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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #360 on: August 14, 2018, 03:13:42 pm »
Boris brought a bag of sugar out instead of a sugar bowl.  Hanging's too good for him.

I like his Sarri and Unai Emery ones, he's good at those.

The advertising hoardings on the Gerrard image: 'The Queen / Brexit'...  :D

And that's not full cream milk on Boris' tray, looks like flavoured!

Missed the advertising hoardings. Excellent. Well spotted

EDIT; Just looked again, it's a green top, semi skinned milk. Mingebag
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #361 on: August 14, 2018, 08:41:45 pm »
What's Klopp and the shower gel referencing?  It can't be what I fear it is.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #362 on: August 14, 2018, 08:49:01 pm »
What's Klopp and the shower gel referencing?  It can't be what I fear it is.

His rather interesting celebration to Sadio's first goal on sunday :P

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #363 on: August 15, 2018, 01:49:17 am »
His rather interesting celebration to Sadio's first goal on sunday :P

Somewhat ejaculatory...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #364 on: August 15, 2018, 03:06:19 am »
What's Klopp and the shower gel referencing?  It can't be what I fear it is.

As Dië said...



The looks down kill me ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #365 on: August 16, 2018, 01:14:15 pm »
If that didn’t look like what I’d rather it didn’t look like, I’d say he looks like a teenager trying to sneak out a text message while his girlfriend’s parents interrogate him about his career plans.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #366 on: August 21, 2018, 01:47:21 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/21/david-squires-on-familiar-patterns-emerging-in-the-premier-league

The Emery bits are quite good, is Pep channeling a famous manager rant I'm forgetting?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #367 on: August 21, 2018, 01:57:06 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/aug/21/david-squires-on-familiar-patterns-emerging-in-the-premier-league

The Emery bits are quite good, is Pep channeling a famous manager rant I'm forgetting?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #368 on: August 21, 2018, 02:19:36 pm »
Aguero in the third panel! :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #369 on: August 21, 2018, 05:25:03 pm »
John Sitton at Leyton Orient
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #370 on: September 4, 2018, 02:45:28 pm »
David Squires on … what we have learned from the football season so far

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/sep/04/david-squires-on-what-we-have-learned-from-the-football-season-so-far

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« Reply #371 on: September 4, 2018, 03:24:05 pm »
David Squires on … what we have learned from the football season so far

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/sep/04/david-squires-on-what-we-have-learned-from-the-football-season-so-far

Theresa Cech is fantastic ;D

What's the thing with the eyeballs?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #373 on: September 4, 2018, 03:29:03 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #374 on: September 4, 2018, 03:31:12 pm »
This, I think: https://m.gulfnews.com/news/gulf/kuwait/fish-googly-eyes-a-new-scam-in-kuwait-1.2274415

I think you're right. The odds of two googly eyes stories making headlines recently are slim.
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« Reply #375 on: September 4, 2018, 04:30:11 pm »
I think you're right. The odds of two googly eyes stories making headlines recently are slim.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #376 on: September 4, 2018, 05:14:54 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #379 on: September 11, 2018, 11:00:37 am »
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Early signs suggest that the new European competition is a hit, and it provides a welcome distraction in these turbulent political times. Just this weekend, for example, Anglo-Russian tensions escalated as Britain deployed its biggest weapon in Moscow.

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« Reply #380 on: September 11, 2018, 11:09:39 am »
Here to Laugh.  Here to Point.  :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #382 on: September 11, 2018, 11:33:32 am »
He never gets it wrong, does he? Even the subtle touches, like Jose spouting Fallout Boy lyrics as he falls!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #383 on: September 18, 2018, 11:35:01 am »


Top work yet again.
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« Reply #384 on: September 18, 2018, 11:50:12 am »
I shouldn't laugh at the Firmino panel. But I did.
I do hope Ben Kingsley as his Sexy Beast character continues to narrate for Pep.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #385 on: September 18, 2018, 12:17:22 pm »

Top work yet again.

I laughed, I cried, I cringed (at Bobby's eye!)  :o

He's really found his flow hasn't he  :wave
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« Reply #386 on: September 18, 2018, 12:19:14 pm »
The Vertonghen silhouette with Bobby's eyeball! ;D
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« Reply #387 on: September 18, 2018, 12:22:49 pm »
Duncan can't be a coincidence, surely. ;D

But who's Kevin then?

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« Reply #388 on: September 18, 2018, 12:42:40 pm »
But who's Kevin then?
I had a good think about that too!  Now Wenger’s gone I think it should probably have been Jürgen?  Kind of glad he went for a generic little brother figure instead.

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« Reply #389 on: September 18, 2018, 12:50:11 pm »
Emourinho is so great :lmao

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« Reply #390 on: September 18, 2018, 01:11:42 pm »
When i read Kevin i thought it might have been


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #391 on: September 19, 2018, 12:13:35 pm »
Loved the Kane panel as well.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #392 on: September 25, 2018, 01:51:59 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #393 on: September 25, 2018, 01:54:03 pm »
Belter.

Check out the initials on Warnock's tracksuit in the podium panel  :lmao

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« Reply #394 on: September 25, 2018, 01:58:53 pm »
Belter.

Check out the initials on Warnock's tracksuit in the podium panel  :lmao

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« Reply #395 on: September 25, 2018, 02:11:35 pm »
I like the drawing on the Crazy Express masthead, as well as their slogan 'We might as well write this in our own waste'.

I like Corbyn's scarf too.
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« Reply #396 on: September 25, 2018, 06:48:09 pm »
I haven't read Viz for donkey's, I'm guessing that - I think - female character with the old boys and the skeleton is from there?

Love the skeleton's head falling off in the last frame  ;D

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« Reply #398 on: September 25, 2018, 07:23:27 pm »
A classic this week; Anton Klopp




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« Reply #399 on: September 25, 2018, 09:04:04 pm »
Where did the CW come from? Can someone explain?
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