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What should happen?

He's a dude. Fuck everyone else that has been responsible and been vaccinated. He should be allowed to flout Australias rules and act like a total c*nt
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Not sure
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Dickhead
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Bellend
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I like Tennissseeee Cheeeeeeeeese!
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #200 on: January 14, 2022, 08:23:43 am »
Couldn’t they have waited til he was halfway through his knock up before this 1st round match?

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #201 on: January 14, 2022, 08:33:46 am »
Couldn’t they have waited til he was halfway through his knock up before this 1st round match?

Should have waited until the first time a line judge yelled "out", then dragged him off.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #202 on: January 14, 2022, 08:34:38 am »
Should have waited until the first time a line judge yelled "out", then dragged him off.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #203 on: January 14, 2022, 08:37:08 am »
Good, selfish twat needed banning.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #204 on: January 14, 2022, 08:40:22 am »
He'll lodge an appeal first thing Monday morning with him probably scheduled to play PM. The judge will defer a decision until after the tournament which means he'll get to play and probably win.

Knowing the ScoMo and his team this was done late to make it look like they made the 'tough' call and it was the courts that allowed him to stay. Politics at its best with the election a few months away.

As things stand now, border security are compelled to find him wherever he is right now and put him into an immigration detention centre. He's also up for a 3 year ban.

If he was smart he'd go ASAP and make Australia look like the bastards. Stay, win the tournament and then lose the case would make him look selfish and probably mean the title would be taken off him as he wasn't legally qualified to be participant.


Isn't the timing more of a standard thing for people the government is usually trying to deport ?(those seeking asylum, refugees, migrants)

Same concept, giving the orders just before a weekend to stymie any last minute legal efforts to remain - albeit on a vastly unequal scale (most people can't summon the legal and financial resources that he can)

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #205 on: January 14, 2022, 08:49:40 am »
Couldn’t they have waited til he was halfway through his knock up before this 1st round match?

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #206 on: January 14, 2022, 08:52:29 am »
The most mental thing from this will still be the families press conference.

The arrogance of his smirking brother, the trophies on the side, the statements from his parents and his Uncle weighing in too.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #207 on: January 14, 2022, 08:56:19 am »
Great return of Serb by the Aussie minister.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #208 on: January 14, 2022, 08:59:06 am »
Great return of Serb by the Aussie minister.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #209 on: January 14, 2022, 09:06:49 am »
Great return of Serb by the Aussie minister.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #210 on: January 14, 2022, 09:13:54 am »
Can AO also revoke his 9 AO titles? Asking for my Swiss and Spanish friends.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #211 on: January 14, 2022, 09:16:13 am »
Should have waited until the first time a line judge yelled "out", then dragged him off.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #212 on: January 14, 2022, 09:17:37 am »
Fantastic news  ;D
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #213 on: January 14, 2022, 09:22:52 am »
Two things strike me from this rather sordid affair:

JokeyVic is (and always has been) a bit of a narcissist and a law unto himself. His type is not for me and I don't get much pleasure from his performances, but he has been rather successful in his profession to be fair.

Australia has the same level of politician as we have in the UK; i.e. useless tw@ts playing to the lowest common denominator in their electorate. The top guy would give BoJo a run for his money in the lack of self-awareness and boorishness stakes. And he takes instruction from the Murdochs...enough said.

Whole affair ought to have been sorted long before the guy arrived in the country but that wouldn't do much for the politicians in election year. Nice big media circus suits them much better. The tennis ball hitter should now tell the Aussies he won't be back and let them get on with it. Compare and contrast the outrage of their public with the state sponsored process of sneaking in some English cricketers whilst ensuring they were undercooked in preparation time so that their good ole boys can give them a spanking in front of thousands of maskless locals.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #214 on: January 14, 2022, 09:33:36 am »
Read the room Novak. You're just making a complete tit of yourself now

I think Australia is too

He should have been deported as soon as original visa was cancelled, as thats what happens to normal people.
then he can stay, now he cant. As some have suggested he hasnt got time to appeal before the tournament, that makes the government look vindictive and small time.  Is the world incapable of treating people all the same?



As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #215 on: January 14, 2022, 09:34:18 am »
I think Australia is too

He should have been deported as soon as original visa was cancelled, as thats what happens to normal people.
then he can stay, now he cant. As some have suggested he hasnt got time to appeal before the tournament, that makes the government look vindictive and small time.  Is the world incapable of treating people all the same?





Why does he need to appeal tho?
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #216 on: January 14, 2022, 09:38:51 am »
Why does he need to appeal tho?

Because he's a bellend/dickhead.
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« Reply #217 on: January 14, 2022, 09:41:08 am »
Why does he need to appeal tho?

Because the Aussies will let him and he has the means
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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« Reply #218 on: January 14, 2022, 09:46:13 am »
Because the Aussies will let him and he has the means

Surely he will be deported today
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #219 on: January 14, 2022, 09:49:09 am »
Surely he will be deported today

Last Emirates flight is in 1.5 hours.
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« Reply #220 on: January 14, 2022, 09:50:12 am »
Last Emirates flight is in 1.5 hours.

But the appeal will take time and he plays Monday?
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #221 on: January 14, 2022, 09:51:27 am »
Surely he will be deported today

should have been on the first cancellation.


A TV show on this morning, suggests hes appealing again
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #222 on: January 14, 2022, 09:52:41 am »
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #223 on: January 14, 2022, 09:56:54 am »
He needs to hire Man City’s lawyers. They’ll get him off any charges.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #224 on: January 14, 2022, 09:58:26 am »
@jamesgraysport
There will be a "directions hearing" in the Federal Circuit Court before Anthony Kelly in the case of Novak Djokovic vs the Minister for Immigration at 9.45am UK time this morning (8.45pm in Melbourne).


Not sure if this is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_-BcBnNeLA

Just a lot of legalese so far....

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #225 on: January 14, 2022, 10:02:26 am »
@jamesgraysport
There will be a "directions hearing" in the Federal Circuit Court before Anthony Kelly in the case of Novak Djokovic vs the Minister for Immigration at 9.45am UK time this morning (8.45pm in Melbourne).


Not sure if this is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_-BcBnNeLA

Just a lot of legalese so far....

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #226 on: January 14, 2022, 10:05:19 am »
Send the c*nt home

Wouldn't shock me if an Aussie judge actually just says this

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #227 on: January 14, 2022, 10:05:38 am »
'NO, HAWKE, NO, NO, HAWKE, THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT.'

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #228 on: January 14, 2022, 10:05:46 am »
@jamesgraysport
There will be a "directions hearing" in the Federal Circuit Court before Anthony Kelly in the case of Novak Djokovic vs the Minister for Immigration at 9.45am UK time this morning (8.45pm in Melbourne).


Not sure if this is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_-BcBnNeLA

Just a lot of legalese so far....

If Aussie law is somewhat similar to ours, that will basically be a hearing to set out the timescale and filing requirements for the appeal

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #229 on: January 14, 2022, 10:09:11 am »
@jamesgraysport
There will be a "directions hearing" in the Federal Circuit Court before Anthony Kelly in the case of Novak Djokovic vs the Minister for Immigration at 9.45am UK time this morning (8.45pm in Melbourne).


Not sure if this is it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_-BcBnNeLA

Just a lot of legalese so far....

Fck it. Let's just adjourn this for 3 weeks and keep him in migrant detention with all the other poor bastards (refugees) who are escaping religious/political persecution and/or possible death from the countries they are permanently fleeing from.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #230 on: January 14, 2022, 10:09:23 am »
'NO, HAWKE, NO, NO, HAWKE, THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT.'

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« Reply #231 on: January 14, 2022, 10:16:15 am »
I think Australia is too

He should have been deported as soon as original visa was cancelled, as thats what happens to normal people.
then he can stay, now he cant. As some have suggested he hasnt got time to appeal before the tournament, that makes the government look vindictive and small time.  Is the world incapable of treating people all the same?

The tournament shouldn’t be a factor. If the person was a businessman entering Australia illegally, shoild the minister have looked at his business diary before deciding when to cancel his visa?

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« Reply #232 on: January 14, 2022, 10:17:55 am »
should have been on the first cancellation.


A TV show on this morning, suggests hes appealing again

I hope he does, because that would mean he would have to do that from a detention centre. For normal folks that would have been Christmas Island.

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« Reply #233 on: January 14, 2022, 10:17:57 am »
The tournament shouldn’t be a factor. If the person was a businessman entering Australia illegally, shoild the minister have looked at his business diary before deciding when to cancel his visa?

no it shouldn't
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #234 on: January 14, 2022, 10:21:13 am »
and he's still banging on about it

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #235 on: January 14, 2022, 10:22:27 am »
What is the latest?
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« Reply #236 on: January 14, 2022, 10:23:22 am »
and he's still banging on about it

Why don't lawyers just speak in bloody plain Australian English?
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #237 on: January 14, 2022, 10:25:40 am »
Damn, I'm surprised to see many hate him here and celebrate his deportation process.


















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« Reply #238 on: January 14, 2022, 10:26:14 am »
What are his lawyers reasons for him staying?
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #239 on: January 14, 2022, 10:26:21 am »
What is the latest?
3 of his AO titles are taken back, working on the other 6.