A breakdown of statistics concerning Woodison
12 with splinters in their arse
7 choking on the pies at hearing the clown *J Beattie* is starting the game
6 hit by females throwing sweets at them
5 laughing at D *moe* Moyes
4 eating the shit that is served at Woodison
3 believing the shit that is fed to them by B Kenwright
any body any more ideas