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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #160 on: July 13, 2023, 05:40:52 pm »
Gunny entire rant  ;D

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #161 on: July 13, 2023, 06:18:15 pm »
"Suck my (proverbial) dick!"

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #162 on: July 13, 2023, 06:25:39 pm »
"Doodie!"

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #163 on: July 13, 2023, 08:23:19 pm »
Cor, this coffee smells like shit.

It is shit, Austin.
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #164 on: July 14, 2023, 12:50:40 am »
Quote from: Titi Camara on July 13, 2023, 12:35:29 pm
Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer.
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #165 on: July 14, 2023, 02:45:53 am »
“They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.”
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #166 on: July 14, 2023, 08:15:53 am »
boys, keep off the moors - stick to the road
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #167 on: July 14, 2023, 09:51:12 am »
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #168 on: July 14, 2023, 01:42:09 pm »
Quote from: liverbloke on July 14, 2023, 08:15:53 am
boys, keep off the moors - stick to the road

"You.. made me miss"
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #169 on: July 14, 2023, 02:52:00 pm »
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #170 on: July 14, 2023, 03:07:26 pm »
Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c*nt. You're a c*nt now, and you've always been a c*nt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more c*nt kids.
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #171 on: July 14, 2023, 03:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Hazell on July 14, 2023, 03:07:26 pm
Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c*nt. You're a c*nt now, and you've always been a c*nt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more c*nt kids.

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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #172 on: July 14, 2023, 03:58:05 pm »
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Not a movie, but we'll stretch it for a Scouser.

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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #173 on: July 14, 2023, 04:07:05 pm »
*decks who he thinks is a Yank*

THAT'S FOR JOHN LENNON YOU YANKEE FUCKING C---
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #174 on: July 14, 2023, 04:11:31 pm »
Quote from: ToneLa on July 14, 2023, 04:07:05 pm
*decks who he thinks is a Yank*

THAT'S FOR JOHN LENNON YOU YANKEE FUCKING C---

Most of America and all of NYC adored him (they didn't know his flaws like we did) including his killer.
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #175 on: July 14, 2023, 06:00:41 pm »
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Re: Classic Film Lines (with added video clips)
« Reply #176 on: July 15, 2023, 02:45:22 pm »
Quote from: bradders1011 on July 12, 2023, 08:59:52 pm
I see you shiver with antici..................................................






........pation.

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #177 on: July 17, 2023, 12:13:32 pm »
Can I see your license please?

It's on the bumper in the back, no?

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #178 on: July 17, 2023, 01:06:06 pm »
Two of my favs from Jules. 


You! Flock of Seagulls. Where ya got the shit hidden?

I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine.
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #179 on: July 17, 2023, 05:08:41 pm »
Promise me you'll never die.

You know I can't promise that.

Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now.

I promise I will never die.
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #180 on: July 18, 2023, 06:33:03 pm »
oh, good, for a moment there i thought we were in trouble...
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #181 on: July 22, 2023, 04:17:00 pm »
Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."


His associate, Earl Charles: (according to Dave Chapelle) "Shut the fuck up! The fuck you talking about?,"
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #182 on: July 25, 2023, 02:12:00 pm »
Desperate Peter O'Toole, as Errol Flynn in My Favorite Year.


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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #183 on: July 25, 2023, 04:24:49 pm »
Quote from: jambutty on July 25, 2023, 02:12:00 pm
Desperate Peter O'Toole, as Errol Flynn in My Favorite Year, dashes into a ladies loo to pee.

Caught in the act by caustic Selma Diamond: "Excuse me.  This is for ladies only!"

Tucking his todge away, Peter sez:  "So is this, Ma'am, but every once in a while I have to pass some water through it."

One brilliant film that, one of my all time favourites!

A pissed up, washed up Peter O'Toole...'I am not an actor...I am a Movie Star'!!
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #184 on: July 25, 2023, 04:28:28 pm »
"It's in the trees! It's coming!" (from the 1957 British horror film "Night of the Demon")

Which Kate Bush used as the intro to her brilliant single 'Hounds of Love'

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #185 on: July 25, 2023, 06:23:22 pm »
Quote from: mikeb58 on July 25, 2023, 04:28:28 pm
"It's in the trees! It's coming!" (from the 1957 British horror film "Night of the Demon")

Which Kate Bush used as the intro to her brilliant single 'Hounds of Love'

Was listening to that today
gorgeous song

But not seen that fillum
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #186 on: July 25, 2023, 07:54:53 pm »
The Odd Couple.

Oscar the Slob brings a load of sarnies under his chin, from his kitchen, for his 6 pals playing poker.  All look apprehensive.

Announces:" Right! I've got green samwiches and brown samwiches!"

"What's in the green samwiches?" pipes up a brave soul.

"It's either very old meat or very new cheese."
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #187 on: July 25, 2023, 10:05:21 pm »
Quote from: mikeb58 on July 25, 2023, 04:28:28 pm
"It's in the trees! It's coming!" (from the 1957 British horror film "Night of the Demon")

Which Kate Bush used as the intro to her brilliant single 'Hounds of Love'

I read that and thought of this. ;D

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #188 on: July 25, 2023, 10:58:00 pm »
Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #189 on: July 26, 2023, 01:48:13 pm »
Quote from: BER on July 25, 2023, 10:58:00 pm
Obviously you're not a golfer.

ha ha  ;D
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #190 on: July 26, 2023, 05:16:27 pm »
You have ouwer gwatitude


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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #191 on: July 26, 2023, 05:26:47 pm »
Quote from: blert596 on July 26, 2023, 05:16:27 pm
You have ouwer gwatitude




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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2023, 03:09:50 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick on July 26, 2023, 05:26:47 pm
Owl Be Damned: The Roy Hodgson Story?

Wong
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2023, 03:10:55 pm »
They're not pillows!!!!
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2023, 03:17:09 pm »
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #195 on: July 30, 2023, 09:41:07 am »
RoboCop was on ITV4 last night. One of my favs. Unskippable when I see it on the planner.

Can ye fly Bobby?

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #196 on: July 30, 2023, 11:20:16 am »
Buddy I think you're slime!
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #197 on: July 30, 2023, 01:15:35 pm »
Quote from: Buck Pete on July 30, 2023, 09:41:07 am
RoboCop was on ITV4 last night. One of my favs. Unskippable when I see it on the planner.

Can ye fly Bobby?

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I’d buy that for a dollar
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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #198 on: July 31, 2023, 11:50:31 am »
"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it?

Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't... he fucking should be."

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Re: Classic Film Lines
« Reply #199 on: July 31, 2023, 12:01:21 pm »
"Good, I'm sick of running from these wimps"

"We're gonna have to bop our way back"
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