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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #160 on: September 15, 2011, 12:29:12 am »
Some people are getting quite worked up over a nickname. It's just that, an over-hyped nickname. We've called a player God before. Was Robbie Fowler really God? No. Is Rooney the White Pele? No.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #161 on: September 15, 2011, 12:30:55 am »
get complicated, fucking hell - wouldn't take carol vorderman to keep up with domestic and european competition goals, but fine Rooney's 8-2 head start will still get beaten come end of the season

Pique and Puyol back and Barca will be tearing teams apart again even without Iniesta, Villa will score more league goals.

its on, bit of a mingey move calling people out for not agreeing to a bet inside 45 minutes, some people do shut the lid on the laptop and do other things like.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #162 on: September 15, 2011, 12:31:38 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #163 on: September 15, 2011, 12:32:12 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #164 on: September 15, 2011, 12:34:24 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #165 on: September 15, 2011, 04:48:07 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #166 on: September 15, 2011, 05:44:33 am »
Some people are getting quite worked up over a nickname. It's just that, an over-hyped nickname. We've called a player God before. Was Robbie Fowler really God? No. Is Rooney the White Pele? No.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #167 on: September 15, 2011, 08:14:50 am »
Would sacrifice Fordy in a sacred Mayan ritual to have him (Jurgen Klopp) as the next Liverpool manager

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #168 on: September 15, 2011, 08:48:40 am »
He's not even one of the top 3 strikers in the world at present, the white pele  ;D
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #169 on: September 15, 2011, 09:43:36 am »
Well I'm glad that Fergie has bigged up a player who had an awful season last year bar one great goal and has started this season in fine form.  Apparently to be the next Pele, you just need to play really well in about 3 games.  Does that mean Suarez is the new Maradona?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #170 on: September 15, 2011, 09:54:22 am »
Does that mean Suarez is the new Maradona?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #171 on: September 15, 2011, 10:40:59 am »
Well it was a fast moving thread and I've left this here for 45 minutes now. Seems everyone was so quick to slate him/pick Villa, but when it comes to it nobody want to put the money on the table, what gives?

Rooney may well score more goals than Villa. Doesn't mean he's better. He takes penalties and free kicks. He's their main striker. At Barcelona Villa doesn't take penalties and takes less free kicks than Rooney does at Man Utd. In addition, he's not the main focal point in attack unlike Rooney. So you might win a bet but all it does is say that Rooney scored more than Villa this season. It won't say anything else.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #172 on: September 15, 2011, 11:03:05 am »
Well it was a fast moving thread and I've left this here for 45 minutes now. Seems everyone was so quick to slate him/pick Villa, but when it comes to it nobody want to put the money on the table, what gives?
I'll take Aguero. Despite him being a younger player, debut season in a foreign league for a far less successful team.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #173 on: September 15, 2011, 11:21:18 am »
I'll take the bet if you can find me one instance where I've compared him to Aguero.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #174 on: September 15, 2011, 11:35:58 am »
you should do goals not including set pieces, that would be more fair.

That should reduce Rooney's goals by 4 this season right? :D
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #175 on: September 15, 2011, 11:46:51 am »
Free kicks is a bit harsh!

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #176 on: September 15, 2011, 12:11:10 pm »
But he's white, completely white.

:lmao What kind of thing is that to say?


Anyway wheres this thread going, because Rooney is one of the best strikers in the world and anyone who argues otherwise is a clueless bias bell.

It's all a PR load of bollocks, Fergie knows exactly what he is saying. He is referring to his playing in glowing terms with what is widely recognised as the best of all time in Pele. His reference to Rooney as "But he's white, completely white." is to sell the player as a good lad, golden boy... never does any wrong load of bullshit. Purely a marketing activity to further promote their shite club through their most recognised player in an attempt to create a perception in media that Rooney isn't a granny shagging, wife cheating, prossie shagging, verbal abusing - retarted bluenose.

Cynical but accurate. Fergie doesn't for one moment think he has the next Pele on his hands, but he sure as hell wants anyone and everyone else to think he has.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #177 on: September 15, 2011, 12:44:53 pm »
Someone has tweeted that he's talking to the S*n again this weekend what a c*nt he is.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #178 on: September 15, 2011, 01:35:21 pm »
Suarez ?

Knew someone would say that. What i should have said is ANOTHER player. We do need a player his strength, power and pace. Carroll prob has the physical attributes, hopefully the ability will blossom soon
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #179 on: September 15, 2011, 02:59:45 pm »
Someone has tweeted that he's talking to the S*n again this weekend what a c*nt he is.

He's a prick if he is. Things like that is what make me hate him personally, it's not just the fact that he plays for them lot it's just he's a horrible, horrible person. On and off the pitch he sets a terrible example and the media and fans still think he's the best thing since sliced bread. Overrated footballer, horrible human being and he plays for United. I'm not participating in this no more as he genuinely puts a downer on my day.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #180 on: September 15, 2011, 03:35:48 pm »
White Pele??  :no  :butt

Off the field?
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #181 on: September 15, 2011, 03:56:26 pm »
White Pele??  :no  :butt

Off the field?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #182 on: September 15, 2011, 05:07:42 pm »
White Pele, well he doesnt have hard on problems, there is plenty of grannies to testify to this.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #183 on: September 15, 2011, 07:13:27 pm »
"But he is white, completely white."

What the fuck is that about?

He´s not. He´s got those liver spots all over his body.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #184 on: September 16, 2011, 03:11:21 am »
...which makes Dong Fangzhouo the Yellow Pele.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #185 on: September 16, 2011, 07:26:43 am »
I thought this was a thread about Peter Thompson who played for us in the 1960s. I have no interest in granny shagging, hair transplanting mancs.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #186 on: September 16, 2011, 10:32:06 am »
This "White Pele" nonsense has been doing the rounds for a while. Last summer it was everywhere before the World Cup then hushed.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #187 on: September 16, 2011, 11:36:05 am »
This "White Pele" nonsense has been doing the rounds for a while. Last summer it was everywhere before the World Cup then hushed.

United fans have always been quick to big up their own players. I remember when they used to call Wes Brown the Orange Pele Peel.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #188 on: September 16, 2011, 09:18:10 pm »
United fans have always been quick to big up their own players. I remember when they used to call Wes Brown the Orange Pele Peel.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #189 on: September 17, 2011, 08:43:21 pm »
Just put a load of shite out and made it far to complicated. What would you prefer, just a 38 game season? After all, the players in question cant be held responsible if the team is knocked out of a cup early, plus spanish cup games are 2 legs compared to 1 FA cup.
get complicated, fucking hell - wouldn't take carol vorderman to keep up with domestic and european competition goals, but fine Rooney's 8-2 head start will still get beaten come end of the season

Pique and Puyol back and Barca will be tearing teams apart again even without Iniesta, Villa will score more league goals.

its on, bit of a mingey move calling people out for not agreeing to a bet inside 45 minutes, some people do shut the lid on the laptop and do other things like.

Villa just scored twice. Did you two settle the bet? :p
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #190 on: September 17, 2011, 08:55:31 pm »
Yep.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #191 on: September 17, 2011, 08:57:04 pm »
He's scored twice in a game in september, we have another 7 or 8 months to go yet. I've already had a pm off him..

I honestly dont care if I lose, nothing wrong with giving money to the hjc. I still stand by my point, Rooney is better than Villa, he wouldve had a hattrick tonight ;)

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #192 on: September 17, 2011, 09:29:11 pm »
Yeh its abit of fun like, just gives me added incentive to give Rooney shit.

plus Villa is obviously better, jus cos ez not frm crocky lid.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #193 on: September 17, 2011, 09:44:52 pm »
Hattrick tomorrow.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #194 on: September 17, 2011, 10:25:06 pm »
Hattrick tomorrow.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #195 on: September 17, 2011, 10:28:27 pm »
Rooney can fuck off and so can Villa.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #196 on: September 18, 2011, 05:34:47 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #197 on: September 18, 2011, 08:23:12 am »
Hattrick tomorrow.

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 :lmao Has me in stitches every time some one types his name that way.....ah well simple minds and all that.

But White Pele? Seriously? Old whiskey nose is clearly fooling himself there. I'm sure he regards him 'completely white'   ::)

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #198 on: September 18, 2011, 01:51:16 pm »
Robbie Fowler recognises divine inspiration when he sees it.

And for the striker who Liverpool supporters called ‘God’, one man stands alone when he assesses who is currently the No 1 footballer in the world.

“Wayne Rooney is the best player out there at this moment in time,” said Fowler,widely recognised as the most natural finisher of his generation, scoring 230 goals in a ­domestic career that included two spells with Liverpool either side of moves to Leeds, Manchester City, Cardiff and Blackburn.

The 26 England caps he won were scant reward for his talent.

He went on: “I know Lionel Messi has been untouchable over the last two or three years, but on current form I don’t think there is anyone out there who is such a complete player as Rooney.

“Wayne has redefined the role of a centre-forward. Not only is he scoring goals at a phenomenal rate, he is also dropping deep to dictate games from start to finish.

“Messi isn’t that kind of player. He drifts in and out of matches. He wins matches with bursts of individual brilliance.

“Rooney is always in the game. Everything that Manchester United do goes through him. United have had players in the past who you think to yourself ‘how are they ever going to replace him?’

“I’m talking about players like Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo. But looking at what Rooney now does for their team, I’d say he is ­absolutely irreplaceable.

“I think Mr. Ferguson knows that as well. That’s why he worked so hard to keep him at Old Trafford last year when it looked as though Wayne was going to leave.

“I know it’s a strange thing to say, given the number of goals that Wayne has already scored for United and England this season, but I wouldn’t say he is the most natural finisher.

“He has worked hard to improve that part of his game and has got better at it, but it’s his all-round game that puts him in a class of his own at the moment.”

Fowler, 36, is still giving defenders in ­Thailand nightmares with Muanthong Utd.

And as the Toxteth-born No 9 surveys the Premier League’s current strikers he believes clubs are tapping in to a rich seam of the game’s most important players.

“I remember when I was trying to break into the England team and it was so tough because I was up against great strikers like Alan Shearer, Andy Cole, Les Ferdinand and Ian Wright,” said Fowler. “When I look at the current crop of strikers in the Premier League I see the same kind of quality.


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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #199 on: September 18, 2011, 01:57:26 pm »
What shite.

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