"So there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.
So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed.
So there's me, Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger!
I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
Nasty business, really. But sure enough, I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."