Pineapples may indeed be aliens, and will rise up under the orders of their humanoid leader, Jason Lee. Then we're in trouble.
I still love Angel Delight, is that wrong as I'm in my 40's?
I believe as you age, your tastes are meant to move from sweet things to more savory and spicey things. So yes, maybe you are broken and your taste buds are fucked. Mine too for that matter
Stranded for days having broken down on a road trip, you stumble across a little village with 2 pubs. Starving you enter the first and realise they are playing Beiber´s greatest hits on loop. You stubble into the second and discover some maniac has taped all the US presidential debates from the last election and is screaning those on loop.
Do you:-
1. Eat listening to Beiber
2. Eat watching Trump v Hillary
3. Die of starvation
4. Kill everyone in the village, they are clearly all evil, insane and needing to be put out of their misery!