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Capon for Mod
« on: August 3, 2023, 01:31:21 am »
I nominate Capon to be the next Modjumalator on the good ship HMS RAWK Skiddystain.

Letís be honest, youíre thin on the ground these days, lack any artistic and musical skills and by getting Capon in, he can put you in touch with people who have those skills and can bring them into the forum.

As for Capon, heís ok, granted his spelling is a pot hut nípiss, but he means well, is always polite and knows absolutely fuck all about football, so heíll fit in well with the rest of you.

So, whoís gonna second him?

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #1 on: August 3, 2023, 01:41:19 am »
Sounds good to me!


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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #2 on: August 3, 2023, 01:53:23 am »
Yes, ban 90% of the c*nts in the transfer forum Capon.

Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #3 on: August 3, 2023, 10:15:24 am »
Do I get a Gun?

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #4 on: August 3, 2023, 10:35:29 am »
Do I get a Gun?

No as there's a risk you'll turn it on yourself after the first week of moderating.

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #5 on: August 3, 2023, 10:36:41 am »
Wouldnít wish that job on anyone.
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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #6 on: August 3, 2023, 10:39:35 am »
No as there's a risk you'll turn it on yourself after the first week of moderating.
;D

I seriously couldnít be arsed doin that job. Not like itís been offered anyway. Did it one window with Tepid . Iíll never forgive John and Jim for asking me ;D

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #7 on: August 3, 2023, 10:56:54 am »
I'm all for this, but only if he only communicates with users using nothing but photoshop collages.
Would love to see a visual for 'you've been a twat and can fuck off to another forum' for example.


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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #8 on: August 3, 2023, 12:42:56 pm »
I'm all for this, but only if he only communicates with users using nothing but photoshop collages.
Would love to see a visual for 'you've been a twat and can fuck off to another forum' for example.

Strong chance you would see that to be fair  ;D
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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #9 on: August 3, 2023, 12:46:05 pm »
Hey!!
Iím a valued member and not at all prone to random outbursts of near abusive shitposting!

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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #10 on: August 3, 2023, 03:24:57 pm »
Do I get a Gun?

You'll initially be monitoring the Tottenham thread and will be provided with a spuds gun.
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Re: Capon for Mod
« Reply #11 on: August 3, 2023, 03:33:57 pm »
;D