Topic: Darwin awards 2020

[IgorBobbins]

I think it’s gonna be a long long time before someone tries a similar stunt.

Well Mike obviously missed the earth so much, he returned after only a few seconds.  I'm sure his wife will miss packing his bags pre-flight too 

[Ziltoid]

Well Mike obviously missed the earth so much, he returned after only a few seconds.  I'm sure his wife will miss packing his bags pre-flight too 

His wife is at home doing the domestic duties. See the 2nd to bottom on his manifesto

[CHOPPER]

Knew a bloke once, thought he'd invented gravity, turns out ee wur rung, and he'd tin-ven-Ted gravity tun chips.
Tin Curp Kanavrill, just be append bee artside, Halifax, with a little help, from T'Halifax.

[Nobby Reserve]

Unfortunately, this was only a nearly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64809523

The prison sentence is a joke.

[redbyrdz]

Unfortunately, this was only a nearly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64809523

The prison sentence is a joke.

Just driving too fast and crashing is hardly a darwin award, it happens all the time.

But re his sentence. Never get why driving bans are so short. Should be much longer.

[Nobby Reserve]

Just driving too fast and crashing is hardly a darwin award, it happens all the time.

But re his sentence. Never get why driving bans are so short. Should be much longer.

He was fleeing from the police, driving like a dick (weaving side to side, etc). If it would have been another car he slammed into the back of, the innocent driver & any occupants in that car could easily have been killed.

As it is, driving into the back of a lorry after running away from the police and driving like a tit is IMO a candidate.

[rob1966]

Just driving too fast and crashing is hardly a darwin award, it happens all the time.

But re his sentence. Never get why driving bans are so short. Should be much longer.

If it was just speeding then ok, but he's running from the Police, driving dangerously, swerving everywhere, is a danger to everyone on the road that night and eventually rammed into the back of a Tipper truck that he somehow failed to see and caused to crash. He could have killed the HGV driver, he ended up down an embankment, I've heard of loads of drivers dying when their truck has left the carriageway and he could have killed the Police as they hit his car after the crash.

The sentence is an absolute joke, he should have done jail time for that and been banned for at least 10 years.

He deffo qualifies for a Darwin award, as removing him from the gene pool would be benefit.

[SvenJohansen]

Unfortunately, this was only a nearly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-64809523

The prison sentence is a joke.

It looks like he drove into on purpose the thick fucker.

[reddebs]

Ooh if we're talking about removing folk from the gene pool can we throw all the sexual predators, rapists, peadophiles etc in here too then.

It'll save on the chemical castration costs that were suggested in the Sarah Everard's thread.

[Nobby Reserve]

Ooh if we're talking about removing folk from the gene pool can we throw all the sexual predators, rapists, peadophiles etc in here too then.

It'll save on the chemical castration costs that were suggested in the Sarah Everard's thread.

You have to remove yourself from the gene pool through your own idiotic actions.

[rob1966]

Ooh if we're talking about removing folk from the gene pool can we throw all the sexual predators, rapists, peadophiles etc in here too then.

It'll save on the chemical castration costs that were suggested in the Sarah Everard's thread.

They need to do things like take a selfie on a cliff edge, kignoring the "do not stand beyond this point" signs, or sticking a knife into an electrical socket, stuff like that, to qualify

[rob1966]

You have to remove yourself from the gene pool through your own idiotic actions.

Due to getting pissed off with the wind blowing it off, I once welded a No Smoking/No Naked Flames sign to the LPG gas cage at work

[reddebs]

You have to remove yourself from the gene pool through your own idiotic actions.

Ah ok that'll teach me to read the op first rather than the last post 🤦

[reddebs]

Due to getting pissed off with the wind blowing it off, I once welded a No Smoking/No Naked Flames sign to the LPG gas cage at work

😁

[Nobby Reserve]

Due to getting pissed off with the wind blowing it off, I once welded a No Smoking/No Naked Flames sign to the LPG gas cage at work

I drilled through a gas pipe at home. Twice.