PALACE V REDSSelhurst Park, Saturday Dec 9th. KO 12.30It’s not a laugh playing two matches in four days, especially when the second one starts at lunchtime. The bloke in the bad suit from Amazon thought it was a joke, which is why Jurgen lost his cool in the pitch-side interview. Sure, Crystal Palace will be in the same boat having played at home to Bournemouth on Wednesday night, but that’s not really the point. The point is the insane lack of recuperation time, the unnecessary wear and tear on footballers’ bodies and the increased possibility of serious injury. All because millions of people are apparently desperate to see a live game at lunch-time. Jurgen was speaking for the Palace players as well as ours. We, of course, are now without Matip and may be without Mac Allister too. Add in Alisson, Robertson, Thiago and Jota and it’s beginning to look like an injury crisis. Palace are without Doucoure who has snapped his achilles heel and the sensational Eze who isn’t as badly injured but hopefully won’t be rushed back to face us. That leaves a big hole in midfield for the home team which Bournemouth seem to have walked through last night. Can we do the same? We hope so. It helps that Endo is now finding his feet in English football and his ability to get the ball quickly to whichever pair plays ahead of him will be key. So long as the match remains 0-0 that will be a simple enough task but without spectacular reward. He won’t be pressed. None of our back line will. Palace are among the most negative sides in the division under Hodgson and even at home like to sit back behind a stockade. This will put the onus on Szobozslai and Gravenberch (the likely two) as well as Trent to break Palace lines in the last third. It’s been 15 matches since we last lost to Palace - put to the sword at Anfield by that gentleman footballer Christian Benteke. That makes it the longest unbeaten run since we first played them between the wars. But the last two fixtures ended in drab draws. What we need, therefore, is a bit of 0-7 (or better still 9-0) to remind ourselves, and the rest of the league, that Liverpool are gearing up for a serious 2024. I look at our team - even with its injuries - and I look at theirs and think there’s no reason why we shouldn’t blow them away. Up front Darwin continues to make life hell for defenders and heaven for goalkeepers but will almost certainly start on Saturday. Goals please. I wonder too whether Gakpo might crop up on the left to give Luis Diaz some respite. Danger players for them? Olise obviously. At least Tsimikas will be fresh to face that particular threat. Ayew should provide a tasty meal for Virg. The crucial thing will be to stop them scoring first. Against the Blades we actually achieved that. I expect the same again. Allez Allez. (The ref is Andy Madley, assistants are Harry Lennard and Nick Hopton. In the VAR booth of chaos is John Brooks and A Nun.)
Isn't that the default setting in England?
Travelling fans in good voice. Roy is smiling
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
I keep forgetting that Clynne is still at Palace and get a shock each time I see him.
He’s still only 32.
Over to jill?
Roys skin actually looks like it's trying to crawl away from his face. Good lord the man should just retire... again.
23 A rare attack on the our goal as Palace win a corner, Van Dijk is fantastic and we get it away. Trent launches one towards Diaz but Palace get there first.
How does he do these things?
Clear foul there. Won’t be overturned of course
