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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #80 on: March 15, 2023, 09:50:23 pm »
90+2 Even the match officals can't be arsed all those changes and two minutes added on.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #81 on: March 15, 2023, 09:51:29 pm »
91 VAR looking at a possible penalty for Madrid but it's not a penalty and just passes the time.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #82 on: March 15, 2023, 09:52:12 pm »
Why is the referee even looking at this. Just blow the bloody whistle.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #83 on: March 15, 2023, 09:52:43 pm »
91 VAR looking at a possible penalty for Madrid but it's not a penalty and just passes the time.
If this is given as a penalty then there needs to be an investigation

Absurd
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2023, 09:52:53 pm »
He's actually going to the TV crazy.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2023, 09:53:32 pm »
If this is given as a penalty then there needs to be an investigation

Absurd

He's not given it as it happens but what a charade for something which clearly was no penalty.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #86 on: March 15, 2023, 09:53:35 pm »
He's actually going to the TV crazy.
Common sense actually prevailed … actually shocked
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #87 on: March 15, 2023, 09:54:32 pm »
94 Ref blows we bow out with a score of 6-2 overall. not the best.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:17 pm »
Unless he was injured, taking Nunez off was a joke. Akin to throwing in the towel for me that.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:24 pm »
Fucking depressing.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #90 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:32 pm »
Unless he was injured, taking Nunez off was a joke. Akin to throwing in the towel for me that.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #91 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:33 pm »
Outfought, outfoxed, outclassed.

New spine needed, genuinely feels like 5 new starters is a minimum. 

The players just didn't seem arsed at all, just fuck off. Feel for the traveling fans as they got ripped off.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #92 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:34 pm »
The Games tiny hopes were gone as soon as he took Nunez off

Absolute baffling decision that

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:43 pm »
Out with a whimper. Pretty pathetic.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #94 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:44 pm »
That was like watching a wake.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #95 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:45 pm »
Lovely cameo from Kostas :D
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #96 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:45 pm »
Meh!

Didn't even try and shocking midfield that was soo off the pace.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #97 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:48 pm »
Meh. Can't be too upset about that result in isolation because it's exactly what was expected. We've got one hell of a slog ahead of us to get through these next couple of months.

Maybe we've been spoiled in the last few seasons but I just can't get over how far and how quickly we've fallen. Hopefully we see the real Liverpool again next season.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #98 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:50 pm »
Ox on for Milner 😂😂 says it all

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #99 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:55 pm »
Shite performance overall.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #100 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:56 pm »
Dreadful stuff with some baffling subs. Sadly that level of performance away from home is our norm so nothing new there.

Massive, massive work needs doing in the summer but I have zero confidence we'll do it.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #101 on: March 15, 2023, 09:55:56 pm »
Too slow, too nice, pedestrian, boring

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #102 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:07 pm »
Really poor passing once past the half way line, another fluke of a goal from them, and a very Ancelotti second half.

Oh well.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #103 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:10 pm »
Utterly pathetic 'performance', going out with a complete whimper, absolutely zero desire other than Harvey Elliot.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #104 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:15 pm »
Gutless second half performance. This team is done at the top level. Needs major investment

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #105 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:18 pm »
MOTM: VAR ref.

Otherwise: Limp performance.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #106 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:27 pm »
You can't expect to compete against a team like Madrid with that midfield. It's nigh on impossible unless you take all your chances. We didn't do enough in the final third and had to rely on Ali to save the day a lot. At least we haven't been embarrassed.

Not looking good for City and Chelsea away.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #107 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:28 pm »
Ponderous, pedestrian and out

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #108 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:30 pm »
We did okay today but 6-2 aggregate looks pathetic for a club like ours.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #109 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:33 pm »
Thats us done with the CL for a while probably. Very strange subs. Grim

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #110 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:35 pm »
We're just shit from top to bottom.

And the subs yet again. Jesus Christ.
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #111 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:37 pm »
we got Milner playing 70 minutes while Real gets Tchouameni to play from the bench...

That says it all really.

we had the best team in the world and we have the best coach and still we fucked up not building on that success.

shame.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #112 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:40 pm »
Can Klopp kick the shit out of Konate and Van Dijk? Thanks.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:42 pm »
What a whimper, too many players living off past glories, squad needs an injection of energy and desire.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #114 on: March 15, 2023, 09:56:50 pm »
Eeek.. 14/15 vibes. Major re-structuring required... big job, but Klopp is up for it.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2023, 09:57:11 pm »
We weren’t scoring 1 goal as soon as Nunez was hooked let alone 3. We’re not very good at the moment, on & off the pitch.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2023, 09:57:15 pm »
Can we save the last minute time wasting subs until we are actually fucking winning? Thanks.

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2023, 09:57:17 pm »
Take Nunez off when chasing the game and bringing on Firmino and Elliott.

They bring on Asensio, Touchameni etc.

Wonder where our issues lie....
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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2023, 09:57:18 pm »
Look a spent team, so slow and now need to add plenty of athleticism, pace and freshness in the summer

Not great tonight but it was the first leg that killed us, 6-2 flatters them despite them being the better team over 180 mins

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Re: CL: R Mad 1 vs 0 Liverpool Benzema 78’
« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2023, 09:57:26 pm »
Can't be taking off someone as quick and direct as Nunez when you need goals. Guy is a menace.

It was always a tall order but the least we could have done is gone out swinging. Did Courtois make a save in second half?