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[Big Red Richie]

Why let the truth get in the way of a good overblown conspiracy.

They like a conspiracy, do the Ev.   In fact, they bloody revel in it.   


Hard done by this.   Hard done by that. 

[Brian Blessed]

"That would be Collina, the referee whose horrid mistake cost Everton a place in the Champions League group stages in 2005."

Yes, that's what cost them. Someone was paid to write this shit.

[TheShanklyGates]

"That would be Collina, the referee whose horrid mistake cost Everton a place in the Champions League group stages in 2005."

Yes, that's what cost them. Someone was paid to write this shit.

Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth in the eyes of the ignorant.

[Kekule]

One of the replies:

KommentMonster

"the problem with collina's "mistake" wasn't that it was simply bad referring.  if it was just that, then we would have forgotten it by now.  the concern is that his being chosen to referee that match, along with villarreal being "randomly" drawn as everton's opponents, has the smell of corruption all over it."



Mr. Conspiracy theory might do well to remember them being in the qualifier had nothing to do with UEFA allowing us into the competition. Evertons 4th place meant they would have been in the qualifier to begin with.

He should also remember that Everton had done fuck all in Europe since...well, since ever, and would therefore have had a shite coefficient.  They moan about not getting a minnow in the draw, but they were one of the fucking minnows. There were about 7 or 8 teams in that third round draw that would have made mincemeat out of them. And considering what Dynamo Bucharest did to them a couple of weeks later it's safe to assume another 9 or 10 teams would have beaten them too.

Drawing Villareal was the best thing that could have happened, it gave them the opportunity to cry "conspiracy".  It's a bit harder trying to make a conspiracy theory stick when you've just been dicked by Anorthosis Famagusta or FC Thun.

[Fitzy.]

"Conspiracy" is actually an anagram of County Road...not a lot of people know that.

[Solomon Grundy]

He should also remember that Everton had done fuck all in Europe since...well, since ever, and would therefore have had a shite coefficient.  They moan about not getting a minnow in the draw, but they were one of the fucking minnows. There were about 7 or 8 teams in that third round draw that would have made mincemeat out of them. And considering what Dynamo Bucharest did to them a couple of weeks later it's safe to assume another 9 or 10 teams would have beaten them too.

Yep. Anyone other than an Everton fan would understand why they got a tough draw against Villareal.

It'll be the same for us should we finish 4th and have to qualify for the CL. There is the likelihood we'll get a pretty tough draw as well.

[Barneylfc∗]

He should also remember that Everton had done fuck all in Europe since...well, since ever,

Well that's just complete and utter nonsense now isn't it. They won 6 European Cups on the bounce from 1986 to 1991. They didn't actually win them in that they played in the competition and lifted the trophy at the end of it. But ifithadntabinfer the Redshite, the whole world knows this would've happened. So they really should be allowed to put them on their honours list.

[Kekule]

Well that's just complete and utter nonsense now isn't it. They won 6 European Cups on the bounce from 1986 to 1991. They didn't actually win them in that they played in the competition and lifted the trophy at the end of it. But ifithadntabinfer the Redshite, the whole world knows this would've happened. So they really should be allowed to put them on their honours list.

I remember now. How silly of me. Of course 1992 was the year Marseille won it, but were later to found to have been match fixing. So Everton retained it that year as well. Again not actually but seeing as they didn't fix matches it's a sort of moral victory.

[Groundskeeper Willie]

"Conspiracy" is actually an anagram of County Road...not a lot of people know that.

That's an interesting piece of fact. Here is another: Bullens Road is an anagram for HAAAAAANDBAAAAALL!

[liversaint]

Here is a real one: Goodison is an anagram of Is No Good

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Here is a real one: Goodison is an anagram of Is No Good

Sorry, I don't get it.

[liversaint]

Should be other way round really, Is no Good is an anagram of Goodison

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I don't know why you're surprised with them still crying foul over Collina, they're still fucking moaning about Clive Thomas, they can't even call him by name, my mate I went to Uni with simply calls him "that Welsh prick", and that was 40 years ago, they just don't let things lie

[Nitramdorf]

Is that a new name for us? " their lot" what a complete and utter bellend. He's also got the nerve to bring up corruption whilst conveniently forgetting Hans fucking Segers.

[moondog]

Is that a new name for us? " their lot" what a complete and utter bellend. He's also got the nerve to bring up corruption whilst conveniently forgetting Hans fucking Segers.

Of course "Hans fucking Segers" is an anagram of "fumbles to enable blueshite avoid relegation"

[Nitramdorf]

Of course "Hans fucking Segers" is an anagram of "fumbles to enable blueshite avoid relegation"

 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Was the referee corrupt when he disallowed Gerry Taggarts 2 yards over the line 'goal' ?, you know, the goal that if allowed would have saved Bolton and relegated Everton?, funny how that never gets a mention eh?

[Solomon Grundy]

Was the referee corrupt when he disallowed Gerry Taggarts 2 yards over the line 'goal' ?, you know, the goal that if allowed would have saved Bolton and relegated Everton?, funny how that never gets a mention eh?

People always go on about the Han Segars game, but never mention this one which was also dodgy as fuck. That's twice they've avoided relegation under very suspicious circumstances. Both within a few years of each other as well.

[moondog]

Was actually at that Wimbledon game (went with some blues for something to do that day) I have never seen anything more comical or deceitful on a football pitch before or since, they have a right nerve to complain about any conspiracy now or forevermore - if they know THEIR history they would shut up and keep quiet. Funny they never released that on a VHS as it would have been a best seller .

[Crosby Nick]

People always go on about the Han Segars game, but never mention this one which was also dodgy as fuck. That's twice they've avoided relegation under very suspicious circumstances. Both within a few years of each other as well.

That Bolton game was in August I think so although it turned out to be pivotal, it maybe wasn't considered so at the time.

That Wimbledon game though, fucking hell I remember being so pissed off by that at the time!

[elbow]

One of the replies:

KommentMonster

the problem with collina's "mistake" wasn't ........

If you know your alternative history.

[Crosby Nick]

Highly of the Wimbledon game here. Everton's winner is at about 11.30. Hilariously dubious keeping given what later came out about him.

https://youtu.be/1_AZJYYpoa8

[Jookie]

That Wimbledon game though, fucking hell I remember being so pissed off by that at the time!

I'm still pissed off now!

Can't believe they hovered above the relegation trap door year after year but always managed to escape. No chance of them getting relegated now. Which is a massive shame.

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

[TheShanklyGates]

I'm still pissed off now!

Can't believe they hovered above the relegation trap door year after year but always managed to escape. No chance of them getting relegated now. Which is a massive shame.

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

Utterly bizarre this, the sort of thing I'd expect from Everton fans, not Liverpool.

[S.Red please]

I'm still pissed off now!

Can't believe they hovered above the relegation trap door year after year but always managed to escape. No chance of them getting relegated now. Which is a massive shame.

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

One of the worst posts I've ever seen on here!

[RedSince86]

Highly of the Wimbledon game here. Everton's winner is at about 11.30. Hilariously dubious keeping given what later came out about him.

https://youtu.be/1_AZJYYpoa8

Wow the reply is so conclusive.

Well dodgy.

[cissesbeard]

Wow the reply is so conclusive.

Well dodgy.

limpars dive for the pen as well!
cheats!

[Barneylfc∗]

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

Holy shit. You've just went full Everton.

[Chakan]

I'm still pissed off now!

Can't believe they hovered above the relegation trap door year after year but always managed to escape. No chance of them getting relegated now. Which is a massive shame.

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

[Solomon Grundy]

Holy shit. You've just went full Everton.

NEVER GO FULL EVERTON.

[Kekule]

Wow the reply is so conclusive.

Well dodgy.

Isn't it just. It was a back pass. He could have stayed on his feet and controlled it, stone dead, with his instep, and picked it up.

They're fortunate that the 2nd goal was a genuine screamer. If Segers had had to fall over like that to let another one in serious questions might have been asked,

[Lone Wolf]

I'm still pissed off now!

Can't believe they hovered above the relegation trap door year after year but always managed to escape. No chance of them getting relegated now. Which is a massive shame.

Beyond Liverpool winning the league, seeing Everton getting relegated would be up there with my footballing dreams. I'd settle for us coming 17th in the league, as long as Everton came 18th.

Holy shit. You've just went full Everton.

NEVER GO FULL EVERTON.

[So… Howard Philips]

Is that a new name for us? " their lot" what a complete and utter bellend. He's also got the nerve to bring up corruption whilst conveniently forgetting Hans fucking Segers.

Segers was the velvet glove, the burnt out team coach the night before was the iron fist.

[Red Beret]

 

[planet-terror]

Will they have the RED carpet out for the return of the cereal winner MOYSEIAH this weekend.

[So… Howard Philips]

Will they have the RED carpet out for the return of the cereal winner MOYSEIAH this weekend.

3 points for the Bitters then?

[slamjam]

They make me laugh if Liverpool win I'm happy for the week I don't look for other results but Everton fans seem to only take comfort from a win if we lose a very strange breed they are.

[planet-terror]

3 points for the Bitters then?

3 pints of bitter for the moyesiah   

[4pool]

They'll probably have a group hug by the Taffs Tavern remembering the good ol' days...

[slamjam]

They'll probably have a group hug by the Taffs Tavern remembering the good ol' days... [emoji14]

They would but pub is shut down was a fire there few years ago.  Only 2 minutes from mine that pub aswell wasn't me.