Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Yes and you can call me sir from now on, my good man

Yes My Lord, and it is an honour and my pleasure to do so   

[afc tukrish]

Yeah for a few mins then pop back on, eventually go away but takes too much arsing about.

That's what she said...

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

Speaking of Sky...

With Sky Q when scrolling through channels, pressing channel + makes you go up through the channels (e.g. 101 to 102) but pressing the up arrow makes you go down (e.g. 999 to 998). So unnecessarily confusing.

[Billy The Kid]

People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

People who think that horoscopes are a valid way to excuse their shitty behavior

"Sorry I flew of the handle earlier, I'm a Leo, I can be a little feisty at times"

Erm no... you're not a Leo, you're just a moody c*nt who's fucking dim to boot

They're usually the same fucking beauts who believe in angels and moving statue's

Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.

[rob1966]

Sky Go wouldn't load yesterday, didn't get on a decent stream til it was 2-0

[Billy The Kid]

Hahah yeah so true this. 'I'm going to be a massive c*nt today. Sorry, there's nothing I can do, its written in the stars mate' Fuck off.

I don't mind people reading their star sign for amusement purposes. I do it myself.

It's kind of like Wrestling. We all know it's a load of made up bollox but it can be a bit of craic sometimes

It's the people who legitimately believe horoscopes, adopt them, and try to excuse themselves off the back of them that I can't stand 

[Lee1-6Liv]

The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

[sms1986]

The National Football Museum going from free entry to charging £10 for adults and £5 for kids unless you live in Manchester, then its free.

To be fair, it's being invested into charity but it should be for everyone and not just those within a certain area or not at all.

[The Bournemouth Red]

When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.

[Tesco tearaway]

When you open a packet of tablets and it's always the end where the leaflet wraps around the pill packets.

Every fucking time 

[Statto Red]

When you keep getting This site can’t be reached, when clicking some sites when they were working perfectly yesterday.

[Nobby Reserve]

When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

[Statto Red]

You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths.

[Billy The Kid]

You fucking tube, now you have a message poping out saying your logged out of YouTubei [tend to watch Youtube on incognito mode], yes i know i'm logged out, i've no intention of logging in you meths.

When I'm doing paper work I like to put on some chill out trance music on YouTube to help me concentrate

I've noticed recently that if you're listening to a playlist, YouTube will stop autoplay every 30 minutes or so to ask you if you still want to keep playing the videos

Fucking annoying as hell. I love YouTube in many many ways, but also have many reasons for hating it

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

When you leave something on the train and it doesn't get handed in to lost property.

Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!

[Nobby Reserve]

Lost my glasses on the train once.

Nobody handed them in. Unless some other blind bastard had exactly the same prescription as me, what is the point keeping them?!

This was a t-shirt belonging to my 15 year old daughter. She'd got it at a concert - the first one she'd been to without a 'responsible adult'. Meant a lot to her, andcshe can't get another. She was going to get changed into it on the train (family trip to London on Sunday for a couple of days) but ended up not doing and left it on her chair.

A child's fucking t-shirt! And the cleaner either pocketed it or couldn't be arsed putting it in lost property.

The fucking twat.

[Son of Spion]

Seeing a lad of around 10 or so in the Aintree Asda this morning in the full Abu Dhabi home kit.   

[Mumm-Ra]

Seeing a lad of around 10 or so in the Aintree Asda this morning in the full Abu Dhabi home kit.   

Sickening

[Nitramdorf]

Just been to the building society for the first time in 20 years and the bloke in front of me had loads of bags of coins.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Just been to the building society for the first time in 20 years and the bloke in front of me had loads of bags of coins.

Were they made of chocolate?   

[Son of Spion]

The way so many people go potty when we get a day or two of nice weather.
Music blasting from cars, Drivers tearing around like lunatics. Sat in the garden and had to listen to two seperate domestics going on at the same time. Pissed-up drunks swearing in nearby gardens. 

Relax, people. Relax.

[Statto Red]

VLC player app on my mobile is doing my head in, went to use it all of a sudden started stating i had no files, started parsing media.

[BarryCrocker]

American football (soccer) commentators dropping a commercial for some resort right into the middle of their commentary. It would be the death of the PL to hear Gary Neville spruiking Butlin's when Liverpool play Man United.

[BarryCrocker]

Shit chocolate. Easter is the perfect opportunity to experience the stuff that tastes likes an old candle versus the ones that literally melt into your soul.

[dalarr]

American football (soccer) commentators dropping a commercial for some resort right into the middle of their commentary. It would be the death of the PL to hear Gary Neville spruiking Butlin's when Liverpool play Man United.

”And this offside replay is presented to you by Budweiser who thanks you for being a responsible driver.”

[redgriffin73]

The way so many people go potty when we get a day or two of nice weather.
Music blasting from cars, Drivers tearing around like lunatics. Sat in the garden and had to listen to two seperate domestics going on at the same time. Pissed-up drunks swearing in nearby gardens. 

Relax, people. Relax.

People thinking the whole world wants to listen to their shite music from their car or house window as soon as there's a bit of sun drive me up the fucking wall. I don't even want to listen to my own music that loud, let alone whatever the fuck they are playing.

[Big Red Richie]

Haven't you ever noticed the correlation?

The people with the loudest stereo's are usually the ones with the shittest taste in music.

[Barneylfc∗]

Haven't you ever noticed the correlation?

The people with the loudest stereo's are usually the ones with the shittest taste in music.

I play loud music, but 90% of the time its 70s/80s rock

[Crosby Nick]

I play loud music, but 90% of the time its 70s/80s rock

Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?

[Barneylfc∗]

Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?

 

[Crosby Nick]

Is the Barnabus like the Vengabus, except it’s kitted out with washing machines and ashtrays?

Whoa! We’re going to Indesit.

[rob1966]

Can imagine you belting out a bit of Def Leppard turned up to 11 Barnabus.

He said Rock...

[Billy The Kid]

Music snobs

[rob1966]

Music snobs

Nah, they're alright Def Leppard, done some really good tracks over the years.

[Big Red Richie]

People who open your gate, enter your property (for whatever legitimate reason), then proceed to leave without shutting the gate.

How f'kin hard is it to shut a gate, ya bone idle git. 

[CraigDS]

The Liverpool ticket office.

Need to speak to someone urgently regarding Barca tickets and have been ringing since 9am. It rings for just over 2 mins then cuts you off. I’ve rang back to back for 90 mins and not once has it been answered or been put in a queue system.

[Lee1-6Liv]

Restaurants when they take the menus away after you order and have to ask for them back when you want dessert. Just leave them there.

[rob1966]

Restaurants when they take the menus away after you order and have to ask for them back when you want dessert. Just leave them there.

That is probably a ploy to get you to order a dessert, normally one of the waiting on staff will ask do you want the dessert menu, which puts the idea in your head.