Author Topic: Xmas Name Changes 2023 (probably from 01.12.23 - depending on who's doing it!)  (Read 38836 times)

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I look forward to another variation of Chaka Khan. :wave
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I look forward to another variation of Chaka Khan. :wave

I feel for you...

Edit:

Damn it, Town...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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It's the most wonderful time of the year

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Hmm …
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is that you effes?

Effes was, in certain circumstances, quite phallic...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Be a shame to break with tradition. Count me in please.
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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I look forward to another variation of Chaka Khan. :wave

Chakan Stevens?

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OK, I'll play, but I'm not as creative as Jim so someone who has a brilliant mind step forward please. You will pm me the suggestions and I'll make the changes.
Deal?

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Think I had Twoturtleduvvas one year that was good. Happy to have that again

Or maybe we should pick each other’s to help the mods out?
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OK, I'll play, but I'm not as creative as Jim so someone who has a brilliant mind step forward please. You will pm me the suggestions and I'll make the changes.
Deal?

Not so certain creativity is necessary, but puerility is required at all times... ;D
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Think I had Twoturtleduvvas one year that was good. Happy to have that again

Or maybe we should pick each other’s to help the mods out?

Yeah, maybe we all just chuck suggestions in here and John can go with his favourites.

Still chuckling at Chakan Stevens.

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Think I had Twoturtleduvvas one year that was good. Happy to have that again

Or maybe we should pick each other’s to help the mods out?

I'm probably less creative than John, but I'm easily amused.
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Gifts etc. Go ahead ;D

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Not so certain creativity is necessary, but puerility is required at all times... ;D

And here we go...  ;D
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Gifts etc. Go ahead ;D

Gold surely? Although he probably has enough of that now he's in Saudi.
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Crosby St Nick

Ok, you’ve done it already. :lmao

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Hehehe I like it.

:lmao

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Hehehe I like it.

:lmao

Was a great suggestion by Dangerscouse ;D
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Was a great suggestion by Dangerscouse ;D

Completely missed it. But very good indeed!

;D

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Thanks for the change. I had thought maybe Ghost of Christmas Parsed, as I've apparently been bangin on about grammar a bit too much recently according to Turkish and Sam ;D

But it's obviously bad form to suggest something for yourself so I kept quiet...
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I had thought maybe Ghost of Christmas Parsed, as I've apparently been bangin on about grammar a bit too much recently according to Turkish and Sam ;D



What? No, never... ;D
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Please.

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Seems like I've progressed since last year.

EDIT: Wait wtf happened to my profile pic?  ;D

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Seems like I've progressed since last year.

EDIT: Wait wtf happened to my profile pic?  ;D

:lmao

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Seems like I've progressed since last year.

EDIT: Wait wtf happened to my profile pic?  ;D

Great stuff John ;D
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tinsel maybe

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I've had a go, any complaints please direct them to clairethemod@rawktowers.com


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tinsel maybe
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