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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #240 on: July 15, 2021, 07:58:03 pm »
stunning view. Be good to see this compared once the new Annie Road development is finished.
Always think it's shame that the cameras are in the Main, so you rarely see that gigantic erection on screen
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #241 on: July 15, 2021, 09:13:27 pm »
Always think it's shame that the cameras are in the Main, so you rarely see that gigantic erection on screen

Giant erection what??

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #242 on: July 15, 2021, 09:20:42 pm »
Giant erection what??
Surely you've observed FC's gigantic erection? It can be seen from miles around. Everton had to prudishly block the view, though really it was out of jealousy. The had thought they had wood until they saw that magnificent escarpment of ecstasy.

Anyway my point was that the positioning of TV cameras in the Main means you don't see the Main in game footage, which is a shame as it's a splendiferous sight
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #243 on: July 16, 2021, 02:51:36 am »
Day 4 of pre season has begun. Trent's first day back doing team training.



Looks like he's using Mo's upper body workout.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #244 on: July 16, 2021, 04:42:42 am »
I’m hearing a lot of ‘Taki’ in the training videos.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #245 on: July 16, 2021, 04:45:12 am »
The lads all look so happy. Great start to this season!

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #246 on: July 16, 2021, 06:31:22 am »
I’m hearing a lot of ‘Taki’ in the training videos.
Oh I dunno, sounds quite professional to me...
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #247 on: July 16, 2021, 02:54:54 pm »

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #248 on: July 16, 2021, 03:00:25 pm »
Indoor session today for the lads it seems.








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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #249 on: July 16, 2021, 04:14:06 pm »
Live training right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NGpMviSSg

No Joe Gomez in there, if I'm not mistaken.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #250 on: July 16, 2021, 04:16:07 pm »
Joe and Virg are not doing double sessions yet. So I presume he did the earlier non televised one?

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #251 on: July 16, 2021, 04:19:47 pm »
Virg is defo in this one
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #252 on: July 16, 2021, 04:21:34 pm »
Yeah, hopefully no setbacks or anything like that. Great to see Trent, Matip and Virg (and even Naby) taking part.
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #253 on: July 16, 2021, 04:21:41 pm »
Virg is defo in this one

More telegenic...
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #254 on: July 16, 2021, 04:22:53 pm »
Some of these training routines quite complex  ;D

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #255 on: July 16, 2021, 04:23:42 pm »
Live training right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NGpMviSSg

No Joe Gomez in there, if I'm not mistaken.

thanks! just wasted 20 mins of the day haha

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #256 on: July 16, 2021, 04:23:49 pm »
Musialowski and Ljinders look like father and son.  :o

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #257 on: July 16, 2021, 04:24:33 pm »
What was Pep doing 18 years ago in Warsaw?

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #258 on: July 16, 2021, 04:24:46 pm »
It's amazingly entertaining to watch, for some reason.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #259 on: July 16, 2021, 07:11:38 pm »

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #260 on: July 16, 2021, 07:32:11 pm »


Fuck I can’t tell what time it is without my glasses.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #261 on: July 16, 2021, 07:57:51 pm »
 ;D

Apparently today's session took place at a diffrent venue. Kloppo not happy about the pitch used in previous days.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #262 on: July 16, 2021, 10:20:59 pm »
Pep's diaries on the official website have been interesting for those who haven't seen. Today's entry here: https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/438144-pep-lijnders-training-camp-diary-day-five-ibou-the-tower-and-uno

This part stood out to me:

"Yesterday, I also heard a story that Mo and Harvey Elliott were sitting with each other in the dining area. Harvey had some bread and some fruit on his plate and Mo asked him how many slices of bread he’d already had that day. Harvey said one and Mo told him to only eat the fruit! Harvey told me, ‘I’m always learning from these guys!’ We have so many players who are helping the younger players and the new ones – you feel all the way through this camp that the talents are integrating, and I like that a lot."

These are little things but matter so much according to me. Standards are set in these little things and a culture is subsequently formed. Great to see!

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #263 on: July 16, 2021, 11:11:57 pm »
Pep's diaries on the official website have been interesting for those who haven't seen. Today's entry here: https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/438144-pep-lijnders-training-camp-diary-day-five-ibou-the-tower-and-uno

This part stood out to me:

"Yesterday, I also heard a story that Mo and Harvey Elliott were sitting with each other in the dining area. Harvey had some bread and some fruit on his plate and Mo asked him how many slices of bread he’d already had that day. Harvey said one and Mo told him to only eat the fruit! Harvey told me, ‘I’m always learning from these guys!’ We have so many players who are helping the younger players and the new ones – you feel all the way through this camp that the talents are integrating, and I like that a lot."

These are little things but matter so much according to me. Standards are set in these little things and a culture is subsequently formed. Great to see!

Bet he told him to go vegan too.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #264 on: July 16, 2021, 11:17:34 pm »
Mo just conned Harvey into giving him extra bread. Rookie mistake lad.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #265 on: July 16, 2021, 11:17:48 pm »
Pep's diaries on the official website have been interesting for those who haven't seen. Today's entry here: https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/438144-pep-lijnders-training-camp-diary-day-five-ibou-the-tower-and-uno
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #266 on: July 16, 2021, 11:19:32 pm »
Mo just conned Harvey into giving him extra bread. Rookie mistake lad.

Now I have a mental picture of Salah in the hotel room laughing evilly with a shit ton of bread all around him ;D

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #267 on: July 16, 2021, 11:49:50 pm »
Now I have a mental picture of Salah in the hotel room laughing evilly with a shit ton of bread all around him ;D
Well he is the greatest thing since....all that stuff around him.  Knows how to use his loaf, does Mo. That's a whole meal he has to himself. Bet his mother's proud...
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #268 on: July 17, 2021, 11:16:49 am »


WTF did our whole squad secretly sign for Roma during the Euros?
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #269 on: July 17, 2021, 11:42:08 am »
Pep's diaries on the official website have been interesting for those who haven't seen. Today's entry here: https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/438144-pep-lijnders-training-camp-diary-day-five-ibou-the-tower-and-uno

This part stood out to me:

"Yesterday, I also heard a story that Mo and Harvey Elliott were sitting with each other in the dining area. Harvey had some bread and some fruit on his plate and Mo asked him how many slices of bread he’d already had that day. Harvey said one and Mo told him to only eat the fruit! Harvey told me, ‘I’m always learning from these guys!’ We have so many players who are helping the younger players and the new ones – you feel all the way through this camp that the talents are integrating, and I like that a lot."

These are little things but matter so much according to me. Standards are set in these little things and a culture is subsequently formed. Great to see!

My favourite thing from the article is the bit right at the end, where he talks about the staff having a night off football to themselves and playing Uno.

Shows while it's about the football, it's not always about the football and sometimes just about the group together.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #270 on: July 17, 2021, 12:20:45 pm »
Mo just conned Harvey into giving him extra bread. Rookie mistake lad.

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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #271 on: July 17, 2021, 03:17:29 pm »
Well he is the greatest thing since....all that stuff around him.  Knows how to use his loaf, does Mo. That's a whole meal he has to himself. Bet his mother's proud...
He donates it to charity mate .
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #272 on: July 17, 2021, 03:49:03 pm »
Mo just conned Harvey into giving him extra bread. Rookie mistake lad.

Relationship between Mo and Harvey crumbling, deceiving impressionable young minds goes against the grain for team harmony...
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #273 on: July 17, 2021, 06:44:51 pm »
Now I have a mental picture of Salah in the hotel room laughing evilly with a shit ton of bread all around him ;D
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #274 on: July 17, 2021, 10:11:42 pm »
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #275 on: July 17, 2021, 10:44:04 pm »
Relationship between Mo and Harvey crumbling, deceiving impressionable young minds goes against the grain for team harmony...
Yep, team harmony is toast
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #278 on: July 18, 2021, 06:32:03 am »
When Mo said he wants more bread during contract renewal negotiations, it seems he meant it literally.
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Re: Pre-Season 2021/22 Thread
« Reply #279 on: July 18, 2021, 10:38:46 am »
When Mo said he wants more bread during contract renewal negotiations, it seems he meant it literally.
did he get a cob on?
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