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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #240 on: June 7, 2013, 02:19:55 pm »
Can't believe I'm missing this game! Sometimes work is really a kick in the bollocks. Painful having to follow the score on BBC which only refreshes every game rather than point.

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #241 on: June 7, 2013, 02:25:20 pm »
Thanks mate but the computer I'm on is far too slow for the official site. Keeps stalling and making everything else crash so I have to put up with BBC for newsfeeds until the end of each set when I run down to the lobby and watch.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #242 on: June 7, 2013, 02:26:10 pm »
Thanks mate but the computer I'm on is far too slow for the official site. Keeps stalling and making everything else crash so I have to put up with BBC for newsfeeds until the end of each set when I run down to the lobby and watch.

Try this

http://www.flashscore.com/tennis/

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #243 on: June 7, 2013, 02:26:20 pm »
djokovic doesn't look bothered in this set

Something not right about him.

He's a fearsome competitor (reminds me of Lendl with his steely unbreakable resolve) but hes not looking happy at the moment.


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #244 on: June 7, 2013, 02:31:01 pm »
Can't believe I'm missing this game! Sometimes work is really a kick in the bollocks. Painful having to follow the score on BBC which only refreshes every game rather than point.

Feel your pain! This is making it slightly more bearable..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/18222083
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #245 on: June 7, 2013, 02:32:23 pm »
Well, that set was a bit of an anti-climax. Nadal takes it 6-1.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #246 on: June 7, 2013, 02:34:02 pm »
Why bother with hawk eye if they aren't going to use it?
Usually the ball leaves a mark, so they dont really use it here.

One more Rafa!

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #247 on: June 7, 2013, 02:34:20 pm »
I missed that what happened to that last but one point...did rafa lose a point for something..the referee called something?

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #248 on: June 7, 2013, 02:35:49 pm »
I missed that what happened to that last but one point...did rafa lose a point for something..the referee called something?

Time violation. New rule introduced at the start of this season/tour.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #249 on: June 7, 2013, 02:37:07 pm »
Time violation. New rule introduced at the start of this season/tour.

Ok thanks for that..explains what had happened

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #250 on: June 7, 2013, 02:38:30 pm »
Ok thanks for that..explains what had happened

Well I say new rule, they just reduced the time allowed between points to 25 seconds. Nadal is a repeat offender with his stupid bouncing ball between serves!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #251 on: June 7, 2013, 02:42:09 pm »
incredible...what a rally

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #252 on: June 7, 2013, 02:42:59 pm »
cracking rally from two excellent players

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #253 on: June 7, 2013, 02:43:36 pm »
Novak digging deep, holds serve

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #254 on: June 7, 2013, 02:58:58 pm »
Nadal breaks! Hes two games away from the final.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #255 on: June 7, 2013, 03:03:15 pm »
what a return. break back

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #256 on: June 7, 2013, 03:03:39 pm »
Djokovic breaks straight back! Couple of unbelievable returns in that game.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #257 on: June 7, 2013, 03:16:29 pm »
Nadal breaks! He'll serve for the match.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #258 on: June 7, 2013, 03:22:17 pm »
Djokovic breaks back again! This man just will not give up.

4th set tie break.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #259 on: June 7, 2013, 03:22:32 pm »
unbelievable jeff

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #260 on: June 7, 2013, 03:27:40 pm »
Djokovic 4-2 up with a mini break at the changeover.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #261 on: June 7, 2013, 03:30:24 pm »
6-3 Novak

Nadal to serve next


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #262 on: June 7, 2013, 03:31:20 pm »
Unreal from Djokovic. You have to make him the favourite now.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #263 on: June 7, 2013, 03:32:11 pm »
It's going to a fifth set

Time to uncork the Sancerre, head out to the sun terrace and enjoy 


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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #264 on: June 7, 2013, 03:32:23 pm »
5th set, excellent

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #265 on: June 7, 2013, 03:32:47 pm »
Unreal from Djokovic. You have to make him the favourite now.

Till he stumbles again and becomes non-existent.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #266 on: June 7, 2013, 03:38:45 pm »
Till he stumbles again and becomes non-existent.

Djokovic breaks.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #267 on: June 7, 2013, 03:46:56 pm »
Fair do's to Djokovic, he is an unbelievable competitor.

Trie them both out for Sunday for my Ferrer 33/1 bet to come in please (I know I have zero chance of this happening!).

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #268 on: June 7, 2013, 03:49:25 pm »
It's brutal out there, both exchanging heavy shots....

For those unable to get to a TV, the Sancerre is quiet chilled.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #269 on: June 7, 2013, 04:03:00 pm »
Massive hold from Nadal.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #270 on: June 7, 2013, 04:15:16 pm »
stupendous forehand

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #271 on: June 7, 2013, 04:17:09 pm »
Drama!
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #272 on: June 7, 2013, 04:18:49 pm »
That lads hitting is astonishing.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #273 on: June 7, 2013, 04:19:49 pm »
You feel its now or never for Nadal. Hes had so many chances this game.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #274 on: June 7, 2013, 04:20:16 pm »
Nadal gets the break back! This is absolutely incredible.
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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #275 on: June 7, 2013, 04:20:24 pm »
Great game :D

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #276 on: June 7, 2013, 04:20:40 pm »
Massive break back for Nadal. Absolutely massive.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #277 on: June 7, 2013, 04:20:42 pm »
Friday aftermoon is usually relaxing...on shaking like a crack addict here.

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #278 on: June 7, 2013, 04:23:43 pm »
Come on Rafa

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Re: The Tennis Thread
« Reply #279 on: June 7, 2013, 04:24:12 pm »
Dat Nadal forehand..