of our fans watching the game on televison and the like. Well, what they don't understand is that we have tens of millions of fans worldwide, they don't. It's pretty hard for every single person to get a ticket.

Small time, bitter mongrels.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

More from their most hated kopite bastard thread:

Gerrard has become even more annoying now he's not even that good. At one point he'd let his football do the talking, now he's in the paper every other day mouthing off and celebrates any goal against us like he's won the world cup. Probably because he knows with every game that passes he's coming towards the end. And what a day it will be when that blert hangs his boots up. England might go back to playing football for a start rather than Hollywood ball courtesy of 'Stevie G' and' Lamps'.

Tough choice but after weighing everything up it has to be Jamie Carragher. I hat ehis professional scouse routine, his prissy reaction to a bit of mickey taking (the bit that stopped him supporting Everton), his constant need to 'prove' how 'hard' he is, his bitter reaction whenever they won at Goodison... juxtaposed with his pronouncements that derbies were just another game, his GBH on Lescott...

Absolute holocaust of a human being.

Always hated Dirk Kuyt. He loved over emphasing his celebrations against us, as well as being a headless chicken on the pitch, the melted faced beaut. And that ridiculous spawny goal in the League Cup final just put the icing on the cake for me

[Chakan]

So he hates our whole team. Shocker.

[Fiasco]

"Absolute holocaust of a human being". I mean, just what the fuck?

[EmotionalCitrus]

"Absolute holocaust of a human being". I mean, just what the fuck?

The irony is painful.

[Mad Max]

We go the game, it's what we do!

[Six Beardy]

We go the game, it's what we do!

Tell it to that Dickie Piss guy. He spent 30 years not going the 'game' - turns up once and they spunk their load all over him. 

[Crosby Nick]

More from their most hated kopite bastard thread:

Christ, I'd forgotten about Dirky's League Cup goal (and I went the game )...it's a harsh (bitter?) bastard who would hate someone like Dirk.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Christ, I'd forgotten about Dirky's League Cup goal (and I went the game )...it's a harsh (bitter?) bastard who would hate someone like Dirk.

there was that bit on the clubs website, him and pepe doing a quiz about the city of liverpool, dirk was asked what evertons nickname was and he simply replied 'the bitters'

[Mouth]

From our favourites in their who is your most hated redshite thread:

That shit about Fowler is quite honestly one of the saddest most pathetic things I have ever seen in my fucking life. How empty and hollow must that mans life be, to not only do that, to go to all that trouble, but to actually proudly tell people he did it. That is seriously sad on a level I cant even comprehend. If I was a bitter I'd be calling him all the sad c*nts under the sun.

Telling all you this right now, if I ever hear of any of our lot doing something like that, I will hunt you down, skin you and skull fuck you, for daring to bring such calamitous, embarrassing ruin upon our name.

[El Ninos Black Eye]

That shit about Fowler is quite honestly one of the saddest most pathetic things I have ever seen in my fucking life. How empty and hollow must that mans life be, to not only do that, to go to all that trouble, but to actually proudly tell people he did it. That is seriously sad on a level I cant even comprehend. If I was a bitter I'd be calling him all the sad c*nts under the sun.

Telling all you this right now, if I ever hear of any of our lot doing something like that, I will hunt you down, skin you and skull fuck you, for daring to bring such calamitous, embarrassing ruin upon our name.

More than likely I'd say its bullshit. Trying to impress his new friends in the play ground. 
Fowler would've twatted him.

[Motty]

More than likely I'd say its bullshit. Trying to impress his new friends in the play ground. 
Fowler would've twatted him.

I reckon your right there.

Which begs the question is he more sad if he actually did what he said or for dreaming it up in the first place and lying about it.

Hmmm I'm not sure.