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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #160 on: August 5, 2022, 09:01:52 pm »
Think people are over playing the fact they are in a state.

Their side is still strong

We shall see.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #161 on: August 5, 2022, 09:06:46 pm »
For anyone watching through NowTV, is it on a delay?

Don’t know but is anyone else watching on skygo and it’s like a stopstart animation a la Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr Fox?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #162 on: August 5, 2022, 09:08:58 pm »
Odegaard looks like love child of Haaland and Zinchenko

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #163 on: August 5, 2022, 09:09:07 pm »
What a pass that was
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #164 on: August 5, 2022, 09:09:51 pm »
Eze should score there.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #165 on: August 5, 2022, 09:09:59 pm »
Dink it!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #166 on: August 5, 2022, 09:10:00 pm »
Eze misses a really good chance, hits it straight at Ramsdale and its instantly labelled as brilliant goalkeeper

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #167 on: August 5, 2022, 09:13:15 pm »
Makes me think of Palermo this. Good old pink and black navy blue is back ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #168 on: August 5, 2022, 09:15:18 pm »
Has Zaha looked like he’s about to cry yet?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #169 on: August 5, 2022, 09:16:49 pm »
Big chance for Oregaard, why’s he looking to pass there?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #170 on: August 5, 2022, 09:17:19 pm »
Question, is Martin Tyler going to shut up at some point? It seems like he constantly feels the need to keep talking to fill any dead air when there's absolutely no requirement to.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #171 on: August 5, 2022, 09:18:03 pm »
A great chance to wrap up the game there.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #172 on: August 5, 2022, 09:18:42 pm »
Jesus has got eyebrows like the flippers on a pinball machine.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #173 on: August 5, 2022, 09:19:36 pm »
Wow, Palace should be level.  Arsenal are really ropey at the back.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #174 on: August 5, 2022, 09:20:25 pm »
Wow, Palace should be level.  Arsenal are really ropey at the back.

Even with Virgil Van Saliba playing?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #175 on: August 5, 2022, 09:20:57 pm »
Wow, Palace should be level.  Arsenal are really ropey at the back.

Arsenal should have wrapped the game up before.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #176 on: August 5, 2022, 09:21:06 pm »
Probably been said before but Jesus looks permanently concerned or on the verge of tears

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #177 on: August 5, 2022, 09:22:57 pm »
I quite like Palace’s scribbly shirts. There I’ve said it.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #178 on: August 5, 2022, 09:23:31 pm »
Chelsea have been far from impressive so far themselves and it sounds as though everything is a mess there. They should still be able to beat them, but first day of the season, surprises can happen.

Surprises, yes. Miracles, no. ;)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #179 on: August 5, 2022, 09:23:46 pm »
Arsenal are getting deeper and deeper.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #180 on: August 5, 2022, 09:25:26 pm »
Did he just say Palace lost 4 home games last season all by single goal? We beat them 3-1 away didn't we?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #181 on: August 5, 2022, 09:27:07 pm »
That was dreadful by Saka.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #182 on: August 5, 2022, 09:27:16 pm »
Did he just say Palace lost 4 home games last season all by single goal? We beat them 3-1 away didn't we?

Fabinho’s penalty was posthumously ruled out because of that diving redshite Jota.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #183 on: August 5, 2022, 09:27:35 pm »
Fabinho’s penalty was posthumously ruled out because of that diving redshite Jota.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #184 on: August 5, 2022, 09:30:38 pm »
The score in the top left change is horrific. I want the three letter abbreviations back
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #185 on: August 5, 2022, 09:31:40 pm »
Saliba hype is off the scale here

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #186 on: August 5, 2022, 09:32:40 pm »
The score in the top left change is horrific. I want the three letter abbreviations back

Same! Almost ruining the game for me.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #187 on: August 5, 2022, 09:32:45 pm »
The score in the top left change is horrific. I want the three letter abbreviations back

No need to CRY ARS about it

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #188 on: August 5, 2022, 09:34:17 pm »
The score in the top left change is horrific. I want the three letter abbreviations back
It’s gonna drive me mad because I often watch football with people who have no clue about the sport. Even when it’s spelt out LIV - EVE they’ll ask who’s playing.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #189 on: August 5, 2022, 09:35:23 pm »
The score in the top left change is horrific. I want the three letter abbreviations back

I’ve only just noticed it, now I can’t see anything else.  :o
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #190 on: August 5, 2022, 09:35:32 pm »
Ayew taking the role of Connor Wickham tonight
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« Reply #191 on: August 5, 2022, 09:36:25 pm »
No need to CRY ARS about it

Really, really good.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #192 on: August 5, 2022, 09:36:50 pm »
Both these teams really making use of the new 5 sub rule

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #193 on: August 5, 2022, 09:38:19 pm »
Ayew is rinsing Zinchenko here

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #194 on: August 5, 2022, 09:38:42 pm »
Big 10 mins for Arsenal. They’re getting deeper and deeper here.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #195 on: August 5, 2022, 09:38:45 pm »
Arsenal can’t get out at the moment.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #196 on: August 5, 2022, 09:39:11 pm »
Arsenal are conceding here.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #197 on: August 5, 2022, 09:39:21 pm »
For a team that have won the pre season trophy Arsenal are a bit shit

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #198 on: August 5, 2022, 09:39:23 pm »
Fabinho’s penalty was posthumously ruled out because of that diving redshite Jota.

Wouldn't be surprised :P
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #199 on: August 5, 2022, 09:39:28 pm »
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