Sociologists have remarked upon what they believe is the world's newest religion, Haalandism, which, surprisingly, has developed in the most unlikely of places, a Liverpool FC fan forum, according to Reuters.
"As with many religious systems heirophants spend a lot of time going around upbraiding infidels who dare to blaspheme against the Erlmighty" said one expert, while another remarked that "Even by the standards of some other religious systems, this one is particularly shite, showing as it does a type of forelock tugging lack of backbone towards the Mancssiah that makes even Jehovah's Witnesses point and laugh"
However one scientists admits that he is baffled by the occurance of multiple miracles at the hands of adherents of Haalanism. "Frankly I'm baffled," said the professor of an Ology who preferred to remain anonymous. "These followers of Haalandism clearly have divine powers. Forget water, they can take almost anything and turn it into whine"
The Archbishop of Canterbury was unavailable for comment as he was busy playing alto sax at a blues club in Camden.