Topic: Prime (Drink)

[bradders1011]

It's got what plants crave - it's got electrolytes.

[S]

Ended up paying £250 for a bottle of the stuff, and right before they went on sale at Aldi. Probably spent over the odds but I feel great, it’s more effective than water.

[liversaint]

Ended up paying £250 for a bottle of the stuff, and right before they went on sale at Aldi. Probably spent over the odds but I feel great, it’s more effective than water.

Please tell me £250 is a pisstake or fishing trip?

[Terry de Niro]

Satan's Urine.

[stoa]

Satan's Urine.

I think that's a different drink. This is about Logan Paul's bottled sweat...

[S]

Please tell me £250 is a pisstake or fishing trip?

It seems ridiculous now but the price will rocket back up soon enough. If you’re turning your nose up at £250 then you need to stock up now, otherwise you’ll end up paying what I did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You’re still getting the GOAT beverage.

[Son of Spion]

Please tell me £250 is a pisstake or fishing trip?

He's extracting the urine ... and will probably sell it on ebay this evening for £500 a bottle. 

[ToneLa]

in what way is this not dystopian

[Lee1-6Liv]

in what way is this not dystopian

Welcome back Tone 

[killer-heels]

It seems ridiculous now but the price will rocket back up soon enough. If you’re turning your nose up at £250 then you need to stock up now, otherwise you’ll end up paying what I did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You’re still getting the GOAT beverage.

Ultimate whoosh.

[liversaint]

It seems ridiculous now but the price will rocket back up soon enough. If you’re turning your nose up at £250 then you need to stock up now, otherwise you’ll end up paying what I did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You’re still getting the GOAT beverage.

Well. Amazing scenes.
 

He's extracting the urine ... and will probably sell it on ebay this evening for £500 a bottle. 


Ah.

[AndyMuller]

Ended up paying £250 for a bottle of the stuff, and right before they went on sale at Aldi. Probably spent over the odds but I feel great, it’s more effective than water.

 

Do you feel like Jake Paul or KSI? Or both?!

[S]

in what way is this not dystopian

If we’re going to live in a dystopia, it may as well be Tropical Punch flavoured.

[peelyon]

I won't lie - I wouldn't mind trying one.  However I'm more than happy to wait until I can pick it up off the shelf for a quid, no matter if that takes ages!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Ended up paying £250 for a bottle of the stuff, and right before they went on sale at Aldi. Probably spent over the odds but I feel great, it’s more effective than water.

I got 10 bottles for £1,500

Well chuffed with that.

[Alan_X]

There will always be buyers for snake oil.

[Son of Spion]

I got 10 bottles for £1,500

Well chuffed with that.

I'll give you two grand for them.

[S]

I got 10 bottles for £1,500

Well chuffed with that.

You wait, I bet they’ll all be Grape flavour. Call me a cheapskate but I wouldn’t pay more than £800 for a batch of Grape.

[rob1966]

I'm going to create my own drink and get Messi to sponsor it. I'm going to call it Mear Agua

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I'll give you two grand for them.

Too late

I've already filled up my windscreen washer

[Andy @ Allerton!]

You wait, I bet they’ll all be Grape flavour. Call me a cheapskate but I wouldn’t pay more than £800 for a batch of Grape.

Conker flavour

The fizzy salty sweet drink of kings

[Son of Spion]

Too late

I've already filled up my windscreen washer

I missed out again. 

[I've been a good boy]

I've had them, can tell why the kids love them as they're sweeter than sugar.

[Elzar]

Do you feel like Jake Paul or KSI? Or both?!

It's Logan Paul, Jake has nothing to do with it.

Call yourself a fan!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Do you feel like Jake Paul or KSI? Or both?!

I honestly have no idea who either of them are

[Terry de Niro]

I honestly have no idea who either of them are

Youtube gobshites

[rob1966]

Youtube gobshites

Millionaire Youtube gobshites.

[Anthony]

I got mine from Amazon - the wide mouth version.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

It explains Brexit and voting for Johnson and the Tories in general. People in thrall to social media and clickbait who've lost the ability to think for themselves.

[sattapaartridge]

It seems ridiculous now but the price will rocket back up soon enough. If you’re turning your nose up at £250 then you need to stock up now, otherwise you’ll end up paying what I did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You’re still getting the GOAT beverage.

Haha! My son made me buy some of this shit for £9.99! I was pissed off, its just like blue gatorade/powerade. I think Asda does it for £6 now. Mad the pricing on this shite, all hype for the kids. Its manipulation/brainwashing man.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I found a moldy tomato at the back of the fridge and traded it for 20,000 bottles of Prime.

Sorted.

[El Lobo]

If you actually liked the drink (fuck knows what it actually tastes like, I imagine not great) I reckon you could buy it, drink it, fill it back up with squash and re-sell it at a profit. The missus sisters boyfriend (he's 19 and a dipshit) bought a load about three months ago cos he reckons its a great investment.

[redbyrdz]

If you actually liked the drink (fuck knows what it actually tastes like, I imagine not great) I reckon you could buy it, drink it, fill it back up with squash and re-sell it at a profit. The missus sisters boyfriend (he's 19 and a dipshit) bought a load about three months ago cos he reckons its a great investment.

Investment? Does it get better with age? What happens when the bottles hit their "use by" date? Though I reckon the craze will be over before that and they'll be worth about £1 each.