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Trend
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Lawnmowerman
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Voting closed: January 18, 2021, 10:54:19 pm

Author Topic: Maradona Draft - Grand Final  (Read 3637 times)

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Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« on: January 17, 2021, 10:54:19 pm »
TREND



VERSUS

LAWNMOWERMAN


Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

Hey Claus, fuck off.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2021, 11:09:09 pm »
Gonna sleep on it...
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2021, 10:41:29 am »
Lads that's a guy in the middle who couldn't cut it at West Brom ffs. By 28 plying his trade in locamotive Moscow. Jaysus. Marguez a perennial bench warmer. Goalkeepers Should count. Who is anus polyps? Seriously?!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2021, 10:48:45 am »
Cant fault Trends attack but honestly, this is shaping up to be one of the most undeserving draft wins of all time :D Shouldnt have got past the first knockout game but you cant fault the tactic of just going top heavy, clearly!

Unlucky LMM. You didnt deserve to win the whole thing, but you should be winning the final comfortably
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2021, 10:51:37 am »
He’s copying me because I picked Krychowiak in the last draft. But I had no choice. I was Poland.

Eusebio and Puskas would have had a field day against either defence but it is what it is. Draw.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2021, 10:54:35 am »
Really uninspiring teams behind the attacks, I think odd formations and luck of the draw has had a big impact.

We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2021, 10:54:47 am »
He’s copying me because I picked Krychowiak in the last draft. But I had no choice. I was Poland.

Eusebio and Puskas would have had a field day against either defence but it is what it is. Draw.
c'mon. My defense is way better aswell. Masch isn't even a proper CB. Ferrera and Cabrini were monsters

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2021, 10:56:23 am »
Cant fault Trends attack but honestly, this is shaping up to be one of the most undeserving draft wins of all time :D Shouldnt have got past the first knockout game but you cant fault the tactic of just going top heavy, clearly!

Unlucky LMM. You didnt deserve to win the whole thing, but you should be winning the final comfortably
you and your favourite tag. c*nt 😁

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2021, 10:57:53 am »
c'mon. My defense is way better aswell. Masch isn't even a proper CB. Ferrera and Cabrini were monsters

Sounds very close to begging? Pathetic.

I’m ignorant and don’t know so much about Cabrini. Ferrara is an excellent pick and I’ll have to take you word that Popescu could handle the dirty work in a back four.

Got a few leaves that need sweeping up here...

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2021, 11:03:06 am »
Sounds very close to begging? Pathetic.

I’m ignorant and don’t know so much about Cabrini. Ferrara is an excellent pick and I’ll have to take you word that Popescu could handle the dirty work in a back four.

Got a few leaves that need sweeping up here...
he doesn't need to handle the dirty work. Ferrera is the stopper, popescu is the ball player.

Trend has a brand of biscuits at right back

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2021, 11:12:28 am »
he doesn't need to handle the dirty work. Ferrera is the stopper, popescu is the ball player.

Trend has a brand of biscuits at right back

:D

He does, that’s true. His three behind Shevchenko does catch the eye though. More than your Divine Squirrel Tail.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2021, 11:39:33 am »
Trend for me.  Redondo, Xavi and Almeyda all played deep and you could get away with two of them in the middle, but all three is overkill.  Just too defensive in midfield and Trend's team has a better balance to it.
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2021, 12:22:15 pm »
:D

He does, that’s true. His three behind Shevchenko does catch the eye though. More than your Divine Squirrel Tail.
this isn't 4 a side!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2021, 12:30:31 pm »
Trend for me.  Redondo, Xavi and Almeyda all played deep and you could get away with two of them in the middle, but all three is overkill.  Just too defensive in midfield and Trend's team has a better balance to it.
I'm pretty sure Redondo and xavi, two of the best ball playing midfielders in recent memory are capable of, ummm I don't know, moving ten 15 feet up the pitch. They're not subbuteo figures ffs! I put almeyda in so Redondo and xavi can express themselves fully, with baggio buzzing off ahead. The formation is fluid aswell. Redondo can easily slot in beside almeyda and xavi can buzz off baggio in the middle. There are moving pieces!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2021, 12:47:26 pm »
It looks like mower mans begging is starting to pay off, only 1 behind now! (I voted Trend btw)

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2021, 12:50:44 pm »
How can you vote against a player that scored 5000 goals in his career?

against primary school kids
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2021, 12:54:29 pm »
It looks like mower mans begging is starting to pay off, only 1 behind now! (I voted Trend btw)
begging? The reputation of the rawk drafting community is at stake here. I'm fighting for it.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2021, 12:58:57 pm »
Lman the only martyr left of the drafting world.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2021, 12:59:16 pm »
Messi is a genetically engineered robot. A Steroid fueled commodity born in a cold laboratory, not the streets. A tin heart. Soulless. Goat my arse.
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2021, 01:03:33 pm »
Have to say, this is some top quality campaigning from Lawn.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2021, 01:04:30 pm »
I'm pretty sure Redondo and xavi, two of the best ball playing midfielders in recent memory are capable of, ummm I don't know, moving ten 15 feet up the pitch. They're not subbuteo figures ffs! I put almeyda in so Redondo and xavi can express themselves fully, with baggio buzzing off ahead. The formation is fluid aswell. Redondo can easily slot in beside almeyda and xavi can buzz off baggio in the middle. There are moving pieces!

Good post.

But I still voted for Trend.

Please don't hate me.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2021, 01:07:05 pm »
Good post.

But I still voted for Trend.

Please don't hate me.
I couldn't possibly.... possibly

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2021, 01:11:59 pm »
It’s 12 man draft where BVG missed 3 picks in a row and people forgot about Cruyff while opening up their 1st round presents - I don’t want my first win in a footy draft to be marred with an asterisk of unearned sorcery and Scotch tape - so go ahead give it to LMM - clearly he needs some much more than I
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2021, 01:14:02 pm »
Have to say, this is some top quality campaigning from Lawn.

He had me at biscuit
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2021, 01:14:06 pm »
Have to say, this is some top quality campaigning from Lawn.
;D im saying my piece on my lunch break. I fully expect trend to come on here when he's slept off his birthday cake and defend krapowizc or whatever his name is, big up Italian biscuits and mexican Maguire Marquez. Do you know the goalkeeper 'anus polyps' is relatively young. Only ever heard of him on webdoctor. Mazzolini was great but was he? Ibarra gets me stick but both played mostly at Boca, only ibarra won everything possible with them!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2021, 01:15:49 pm »
It’s 12 man draft where BVG missed 3 picks in a row and people forgot about Cruyff while opening up their 1st round presents - I don’t want my first win in a footy draft to be marred with an asterisk of unearned sorcery and Scotch tape - so go ahead give it to LMM - clearly he needs some much more than I
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oh yeah? Being the bigger man will reel the votes in, you bastard

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2021, 02:20:59 pm »
I’ve heard of Palop. I’ve definitely failed to resist making a joke about his surname before.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2021, 02:51:43 pm »
I’ve heard of Palop. I’ve definitely failed to resist making a joke about his surname before.

Here's a target for you Nick :) 

The Iron Anus v the Dr. Palop  - it was always gonna come down to the Lawnmower (mowing down ass) and Trend's Bendovers singing Moon River!

     Palop's got European trophies - Pepe has our hearts minus the beach ball incident






May the best rectum win this shit show!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2021, 02:55:17 pm »
Let’s be honest, Palop Arpxhaded his way to those 2 titles at Valencia, and one of the Super Cups!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2021, 02:59:53 pm »
Let’s be honest, Palop Arpxhaded his way to those 2 titles at Valencia, and one of the Super Cups!

You mean a 4-0 walloping of Middlesboro, right!  What a passenger! To be on winning side like that.   

Now, you're right, there is no excusing the winning of the UEFA CUP earned on the back of his penalty shootout GW saves?

We must concede this battle now...  The ass flesh is not worth it :)
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2021, 03:12:32 pm »
Let’s be honest, Palop Arpxhaded his way to those 2 titles at Valencia, and one of the Super Cups!
He only played in one of those matches! The match trend posted! He saved a penalty against middlesborough??!! Good lord. A part time keeper in Anus polyps. A part time CB in Mascherano. Another part time CB in Marquez!! Jaysus, a part time footballer full stop in Krychowecack!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2021, 03:20:51 pm »
You mean a 4-0 walloping of Middlesboro, right!  What a passenger! To be on winning side like that.   

Now, you're right, there is no excusing the winning of the UEFA CUP earned on the back of his penalty shootout GW saves?

We must concede this battle now...  The ass flesh is not worth it :)

U wot m8?

I’m saying you’ve added two titles at Valencia and a Super Cup at Valencia in his answers and even his own mother never knew he played for them. Canizares was the keeper when Valencia won stuff.

Luckily for you nobody gives a shit about keepers in these drafts. I really must stop picking San Iker.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2021, 04:15:46 pm »
Cmon lads I’ve tried my best here, even a little propaganda - cmon give it to LMM

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2021, 04:31:49 pm »
It better not be fucking penalties again
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

Hey Claus, fuck off.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2021, 04:36:53 pm »
It better not be fucking penalties again

Get LMM’s wives on it or
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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2021, 04:37:52 pm »
After the semi finals its clear you've both got a good few wives at your disposal! The next six hours promise to be exciting!
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2021, 04:41:37 pm »
After the semi finals its clear you've both got a good few wives at your disposal! The next six hours promise to be exciting!

Honestly been trying to throw this one - divorced wives - don’t want the asterisk

But you bastards keep voting for me

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2021, 06:35:39 pm »
Don't make me go all Polish on you!

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Re: Maradona Draft - Grand Final
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2021, 06:45:59 pm »
Still not voted...inbox is always open.