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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4880 on: April 17, 2024, 11:10:35 pm »
so so funny. Modric's PK was awful but his follow up booting it to the crowd helped them win it!

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4881 on: April 17, 2024, 11:19:22 pm »
Imagine playing Championship Manager or FIFA games on cheat mode and you still lose? 

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4882 on: April 17, 2024, 11:21:31 pm »
Imagine playing Championship Manager or FIFA games on cheat mode and you still lose?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4883 on: April 17, 2024, 11:24:52 pm »
Imagine playing Championship Manager or FIFA games on cheat mode and you still lose? 
One CL win* in 8 seasons of Ped football is an atrocious return for a team of unlimited funds and unlimited lawyers.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4884 on: April 17, 2024, 11:24:53 pm »
The Etihad tonight at a major semi final. Pathetic.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4885 on: April 17, 2024, 11:26:40 pm »
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4886 on: April 17, 2024, 11:33:05 pm »
Seeing Walker play in extra time made in wonder - how many times would you see a player returning from injury do that; Klopp would likely take off before the 70th

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4887 on: April 17, 2024, 11:33:22 pm »
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4888 on: April 17, 2024, 11:35:18 pm »
He was still spitting when he was walking around shaking hands.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4889 on: April 17, 2024, 11:35:42 pm »
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4890 on: April 17, 2024, 11:36:36 pm »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1780719976522887552
The best part about that penalty is the little lick of the lips before he kicked it. You can almost hear the cogs turning, the thoughts churning "This is it hombre, time to show los criticos who has the biggest cojones in Portugal! Straight down the middle,  straight down the middle, don't think it do it, straight down the middle! Time to be a hombre, carpe diem, he will never guess,  straight down the middle, kick it, kick it, it will be fine, straight down the middle, THIS iS FOR ALL LOS CONGUITOS PEQUENO, STRAIGHT DOWN THE MID... MERDA!"
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4891 on: April 17, 2024, 11:36:45 pm »
Bernardo Silva's penalty is charge number 116
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4892 on: April 17, 2024, 11:37:31 pm »
Refusing to give the ball back while your player is stood there waiting to take a penalty in a CL QF is a great idea.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4893 on: April 17, 2024, 11:37:56 pm »
The best part about that penalty is the little lick of the lips before he kicked it. You can almost hear the cogs turning, the thoughts churning "This is it hombre, time to show los criticos who has the biggest cojones in Portugal! Straight down the middle,  straight down the middle, don't think it do it, straight down the middle! Time to be a hombre, carpe diem, he will never guess,  straight down the middle, kick it, kick it, it will be fine, straight down the middle, THIS iS FOR ALL LOS CONGUITOS PEQUENO, STRAIGHT DOWN THE MID... MERDA!"

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4894 on: April 17, 2024, 11:41:50 pm »
Refusing to give the ball back while your player is stood there waiting to take a penalty in a CL QF is a great idea.

i wished they showed footage of who was keeping hold of the ball in the crowd, i would like to buy him a pint

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4895 on: April 17, 2024, 11:46:19 pm »
Bernardo Silva's penalty is charge number 116

And that bus tifo is number 117.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4896 on: April 17, 2024, 11:47:12 pm »
Great penalty from Silva. Surprised the keeper was able to keep that out he showed some athleticism

It was such a shit penalty that I'm surprised the keeper wasn't caught off-guard!
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4897 on: April 17, 2024, 11:47:21 pm »
i wished they showed footage of who was keeping hold of the ball in the crowd, i would like to buy him a pint

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4898 on: April 17, 2024, 11:48:27 pm »
Ederson is very good on the ball in fairness, and this might just be my hardwired dislike of Guardiola talking, but having the goalkeeper as the 5th penalty taker smacked of another one of his "look at me with my unconventional tactical genius" moves that he can't resist pulling when he knows he has a global audience.

Exactly what I thought. Bet he was up all the night before thinking that one up, the little overthinking weirdo.

I know he scored but I wonder what the outfield players made of the decision.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4899 on: April 17, 2024, 11:58:22 pm »
Gutted, strange to think we lasted longer in Europe than City and Arsenal
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4900 on: April 18, 2024, 12:05:50 am »
He was still spitting when he was walking around shaking hands.

He really is a filthy prick, isn't he?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4901 on: April 18, 2024, 12:07:11 am »
Pep gobbing everywhere that horrible white sap he scrapes off his tongue is so grim
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4902 on: April 18, 2024, 12:13:23 am »
Funny or not funny ?

Beyond funny always is when they lose
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4903 on: April 18, 2024, 12:16:48 am »
I hate it when we lose, we shouldn't and I'm a bad loser but they have new found sense of entitlement that makes it far more sweeter to watch losing than any other team.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4904 on: April 18, 2024, 12:24:13 am »
Ederson is very good on the ball in fairness, and this might just be my hardwired dislike of Guardiola talking, but having the goalkeeper as the 5th penalty taker smacked of another one of his "look at me with my unconventional tactical genius" moves that he can't resist pulling when he knows he has a global audience.

Yep I thought this too, he’s obsessed with looking like some sort of genius

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4905 on: April 18, 2024, 12:26:31 am »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

There is a fucking God, after all.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4907 on: April 18, 2024, 12:37:19 am »
Seeing Walker play in extra time made in wonder - how many times would you see a player returning from injury do that; Klopp would likely take off before the 70th

He's a class at what he does and they rely on him far too much. May well eat my words, but their squad has nowhere near the depth it once had. Walker, De Bruyne and Silva are their best players and are all getting on. I can't see where the replacements are. The players they have bought recently all look very average to me, excluding perhaps Haaland, who himself if looking far more human after the rest of the PL have been given some time to work him out.

This all coincides with them being under the microscope and having to play a relatively straight game in the transfer market. Funny that, isn't it? In days gone by there is not a chance in hell they sell the likes of Cole Palmer.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4908 on: April 18, 2024, 12:38:56 am »
De Bruyne and Rodri letting the keeper take one and fucking kovacic 😂😂

Absolute bottle jobs 
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« Reply #4909 on: April 18, 2024, 12:41:36 am »
De Bruyne and Rodri letting the keeper take one and fucking kovacic 😂😂

Absolute bottle jobs 

De Bruyne was subbed off. For Kovacic.

Bit odd though. Subbed 10 mins from a shoot out.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4910 on: April 18, 2024, 12:49:59 am »
De Bruyne was subbed off. For Kovacic.

Bit odd though. Subbed 10 mins from a shoot out.

Sh ok fair enough

That's weird though as you say. Rather Walker stones disc than kovacic. Said before he's a weird city signing

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4911 on: April 18, 2024, 01:09:26 am »
The narrative around Haaland builds stronger every day.

He just doesn't suit the way City play at all and the less he contributes each game the more he will believe it himself - if he doesn't already.

Could be off to Real Madrid very soon.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4912 on: April 18, 2024, 01:25:39 am »
Everyone laugh at 115.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4913 on: April 18, 2024, 01:47:26 am »
De Bruyne was subbed off. For Kovacic.

Bit odd though. Subbed 10 mins from a shoot out.

Guardiola was kind enought to tell the press after that De Bruyne and Haaland wanted to be subbed off.

"Manu [Akanji], Erling [Haaland] and Kevin [De Bruyne] asked me to go out (of the game). They couldn’t continue”.

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« Reply #4914 on: April 18, 2024, 01:57:59 am »
Guardiola was kind enought to tell the press after that De Bruyne and Haaland wanted to be subbed off.

"Manu [Akanji], Erling [Haaland] and Kevin [De Bruyne] asked me to go out (of the game). They couldn’t continue”.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4915 on: April 18, 2024, 02:30:39 am »
Get fucked you cheating c*nts  :lmao

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4916 on: April 18, 2024, 04:13:51 am »
Kevin gone in the summer I reckon
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4917 on: April 18, 2024, 05:57:44 am »
They should have to face another 115 charges for that embarrassing bus, bin bag thing.

Loving the cry arsing from them this morning

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4918 on: April 18, 2024, 06:00:41 am »
I wouldn’t put it past Chelsea doing them at the weekend now.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #4919 on: April 18, 2024, 06:29:32 am »
Guardiola was kind enought to tell the press after that De Bruyne and Haaland wanted to be subbed off.

"Manu [Akanji], Erling [Haaland] and Kevin [De Bruyne] asked me to go out (of the game). They couldn’t continue”.

Saving themselves for an FA Cup Semi-Final.  ;)
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