Ha ha - genius thread - notwithstanding that at one time or another I've got a bit too close for comfort in resembling some of the prize individuals within it - possibly still do.
Capon you deserve a knighthood - or at least a nightcap.
Terrific
Boss this shit,an ye can just imagine ye arl fella down the pub before he got with ye mam,circlin the dancefloor,stinkin of Tabac aftershave an laying some cool ass fucking moves on any unsuspecting lucky lucky bastards fortunate enough to witness this sex god in his pomp.