The range of laws imposed upon us never ceases to amaze me.....
HereA PEDESTRIAN who caused a 70mph crash by strolling into a road to ask directions has been jailed for reckless walking.
Drunk Marcus Whitelaw watched as a car swerved to avoid him, hit a kerb and flipped.
He then asked the shocked driver: "Sorry, did I cause that? Which way is Inverness?" The 27-year-old, of Bailey Place, Lossiemouth, became one of the first people ever to be jailed for bad walking when he was locked up for two months yesterday.
Perth Sheriff Court heard driver Marie Connon and passenger Ian Fraser had been lucky to escape serious injury in the smash.
Dawn Samson, prosecuting, said Miss Connon had collected Mr Fraser in Kirkcaldy as she made her way from Lincolnshire to Lossiemouth on March 14.
She was heading north on the A9 between Perth and Inverness when she spotted Whitelaw.
The prosecutor said: "She saw something ahead. She manoeuvred into the offside lane to avoid whatever it was, then realised it wasa person.
"The accused stepped from the nearside to the offside lane waving his arms above his head.
"He appeared to be signalling them to stop. Miss Connon applied the brakes and steered away from the pedestrian"She mounted the central reservation.Thevehiclestruckthe kerb andwas lifted from the road.
"It overturned on to its roof. It ultimately came to rest on its wheels again.
"Fuel was leaking from the vehicle and the engine was smoking. They feared it would ignite."
Miss Connon and Mr Fraser scrambled out of the car and were waiting by the roadside when Whitelaw approached them to ask for directions, it was said.
Both the driver and her passenger escaped serious injury but her £4000 Peugeot 306 car was a write-off.
Gwen Wood, defending, said Whitelaw, who admitted culpably and recklessly walking into the path of oncoming traffic and endangering life, had been drinking all day in Inverness.
She said he had been dumped by friends after a fight and was in an "agitated state".
Sheriff Michael Fletcher said: "This was an incredibly stupid action on your part. The consequences were dire but could have been much more serious for the driver of that vehicle and others."