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RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« on: January 27, 2024, 01:44:40 am »
Right, so who is gold command?

Surely you mods have put together a contingency plan, for such news like this?

We need counciling, shoulders to cry on, tantrum packs, there are enough Titty lips out there to sink a battle ship and to cap it all off, - Ive caught Andy making sense in a thread unaccompanied.

For me, first steps should be to play soothing music in the ‘Klopp the selfish fucker is fucking off’ thread, for anyone entering the thread - something not to down, but has a positive message, I suggest the theme tune to Prisoner Cell Block H, but I’ll let you shower, sorry, lot, to agree on something.

And can somebody please give Esther Rantzen a call, there are kids suffering out there.


And get the fucking guitar!
 
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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2024, 01:48:51 am »
Just thought, do you have any emergency hug jackets, so we can start issuing out to posters? People are drowning in emotion out there.

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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2024, 02:00:40 am »
 :lmao :lmao

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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2024, 03:17:40 am »
I'm prepared.

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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2024, 07:49:34 am »
Spare a thought for those of us who have Jurgen Klopp chritmas tree baubles.
Just as we think we're over him it'll hit us all again when we get the John Lewis tree out of the loft.
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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2024, 09:50:51 am »
Fuck sake I'm crying again now only with laughter 😂

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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2024, 11:22:00 am »
Has anyone given a thought to the poor Bitters?

They won’t know whether to cheer Klopp leaving or sulk because the new manager, no doubt selected with a blood sacrifice at a Black Mass, may be a bigger success.

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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2024, 12:54:18 pm »
Stop taking the piss Chops. It's only hit me today.  :'( :D
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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2024, 03:07:52 pm »
Right, so who is gold command?

Just checked the mod handbook and apparently it's Capon.
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Re: RAWK Crisis Center - we are at DEFCON 1
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2024, 04:57:03 pm »
Just checked the mod handbook and apparently it's Capon.
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