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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Last post by Qston on Today at 08:36:01 am »Seems a bit like...
JK: "You ready to go on?"
MS: "Sure whatevs. About fucking time"
JK: "You don't sound ready..."
MS: "Pfff what do you want me to say? Bit late innit" *waves arms like stroppy teen*
JK: "You wanna go back on the bench?" *adopts Dad tone*
MS: "Dude..." *jogs on pitch*
Sounds familiar
Dad "Can you just put your phone down for 1 minute while I talk to you"
Daughter "Just let me reply to this"
Dad "You have been replying for 10 minutes, just give me 2 minutes"
Daughter "God, you're so annoying"
Dad "It's rude you know, and I pay the bill"
Daughter (Huffs) "For god's sake, what do you want ?"
Cue it being blown out of all proportion when reported back to mother.