Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[No666]

Is there enough demand for corporate hosptality in the North West and Merseyside for Everton to cash in here?

No. As a company director, if you needed to schmooze people, why the hell would taking them to see Everton impress?

[TepidT2O]

The Everton touch.  Brought to you by Jordan Pickford

[StevoHimself]

I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

[Fromola]

I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

He's ideal for Everton. Lots of shots for camera saves, a low block defence and just boot it up the pitch.

Southgate isn't much better the way he sets up.

[Red Beret]

He's ideal for Everton. Lots of shots for camera saves, a low block defence and just boot it up the pitch.

Southgate isn't much better the way he sets up.

Southgate knows his limitations. Pickford thinks he's the dog's bollocks.

[LFC_R_BOSS]

They could  do a deal with Odour-eaters for naming rights.

Eau  de Sewage 😂

[TepidT2O]

I mean it’s Eau d’ toilette.

No need to do anything else with it.

[boots]

Pickford. Jings!! Hahaha, he must be a bit scottish, we usually have the terrible goalies...hahahaha

[MrGrumpy]

I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

Agreed, Onana is a clown but M** U dodged a bullet by not signing Pickford.

[Barneylfc∗]

The Everton touch.  Brought to you by Jordan Pickford

They said on commentary last night it's the first mistake he's made that has led to a goal while playing for England.

Didn't he try to 'save' a shot/cross that was going well wide, put it out for a corner which Colombia scored from in the 2018 world cup to take it to extra time? That's a pretty significant mistake in my book.

[Black Bull Nova]

Eau  de Sewage 😂

They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777
 

[Qston]

They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777

Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !

[Terry de Niro]

They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777
 

Eua de Kid Lobbers No. 2018

[Black Bull Nova]

Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !

Quick, delete it and insert in the Arsenal thread, no-one will notice

[TepidT2O]

It really is a special kind of genius that Everton have.

The first club to build a new stadium, and be worse off after they’ve built it because they’ve spent so much money on it that the debts cost so much to service that they’re bigger than the revenue of the stadium..

Put that on yer wall.

[rafathegaffa83]

I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

This past summer several PL clubs including Man Utd, Spurs and Chelsea were in the market for new keepers and none even tested the waters despite Everton's finances being common knowledge. Says all you need to know

[Black Bull Nova]

This past summer several PL clubs including Man Utd, Spurs and Chelsea were in the market for new keepers and none even tested the waters despite Everton's finances being common knowledge. Says all you need to know

He'll make a good fossil

[FiSh77]

He'll make a good fossil

T rex or carnotaurus?

[Black Bull Nova]

T rex or carnotaurus?

Carnoreachus

[FiSh77]

Carnoreachus

[only6times]

Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !

Scorer of the goal that relegates them in season finale.

[ashleyrose-66]

Even former midfielder Marouane Fellaini admits Everton are a small club

In an interview with MUFCtv this week, Fellaini spoke about how hard he found it to adjust and make the step up following his move from Everton to Manchester United:

"I played five years for Everton, doing very well [and getting] respect from everybody. Then you go to a big club and mentally it's difficult, as your football is not the same,' he explained.
'You know, for me, it was the worst [season] in my career, my first year in Manchester. After that [first season], it was much, much better."

[Black Bull Nova]

Even former midfielder Marouane Fellaini admits Everton are a small club

In an interview with MUFCtv this week, Fellaini spoke about how hard he found it to adjust and make the step up following his move from Everton to Manchester United:

"I played five years for Everton, doing very well [and getting] respect from everybody. Then you go to a big club and mentally it's difficult, as your football is not the same,' he explained.
'You know, for me, it was the worst [season] in my career, my first year in Manchester. After that [first season], it was much, much better."

He needed a bigger club to give him room for his hair and his elbows

[4pool]

Was down by the Three Graces a bit earlier. Pretty windy. But what I noticed is what I couldn't see, which would be BMD and the stadium going up. It seems to me those Evertonians who think neutrals will be seeing and taking pictures of their "iconic" stadium from the Three Graces area are going to be well disappointed.

[boots]

But you can probably see it from Rhyll on a nice day.

[SamLad]

But you can probably smell it from Rhyll on a nice day.

[boots]

Correction: theres no nice days in Rhyll

[Fromola]

Was down by the Three Graces a bit earlier. Pretty windy. But what I noticed is what I couldn't see, which would be BMD and the stadium going up. It seems to me those Evertonians who think neutrals will be seeing and taking pictures of their "iconic" stadium from the Three Graces area are going to be well disappointed.

It's about the same distance to Lime Street as Anfield is.

[LuverlyRita]

Was down by the Three Graces a bit earlier. Pretty windy. But what I noticed is what I couldn't see, which would be BMD and the stadium going up. It seems to me those Evertonians who think neutrals will be seeing and taking pictures of their "iconic" stadium from the Three Graces area are going to be well disappointed.

You get a good view as you arrive by Irish ferry or cruise ship...but there's also a fine view of Anfield 

[MrGrumpy]

You get a good view as you arrive by Irish ferry or cruise ship...but there's also a fine view of Anfield 

The presence of the Bitter Bowl on the waterfront will spoil the view of the sewage works.

[FiSh77]

Even former midfielder Marouane Fellaini admits Everton are a small club

In an interview with MUFCtv this week, Fellaini spoke about how hard he found it to adjust and make the step up following his move from Everton to Manchester United:

"I played five years for Everton, doing very well [and getting] respect from everybody. Then you go to a big club and mentally it's difficult, as your football is not the same,' he explained.
'You know, for me, it was the worst [season] in my career, my first year in Manchester. After that [first season], it was much, much better."

Any excuse

[rob1966]

Was down by the Three Graces a bit earlier. Pretty windy. But what I noticed is what I couldn't see, which would be BMD and the stadium going up. It seems to me those Evertonians who think neutrals will be seeing and taking pictures of their "iconic" stadium from the Three Graces area are going to be well disappointed.

The estuary widens as you move out of the river, so the docks side of the rivers goes backwards, you might be able to see BMD from Birkenhead if you are unlucky.

You get a good view as you arrive by Irish ferry or cruise ship...but there's also a fine view of Anfield 

[WhereAngelsPlay]

We need that lettering, turn on ceremony on the first night that Ev are playing 

[MrGrumpy]

The estuary widens as you move out of the river, so the docks side of the rivers goes backwards, you might be able to see BMD from Birkenhead if you are unlucky.

Behold the fourth grace.

[Red Beret]

Saw it myself when I came back from my cruise. It looked impressive enough, but Anfield dominates the skyline.

[4pool]

Also, btw, passed Everton 2 twice today. I think the staff could have been playing games on their phones because there weren't any customers.

[Son of Spion]

Also, btw, passed Everton 2 twice today. I think the staff could have been playing games on their phones because there weren't any customers.

It's virtually always empty. One time I went past the only person in there had a Liverpool shirt on. Presumably buying a blue cousin from Rhyl a present.

[4pool]

It's virtually always empty. One time I went past the only person in there had a Liverpool shirt on. Presumably buying a blue cousin from Rhyl a present.

It begs the question as to how much money is the place losing?
Rent
Compensation to Staff
Few customers.

Only ego and supporter blue fewm if they close the place keeping it open.

[rob1966]

These are from my lads first flying lesson last June, you can just see the stadium in the middle of the shot, it gets lost in all the other buildings. Imagine the wind howling down the river in the winter



I can see loads being blown into the dock in bad weather. I wonder how many games will get postponed when we have a windy day?

[CraigDS]

Blown into the dock 

I lived just down from there for years. It’s windy at times but not blown into a dock windy!