Topic: Mens creams and moisturizer

[conman]

L'oreal,

you should cream yourself everyday, because your worth it

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what is differin ? yeah that retin a can be dodgy but i recomend it.
Oily skin can be a problem to.

It's similar to Retin A, stops/slows down oil production. By the way, you really shouldn't be using it if you haven't got acne or a greasy face, and I don't know why you think it'll reduce wrinkles, if anything, it'd make them worse as your skin will be drier.

[TheDpoLenz without the please like]

Oh, by the way, I love your custom title.

? oh i see.
I wonder who did that ?

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? oh i see.
I wonder who did that ?

[conman]

[Alan_X]

? oh i see.
I wonder who did that ?

Hmm... I wonder too?

[Malaysian Kopite]

Amazing thread.

[TheDpoLenz without the please like]

It's similar to Retin A, stops/slows down oil production. By the way, you really shouldn't be using it if you haven't got acne or a greasy face, and I don't know why you think it'll reduce wrinkles, if anything, it'd make them worse as your skin will be drier.

a scientist told me.I have to admit though my skin looks in great shae.Anyway thankyou for your serios reply

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Hmm... I wonder too?

[TheDpoLenz without the please like]

Don't listen to the piss takers, the efforts you are going to are admirable and you should do whatever you want to make you look more convincing. But I think that you'll find that Hormone Replacement Therapy is cheaper in the long run.

Cheers mate i apprecite the support.Well i am done with this thread now.I tried my best to get a good discussion about creams going but instead it turned into a smart arse wanking thread.
Goonnight

[redbyrdz]

sleep tight.

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Cheers mate i apprecite the support.Well i am done with this thread now.I tried my best to get a good discussion about creams going but instead it turned into a smart arse wanking thread.
Goonnight

[conman]

[Gerrard_8_]

L'oreal,

you should cream yourself everyday, because your worth it

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Goonnight

[conman]

sleep tight.

and don't squeeze too tight

[Lawnmowerman]

  What the fucks going on in here?

Dont mind them DpoLenz. I recommend Custard Creams

[OohCampione]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any better . . . . . .

Comedy Gold

[Kashinoda]

i never have been on a forum which has so many smart arses in my life and i still havent had one serious reply yet.

I gave you a fucking seriously reply and you ignored it, utter WUM.

[TheDpoLenz without the please like]

Why would you buy mens shit when it's the womens stuff rebranded and 50% more expensive?


 
£2.00 or so, bam, done.

After you're done applying it you can have a long hard think about ever posting anything ever again

sorry for not replying but i thought you were taking the piss.from what ive seen the womens stuff is more expenise..when i have a date over she puts on my MOISTURIZER cream before sleap..this women mens cream is bollacks i think
bot sexes can use both creams correct ?

[Kashinoda]

Yes... just scoop it out and whack it on ya' skin.

Now lets all hold hands and share our feelings.

[scoresagain]

sorry for not replying but i thought you were taking the piss.from what ive seen the womens stuff is more expenise..when i have a date over she puts on my MOISTURIZER cream before sleap..this women mens cream is bollacks i think
bot sexes can use both creams correct ?

What a thread. Careful you don't get any cream in your hair, I've heard it's a nightmare to get out.

[conman]

What a thread. Careful you don't get any cream in your hair, I've heard it's a nightmare to get out.

can just wipe it off in the curtains

[scoresagain]

can just wipe it off in the curtains

[Matt8Pie]

can just wipe it off in the curtains

I have much to learn! I use a sock in such a scenario.

[scoresagain]

I have much to learn! I use a sock in such a scenario.

Don't worry, everyone has their own cream sock.

[Kashinoda]

(Careful how you store it)

[leinad]

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[Kopite B205]

The DpoLenz is the real Patrick Bateman - he is simply not there.

[scoresagain]

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Stop taking the piss will ya, this is a serious discussion.

[berrno3333]

100% pure Man Fat.

[Fauxy]

Surely.. SURELY the OP had semen in the back of his mind. You cannot talk about creaming yourself without thinking that.

Meh, its the end of the world tonight. Yeah I cream myself all the time. AND WHAT?

[Brian Blessed]

Then at night before sleep i apply retin a.Retin a really is a great cream..the only problem is though it can have its side effects like causing a big rash on your skin and it can cause major peeling but that is rare and i never had those adverse efects.

to me that's going too far. I get the whole belt around the neck thing while having a tug, but wanting it peel? Weird.

Does the retin a at least have a pleasing odour wafting up while you are having a squeeze?

[Brian Blessed]

Surely.. SURELY the OP had semen in the back of his mind.

I think he's only into women.

[Kopite B205]

to me that's going too far. I get the whole belt around the neck thing while having a tug, but wanting it peel? Weird.

Does the retin a at least have a pleasing odour wafting up while you are having a squeeze?

I could imagine the rash would add to a better all-round sensation.

[conman]

Then at night before sleep i apply retin a.Retin a really is a great cream..the only problem is though it can have its side effects like causing a big rash on your skin and it can cause major peeling but that is rare and i never had those adverse efects.

So who elses uses creams and shite ? or are you all not going to admit it ?

hmm Syphilis?

[Bondred]

How about some Cremé fraiche?

[WEST HAM PAUL]

You look at a thread not looking inside & wonder why is it so popular as it looks shite  ie Mens Creams etc.
Finally you look out of curiosity & find a brilliant piss take thread , superb

[Lucas21]

You look at a thread not looking inside & wonder why is it so popular as it looks shite  ie Mens Creams etc.
Finally you look out of curiosity & find a brilliant piss take thread , superb

Echo that. Epic

[Snail]

Cheers mate i apprecite the support.Well i am done with this thread now.I tried my best to get a good discussion about creams going but instead it turned into a smart arse wanking thread.
Goonnight