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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2162 on: May 24, 2022, 02:38:44 pm »
..."and for all Manchester City's recent (domestic) success..."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2163 on: May 24, 2022, 07:12:23 pm »
Last panel for me. Squires really chimes with my footballing view of the world. Double header of nailing Mike Dean's retirement and obliquely referencing a certain 'shiny-domed genius'  :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2164 on: May 24, 2022, 07:53:34 pm »
Squires is reading our boards, right?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2166 on: May 31, 2022, 01:55:22 pm »
Lovely niche Fast Show reference.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2167 on: May 31, 2022, 02:49:46 pm »
Lovely niche Fast Show reference.
Fast Show reference?  Usually I'm good at these but this has passed me by.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2168 on: May 31, 2022, 02:53:16 pm »
Fast Show reference?  Usually I'm good at these but this has passed me by.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2169 on: May 31, 2022, 03:09:49 pm »
Very good yet again. Liked the fact that he found space to skewer Johnson’s obsession with appeasing gammons.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2170 on: May 31, 2022, 04:36:37 pm »
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2171 on: May 31, 2022, 08:56:02 pm »
Fast Show reference?  Usually I'm good at these but this has passed me by.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2172 on: June 6, 2022, 04:51:04 pm »
Only just seen this with everything else that's happened in the last week, Ancelotti's eyebrow creased me. ;D

What's the Trent panel all about though? And who is the long necked guy in the final panel?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2173 on: June 6, 2022, 04:56:58 pm »
Only just seen this with everything else that's happened in the last week, Ancelotti's eyebrow creased me. ;D

What's the Trent panel all about though? And who is the long necked guy in the final panel?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2174 on: June 6, 2022, 04:57:20 pm »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2177 on: June 7, 2022, 11:54:26 am »
"are we the baddies"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2178 on: June 7, 2022, 11:56:46 am »
Bale :D

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Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2180 on: June 7, 2022, 02:35:21 pm »
"Now shut up and inject me with another Union Jack. And yes I still call it that. I won't let the woke ruin Old Jack like they did Opal Fruits and racists marmalade."


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2181 on: July 5, 2022, 03:33:37 pm »
Back after a couple of weeks off with a preview of the Women's Euros

David Squires on … Euro 2022 coming to merry old England

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/jul/05/david-squires-on-euro-2022-coming-to-merry-old-england

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2182 on: July 5, 2022, 03:46:07 pm »
Back after a couple of weeks off with a preview of the Women's Euros

David Squires on … Euro 2022 coming to merry old England

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/jul/05/david-squires-on-euro-2022-coming-to-merry-old-england

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2183 on: July 6, 2022, 02:26:31 pm »
That German timeline using the Adidas shirt pattern is amazing ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2184 on: July 6, 2022, 02:37:45 pm »
He's got a warm up sketch ready for today. The BJ Shaman, as it were.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2185 on: July 12, 2022, 12:04:36 pm »
David Squires on … the all-action opening week of Euro 2022

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/jul/12/david-squires-on-the-all-action-opening-week-of-euro-2022

I knew that Sugar's comments would make an appearance this week  ;D  Love the A-Ha panel too

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2186 on: July 12, 2022, 03:38:30 pm »
'Liz Laugh Love'

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(she'll probably nick that one, too)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2187 on: July 16, 2022, 11:31:50 pm »
David Squires on … the all-action opening week of Euro 2022

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/jul/12/david-squires-on-the-all-action-opening-week-of-euro-2022

I knew that Sugar's comments would make an appearance this week  ;D  Love the A-Ha panel too

Both great panels ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2190 on: July 19, 2022, 11:48:04 am »
That last panel ;D

Also loved the Venn diagram and the subtle "De Caigny laced in the winner".
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2191 on: July 19, 2022, 12:30:04 pm »
That last panel

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2192 on: July 19, 2022, 12:51:30 pm »
Who's the person between Trump and Dorries on the last panel?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2193 on: July 19, 2022, 01:02:11 pm »
Who's the person between Trump and Dorries on the last panel?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2194 on: July 19, 2022, 01:02:12 pm »
Who's the person between Trump and Dorries on the last panel?


Prince Nonce?


(my question - who's the fathead between Ms Himmler and Gove?)



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2195 on: July 19, 2022, 02:51:25 pm »
my question - who's the fathead between Ms Himmler and Gove?

Piers Moron, isn't it?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2196 on: July 19, 2022, 05:38:34 pm »
Piers Moron, isn't it?

Of course!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2197 on: July 20, 2022, 08:55:44 am »
Sweaty Andrew Windsor
Thanks  :thumbup

It's obvious now you've said it.  It seemed odd that Squires would have anything against the dearly departed Jack Duckworth.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2198 on: July 26, 2022, 01:57:15 pm »

David Squires on … the Euro 2022 quarter-finals and the ‘Soft Hooligans’

Our cartoonist on the wins for England, France, Germany and Sweden, who have inspired a fearsome fan group on the terraces

www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/jul/26/david-squires-on-the-euro-2022-quarter-finals-and-the-soft-hooligans
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2199 on: August 2, 2022, 01:05:31 pm »

'David Squires on … England’s historic Euro 2022 triumph at Wembley':-

Our cartoonist on the Lionesses’ dramatic win over Germany, Chloe Kelly’s celebrations and what the future may hold

www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/aug/02/david-squires-england-euro-2022-triumph-at-wembley
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