27 pages in and still nothing. We would probably all agree that the Torres chant was one of the best we've ever had. Why can we not us the same tune for a Sturridge song? It fits perfect!
I think if you were going to do that something like.
We brought him over from the bridge, Sturridge, Sturridge,
He makes defenders arses twitch, Sturridge, Sturridge.
He twists and turns, he takes his chance,
And when he scores he'll do the dance.
Daniel Sturridge clinical every time.
But I would argue it's too soon to rewrite the Torres song.