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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2000 on: December 1, 2017, 02:27:51 pm »
Phil Thompson had his doubts when we signed. Just shows you how clueless these so called pundits are. Even Thommo.

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To me, 'clueless' would be reserved for someone who gets things continually wrong. There are definitely pundits out there (e.g. Merson)  who fall into that bracket. I'm not sure Thommo does, even though I don't necessarily agree with a lot he says
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2001 on: December 1, 2017, 02:30:00 pm »
Phil Thompson had his doubts when we signed.
Half of this board had doubts when we signed Mane. Football makes fools out of all of us, nobody gets it right all the time.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2002 on: December 1, 2017, 04:01:31 pm »
Phil Thompson had his doubts when we signed. Just shows you how clueless these so called pundits are. Even Thommo.

fuck me, of all the despicable scouse/libpool hating c*nts out there you single out Tommo?....and to be fair to him I doubt even the Amazing Kreskin and Ali Bongo combined envisaged the Egyptian Keegan slotting 17 times by December
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2003 on: December 1, 2017, 07:19:58 pm »
Dammit I've only just seen this and posted below, been thinking this myself
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2004 on: December 1, 2017, 07:54:01 pm »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

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He came from Rome to run down the wing
He scores every week and the Kopites sing
Mo Salah la la la la
Mo Salah la la

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2005 on: December 1, 2017, 10:46:55 pm »
fuck me, of all the despicable scouse/libpool hating c*nts out there you single out Tommo?....and to be fair to him I doubt even the Amazing Kreskin and Ali Bongo combined envisaged the Egyptian Keegan slotting 17 times by December

the Egyptian Keegan, just what i was thinking .....

you must be old too ! :)

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2006 on: December 1, 2017, 11:02:17 pm »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

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He came from Rome to run down the wing
He scores every week and the Kopites sing
Mo Salah la la la la
Mo Salah la la

Love this tune - that will do for me (if a verse or two of mine doesn't get going  ;D).

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Link here to a fucking ace song using the same tune (from the song archive):

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2007 on: December 1, 2017, 11:53:50 pm »
 ;D  Needs another verse I think.

Brilliant, I've never heard the Kennedy one sung just been told about it.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2008 on: December 2, 2017, 02:17:37 pm »
Not trying to spoil the party, more preempting the inevitable.

What’s the betting on the date (month) when Ballbag reveals that Real Madrid are going to take Mo from us?

Well that didn't take long...   ::)

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Real Madrid are interested in Liverpool star Mohamed Salah, claims Egypt coach Hector Cuper

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/real-madrid-interested-liverpool-star-13985415

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2009 on: December 2, 2017, 02:20:02 pm »
Well that didn't take long...   ::)

It's just the Egypt coach commenting on something he won't know anything about, no point worrying about it.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2010 on: December 2, 2017, 03:11:02 pm »
Well that didn't take long...   ::)


Until we start winning trophies, speculation will always  happen with our best players unfortunately

Doesn’t mean they are actually interested or we’d sell - mind  you

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2011 on: December 2, 2017, 04:53:52 pm »
Didn't score today, sell him.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2012 on: December 2, 2017, 04:55:03 pm »
I'm deeply concerned about this scoring drought he's in. It is unacceptable and he needs to up his game.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2013 on: December 2, 2017, 04:55:04 pm »
Only an assist and started the play for our second goal. Poor form from him curretly.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2014 on: December 2, 2017, 04:55:16 pm »
The way he drew in 4 players for Firmino's second....unreal play.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2015 on: December 2, 2017, 04:56:03 pm »
Fucking shite, again  ;D

The pace goals have clearly ran out
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2016 on: December 2, 2017, 04:56:10 pm »
The way he drew in 4 players for Firmino's second....unreal play.

But did he dribble past them all and score himself? The answer, sadly, is no. I'm starting to wonder if he was worth the money.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2017 on: December 2, 2017, 04:56:14 pm »
He didn't score today. We should consider selling him next month.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2018 on: December 2, 2017, 04:56:16 pm »
Only an assist and started the play for our second goal. Poor form from him curretly.

He's dried up!
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2019 on: December 2, 2017, 04:56:50 pm »
Only an assist and started the play for our second goal. Poor form from him curretly.

Clearly past his best, sell him.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2020 on: December 2, 2017, 05:02:36 pm »
He's simply a top notch player up in the Keegan, Suarez, Beardsley bracket but very simply he is a top top top player who can still get better!! Great times ahead for him and Liverpool.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2021 on: December 2, 2017, 05:08:28 pm »
Depending how long he's with the club, he could go down as an all-time great.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2022 on: December 2, 2017, 05:15:54 pm »
Messi scores in every game...step it up, slacker

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2023 on: December 2, 2017, 05:26:01 pm »
I went all the way down there,  and this so called goal machine fails to hit the back of the net,  thanks Mo lad thanks a lot 😂😂.   But on a serious note, what a player he is, a joy to watch.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2024 on: December 2, 2017, 05:29:55 pm »
His thread over on the dark side of the internet is hilarious ;D

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2025 on: December 2, 2017, 05:37:04 pm »
I didn't know he does pace assists now as well.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2026 on: December 2, 2017, 05:37:38 pm »
I didn't know he does pace assists now as well.

:lmao :lmao

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2027 on: December 2, 2017, 05:39:23 pm »
Have you not read SteveO's manual? Pace assisit's don't count. He has to assist like a deep lying midfielder to get it on record books.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2028 on: December 2, 2017, 06:04:59 pm »
Have you not read SteveO's manual? Pace assisit's don't count. He has to assist like a deep lying midfielder to get it on record books.

You mean like Rooney or Iceland?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2029 on: December 2, 2017, 06:16:00 pm »
Honeymoon period clearly over  ;D
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2030 on: December 2, 2017, 06:38:54 pm »
Says it all when Mane is on the bench and no-one is worried.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2031 on: December 2, 2017, 06:43:32 pm »
We signed Keegan in 1971 for £35,000 and we had six great years out of him.

We sign Salah for 1000 times that and he is having the same impact.

Transfer inflation hey?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2032 on: December 2, 2017, 06:46:21 pm »
We signed Keegan in 1971 for £35,000 and we had six great years out of him.

We sign Salah for 1000 times that and he is having the same impact.

Transfer inflation hey?

Even using an inflation calculator, that's still only £345,887.50 in 2017 money!

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2033 on: December 2, 2017, 06:49:02 pm »
Even using an inflation calculator, that's still only £345,887.50 in 2017 money!

Shows what a bargain Keegan was.

Around the same time Alan Ball went from Everton to Arsenal for £220,000.

Anyway enough of the thread diversion.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2034 on: December 2, 2017, 07:43:21 pm »
THAT touch in the second half though. Anyone that saw it will understand what I mean. I'm sure someone can GIF it for those that didn't.

Was utterly brilliant again today. Hell of a signing.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2035 on: December 2, 2017, 08:18:39 pm »
Pace assist :lmao

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2036 on: December 2, 2017, 08:33:25 pm »
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2037 on: December 2, 2017, 08:45:12 pm »
Pace is out, slowing down is in. Just look at Pogba today against Koscielny.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2038 on: December 2, 2017, 08:51:09 pm »
I'll go against the grain somewhat and say I thought he wasn't too impressive today. It reminded me of Mane's first game back where he got 2 assists but I felt he had a quiet game and looked a little leggy with him over running the ball a few times.

It says a lot though about the quality of a player and the standards they set for expectations of them when you feel they had a quiet game after they just had an assist, a key pass in the build up to another, could have had more and also had 2 or 3 chances to score himself.

Thought Bobby was a different class today. Ignoring his goals, how many times did he tackle, intercept, recover, press into a loose pass or running out of play with the ball today in the final 3rd? That will be the stuff that has Jurgen jerking off tonight when rewatching the game after a few beers :D
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #2039 on: December 2, 2017, 11:21:58 pm »
I'll go against the grain somewhat and say I thought he wasn't too impressive today. It reminded me of Mane's first game back where he got 2 assists but I felt he had a quiet game and looked a little leggy with him over running the ball a few times.

It says a lot though about the quality of a player and the standards they set for expectations of them when you feel they had a quiet game after they just had an assist, a key pass in the build up to another, could have had more and also had 2 or 3 chances to score himself.

Thought Bobby was a different class today. Ignoring his goals, how many times did he tackle, intercept, recover, press into a loose pass or running out of play with the ball today in the final 3rd? That will be the stuff that has Jurgen jerking off tonight when rewatching the game after a few beers :D
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