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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #200 on: November 26, 2006, 09:58:38 am »
That son of yours. Got quite the penis on him.
W-w-w-why would you say something like that??

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #201 on: November 26, 2006, 02:30:20 pm »
Then you wait. You. Wait.
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #202 on: November 26, 2006, 02:32:28 pm »
How is your wife's vagina?

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #203 on: November 26, 2006, 03:38:15 pm »
Might not be a good idea to ask a man about his wife's vagina, Wandering Bear.
Don't know how that works with an American Indian, a Jew normally doesn't do that.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #204 on: December 7, 2006, 03:17:41 pm »
this friday nights episode(repeat from sunday) more4,the funniest thing i've seen in a long time,dont miss it.
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #205 on: December 7, 2006, 04:03:25 pm »
'Do you want your first tip back.'
'No... I'd like my second tip back.'

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #206 on: December 7, 2006, 04:54:41 pm »
this friday nights episode(repeat from sunday) more4,the funniest thing i've seen in a long time,dont miss it.

The distant sound of a moby ringing will always make me smile from now on.   :)
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #207 on: December 8, 2006, 10:28:57 am »
The distant sound of a moby ringing will always make me smile from now on.   :)
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #208 on: December 10, 2006, 12:42:03 am »
The best character in it has to be,

"Get the FUCK out of my house Larry!!!"
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #209 on: December 10, 2006, 12:33:06 pm »
The tenth anniversary presents class as well. :)
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #210 on: December 11, 2006, 10:09:36 am »
The best character in it has to be,

"Get the FUCK out of my house Larry!!!"
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #211 on: December 11, 2006, 10:10:45 am »
Got season 2 and 5 for my birthday this weekend!
Got 'em all now. :)

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #212 on: December 11, 2006, 10:26:07 am »
Got season 2 and 5 for my birthday this weekend!
Got 'em all now. :)

the ski lift in season 5 has to be one of the best episodes of curb, absolutely class
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #213 on: December 26, 2006, 08:19:14 am »
We don't consider you part of the bald community.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #214 on: December 26, 2006, 11:57:07 am »
We don't consider you part of the bald community.

With respect, you've shaved your head. It's not the same.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #215 on: December 27, 2006, 11:16:13 am »
was given the Curb book as a Christmas present..... some good interviews with Larry and jeff, as well as a lot of good trivia and script extracts, I'd recommend it.

http://store.hbo.com/sm-curb-your-enthusiasm-the-book--pi-2437229.html
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #216 on: December 27, 2006, 11:48:29 am »
Don't you say goodbye?

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #217 on: December 27, 2006, 12:28:22 pm »
'Arrgghh! Titmouse!'
'Titmouse? Who says titmouse.'
'Lots of people say it... mouse/titmouse.'
'You're obsessed with tits!'

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #218 on: December 27, 2006, 12:35:32 pm »
Larry: What are you doing there?
Plumber: A little plumbing.
Larry: A little plumbing! Got to plumb! Plumb the depths! The depths of hell!
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #219 on: December 27, 2006, 01:43:49 pm »
Larry: Nice house.
Susie: Yeah, come on. I'll give you a tour.
Larry: Naw, it's ok.
Susie: No, come on.
Larry: No, it's ok. I-I get it.
Susie: You get it?
Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice.
Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry.
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #220 on: December 27, 2006, 03:04:53 pm »
Pretty Pretty Preeeetyyy Good

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #221 on: December 27, 2006, 10:08:10 pm »
Just been listening to the soundtrack on iTunes. The 20-30 seconds you get is all you need.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #222 on: December 27, 2006, 10:12:13 pm »
My wife has just watched an episode and said 'My God, you are Larry David.'

I don't know how to take that.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #223 on: December 27, 2006, 10:32:24 pm »
I'd be flattered.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #224 on: December 27, 2006, 10:35:59 pm »
I recognize myself in a lot of situations too.

And my girlfriend said the same, so. ;D

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #225 on: December 27, 2006, 10:46:05 pm »
ive been dying to make the 'V' sign to some randomer.....
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #226 on: January 4, 2007, 01:53:39 pm »
the ski lift in season 5 has to be one of the best episodes of curb, absolutely class

Watched that one on More4 last night- quite possibly my favourite episode ever, definitely top 3. The 'Yiddish' nonsense he comes out with always cracks me up.

'See you're blaming the small penis, and you've got the big vagina.'

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #227 on: January 4, 2007, 03:05:13 pm »
Watched that one on More4 last night- quite possibly my favourite episode ever, definitely top 3. The 'Yiddish' nonsense he comes out with always cracks me up.

'See you're blaming the small penis, and you've got the big vagina.'

the look on Richard Lewis' face when he hears the phone ringing 'in the distance' at the end is priceless!!
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #228 on: January 11, 2007, 08:22:43 pm »
Came across this in an old post. Larry David and I share this in common.

1) I needed to SIT on the toilet despite it being a number one

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #229 on: January 11, 2007, 08:29:26 pm »
Came across this in an old post. Larry David and I share this in common.

Haha, yeah, that's a brilliant episode as well.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #230 on: January 11, 2007, 08:29:58 pm »
'Do you shit standing up?'

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #231 on: January 11, 2007, 08:30:34 pm »
While I'm sitting, I'm reading mister! I'm learning things!

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #232 on: January 12, 2007, 11:57:33 am »
Caught on really late to this. Just found out that the first 2 series have been delivered today. Doubt I'll be going out all weekend. Really love this show

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #233 on: January 14, 2007, 09:34:43 am »
'JUUUUDYYYYYYYYY. It's Judyyyy!'

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #234 on: January 18, 2007, 07:41:48 pm »
Does anyone have any idea when Season 6 will be aired (even in America, because I guess I could download it then)?

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #235 on: January 19, 2007, 09:07:29 am »
Does anyone have any idea when Season 6 will be aired (even in America, because I guess I could download it then)?

Hmmm. Details are a bit sketchy- imdb has this though. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0902552/

Any the wiser?


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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #236 on: January 19, 2007, 07:31:50 pm »
They started shooting them in October 2006 and will be aired (in America obviously) in 2007 sometime. I suspect it will be around November/December.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #237 on: January 19, 2007, 07:50:37 pm »
good to hear theyre making more. Was that series just gone on more4 the latest one?
Love where he becomes a gentile and totoally changes. Funniest moment is where that guys getting baptised tho and he jumps in to save him.
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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #238 on: February 5, 2007, 03:45:53 pm »
Anyone watch it last night? The last two of the first series that I am not particularly familiar with, to be honest.

It was the one where he went to the incest support group or whatever it's true name was called.

The woman who shared her story: 'Promise me you won't breathe a word of this to anyone.'

Larry: 'I promise.'

Next scene, Larry at a hundred miles an hour:

'She had sex with her grandfather, and she had sex with her two uncles and they were arguing over who stands guard and she had sex with her step-brother which she wasn't sure was incest but everyone said it was and I agreed'.

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Re: "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
« Reply #239 on: February 5, 2007, 04:01:12 pm »
'Remember. Step is incest.'

My favourite episode of S1, that; and that Lucy Montone is rather tidy.

And from elsewhere:

'You have shy/asshole confusion, my friend.'