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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #520 on: August 7, 2022, 02:31:52 pm »
Red card that- goes over the top of the ball and into the shin

And you're expecting the referees/VAR dickheads of PGMOL to do anything about that when it's United?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #521 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:02 pm »
I don't understand why Brighton don't ever get a half decent striker and they'd be much higher in table.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #522 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:13 pm »
That won’t count. Oh, maybe not. Looked clearly off to me but get in.

Welbeck looked level with the defender to me? I guess they've been instructed to let too close to call slide by this year.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #523 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:13 pm »
Haha F off  :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #524 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:24 pm »
The Maguire skip is back!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #525 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:30 pm »
Hard to believe people think De Gea is still a top class goalkeeper.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #526 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:36 pm »
And we have Ronaldo cam to show us his reaction to the goal.  :puke2
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #527 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:50 pm »
Harry Maguire

1. Keeps Welbeck onside
2. Doesn't track the first runner, meaning Luke Shaw has to come across to cover, leaving Gross free at the back post.

I hope he never leaves United.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #528 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:51 pm »
I think his leg would have had to have snapped for it to be a red!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #529 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:53 pm »
Hahaha. Maggy giving his trademark skip after losing his player and then plying him onside.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #530 on: August 7, 2022, 02:32:55 pm »
I missed Maguire's patented skip during the off season whenever Man Utd concede as well. Good to see it back.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #531 on: August 7, 2022, 02:33:29 pm »
Brighton can really play football. They’re too streaky but on a going day they’re a serious prospect. Since I’ve turned this on they’ve dominated.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #532 on: August 7, 2022, 02:33:40 pm »
And you're expecting the referees/VAR dickheads of PGMOL to do anything about that when it's United?

:lmao

The ref is from Salford ffs and the same idiot who fucked us at Tottenham and didn't give the Rodri handball.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #533 on: August 7, 2022, 02:34:40 pm »
Martinez looks like he's going to get bullied every week. Not even a match for Welbeck in their duels.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #534 on: August 7, 2022, 02:35:27 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #535 on: August 7, 2022, 02:36:00 pm »
Love an ‘ARF’ in this thread. No surer sign of something good having happened.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #536 on: August 7, 2022, 02:36:01 pm »
Fred's hedgehog haircut looks out of sorts today ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #537 on: August 7, 2022, 02:36:17 pm »
Luckily for United they seem to be bringing in Marko Arnautović to the team. Will definitely solve the issues they have

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #538 on: August 7, 2022, 02:36:25 pm »
Always like watching Brighton play, big fan of Potter. Have they actually got a striker this season though?

That Caicedo in midfield looks a real player for them.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #539 on: August 7, 2022, 02:36:55 pm »
I don't understand why Brighton don't ever get a half decent striker and they'd be much higher in table.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #540 on: August 7, 2022, 02:37:24 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #541 on: August 7, 2022, 02:37:47 pm »
Brighton can really play football. They’re too streaky but on a going day they’re a serious prospect. Since I’ve turned this on they’ve dominated.

But but but…Andy said Potter is brain dead.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #542 on: August 7, 2022, 02:38:06 pm »
Think Caicedo will be one of the next players to get a move from Brighton to a big club, remember him being linked with a couple before he went there. He's been everywhere, thought he looked promising when he got a run in their team at the end of last season and he's been impressive again today.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #543 on: August 7, 2022, 02:38:16 pm »
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Brighton went for Darwin Núñez?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #544 on: August 7, 2022, 02:38:30 pm »
Mctominay wouldn't look out of place in league 2 or lower

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #545 on: August 7, 2022, 02:38:41 pm »
They are still going to get a lucky win and the media wankfest over the great teamspirit brought by ETH will be unbearable

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #546 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:00 pm »
He now might finally realise what he's gotten himself into.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #547 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:10 pm »
ARF!
AHA!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #548 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:10 pm »
ARF!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #549 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:15 pm »
Hahaahahahahaha Gross again

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #550 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:16 pm »
Arf
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #551 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:19 pm »
Harry Maguire

1. Keeps Welbeck onside
2. Doesn't track the first runner, meaning Luke Shaw has to come across to cover, leaving Gross free at the back post.

I hope he never leaves United.

It's his trademark move whenever the ball's out wide.  He vacates his space to go towards the ball like an u10s player would.

It's quite marvelous that he's earning so much money when he's so shit.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #552 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:22 pm »
2-0.

Brilliant football by Brighton, they've been excellent.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #553 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:24 pm »
GLORIOUS.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #554 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:25 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #555 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:27 pm »
Gross at the back post again!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #556 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:30 pm »
Well played De Gea  ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #557 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:31 pm »
Arf! :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #558 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:41 pm »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #559 on: August 7, 2022, 02:39:41 pm »
Love an ‘ARF’ in this thread. No surer sign of something good having happened.

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