Kolo, oooooh-uh, Kolo, oooooh-uh
He came from Man City
Now works for Ian Skelly
He was only a footballer from the Ivory Coast
I’m Francois, car salesman, he’d proudly boast
Even though he was soon to be wed
He landed a space in a student’s bed
She never knew his name was Kolo
His wife never knew he was playing solo
Then cheeky Kolo went all quiet
Just concentrating on his wife’s new diet
Cheeky, cheeky Kolo