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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #320 on: July 22, 2023, 04:39:45 pm »

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #321 on: July 22, 2023, 04:45:38 pm »
Before we bursting into tears.....maybe it is a minor muscle injury and he'll be sound shortly

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #322 on: July 22, 2023, 04:47:11 pm »
I know we have a lot of expertise at the club but a player going 20 months without injury and then getting injured after a triple training session does sound pretty questionable.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #323 on: July 22, 2023, 04:50:30 pm »
Before we bursting into tears.....maybe it is a minor muscle injury and he'll be sound shortly

'minor injury'

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #324 on: July 22, 2023, 04:54:04 pm »
Seen something that said it was a slight knock on his ankle. And will be fine for Monday.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #325 on: July 22, 2023, 04:54:12 pm »
Sounds like it's just an ankle knock so hopefully back after a little rest. The 3 training sessions of such intensity in a day quote did/does give me the fear though!

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #326 on: July 22, 2023, 04:55:58 pm »
I know we have a lot of expertise at the club but a player going 20 months without injury and then getting injured after a triple training session does sound pretty questionable.

Mental isn’t it. Almost like 3 sessions in a day is way too much. Watch them drop like flies again.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #327 on: July 22, 2023, 05:00:55 pm »
Mental isn’t it. Almost like 3 sessions in a day is way too much. Watch them drop like flies again.

but you can’t honestly think they’d do it if it was medically proven ‘too much’?

I get people are nervous about injuries after last year, but I don’t get the presumption of fans with no actual access to how they work, to think they know better than medical people and those doing the training, who I presume are also highly qualified to do so.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #328 on: July 22, 2023, 05:02:37 pm »
It's a knock on his ankle dickheads.  Crying already began and season has yet to start.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #329 on: July 22, 2023, 05:09:41 pm »
but you can’t honestly think they’d do it if it was medically proven ‘too much’?

I get people are nervous about injuries after last year, but I don’t get the presumption of fans with no actual access to how they work, to think they know better than medical people and those doing the training, who I presume are also highly qualified to do so.

Given our track record assuming competence is probably not sensible at the moment. Let’s have a season without unprecedented numbers of games missed through injuries before we confidently rely on our team to make sane calls.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #330 on: July 22, 2023, 05:09:44 pm »
It's a knock on his ankle dickheads.  Crying already began and season has yet to start.

Firmino had a “knock” last season which kept him out for 10 games. Let’s hope this one is actually a knock and he’s back training in a few days.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #331 on: July 22, 2023, 05:12:57 pm »
Cry then.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #332 on: July 22, 2023, 05:25:02 pm »
Cry then.

Will do since you asked so politely…

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #333 on: July 22, 2023, 05:27:29 pm »
It's a knock on his ankle dickheads.  Crying already began and season has yet to start.
Good lord mate, give it a rest.

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #334 on: July 22, 2023, 05:35:34 pm »
Rumours of amputation. Can this be true?
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #335 on: July 22, 2023, 05:36:17 pm »
Rumours of amputation. Can this be true?
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #336 on: July 22, 2023, 05:38:51 pm »
who are you to judge the life i live?
i know im not perfect-and i dont live to be,
but before you start pointing fingers make
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #337 on: July 22, 2023, 05:39:28 pm »
Rumours of amputation. Can this be true?
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who are you to judge the life i live?
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #338 on: July 22, 2023, 05:43:33 pm »
Rumours of amputation. Can this be true?

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #339 on: July 22, 2023, 05:45:20 pm »
RIP Dom's leg. It will be the hairiest prosthetic in existence.
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #340 on: July 22, 2023, 05:46:58 pm »

It's a minor injury so most likely he will be cleared to train after 3-4 days then gets injured again at training

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #341 on: July 22, 2023, 05:56:53 pm »
It's a minor injury so most likely he will be cleared to train after 3-4 days then gets injured again at training

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #342 on: July 22, 2023, 05:57:11 pm »
Who put him on that fucking bike?!!

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #343 on: July 22, 2023, 05:59:45 pm »
I think Trent may have kicked him after having free kick practice after training  ::)

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #344 on: July 22, 2023, 06:00:31 pm »
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #345 on: July 22, 2023, 06:02:51 pm »
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #346 on: July 22, 2023, 06:14:33 pm »
What’s the non dom status?

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #347 on: July 22, 2023, 06:15:11 pm »
I heard Ben Doak head butted him in the ankle.
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #348 on: July 22, 2023, 06:15:49 pm »
It's a minor injury so most likely he will be cleared to train after 3-4 days then gets injured again at training

I heard it's a miner injury. Pit explosion. Collapse of the coal face. Broken limbs and toxic fumes. Quite what he was doing down there in the first place, god knows. But he'll be out for a while.
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #349 on: July 22, 2023, 06:27:42 pm »
Echo confirms that he’s had his ankle amputated
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #351 on: July 22, 2023, 06:47:08 pm »
I heard it's a miner injury. Pit explosion. Collapse of the coal face. Broken limbs and toxic fumes. Quite what he was doing down there in the first place, god knows. But he'll be out for a while.

What was he doing at Goodison?

But yes, out for the season, apparently.  ::)
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #352 on: July 22, 2023, 07:03:12 pm »
Its only a Szobo-slyt knock. Nothing to worry about.
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #353 on: July 22, 2023, 07:32:49 pm »
Its only a Szobo-slyt knock. Nothing to worry about.
Once our medical staff get their hands on him I wouldn't be so sure. 😱

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #354 on: July 22, 2023, 08:40:48 pm »
Once our medical staff get their hands on him I wouldn't be so sure. 😱

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #355 on: July 23, 2023, 09:54:42 am »
Once our medical staff get their hands on him I wouldn't be so sure. 😱

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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #356 on: July 23, 2023, 09:57:09 am »
Already making great strides to replace Keita.  :(
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #357 on: July 23, 2023, 10:39:31 am »
Jesus people proper shitting the bed.
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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #358 on: July 23, 2023, 10:54:15 am »
It's fine, nothing to worry about.


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Re: Welcome Dominik Szoboszlai
« Reply #359 on: July 23, 2023, 03:25:11 pm »
Maybe the penalties will go to the right now with his ankle so fucked up.