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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2020, 03:27:28 pm »

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2020, 03:32:08 pm »
*makes note to increase social distancing from Samie* :o

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2020, 06:42:43 pm »
Is there any Guinness?  :hally

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2020, 08:21:12 pm »
Is there any Guinness?  :hally
Samie will hand you one, but he's been, erm...enjoying porn so... :-X
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2020, 09:18:28 pm »
There's no pubs open in Ireland. And this place is called the boozer. But there no respite here either. What the fuck are we going to do?

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2020, 09:24:52 pm »
There's no pubs open in Ireland. And this place is called the boozer. But there no respite here either. What the fuck are we going to do?
Well, we can talk about the good old days.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2020, 09:27:00 pm »
Samie has given you a suggestion, we might be here a long time.  :wave

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2020, 09:27:31 pm »
The dark days of the previous shelter *shudder*.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2022, 10:27:09 am »
Is this where we escape from the match threads?
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2022, 10:37:40 am »
Is this where we escape from the match threads?

It used to be. Needed something that was linked to the usual circular arguments!

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2022, 10:00:21 am »
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2023, 03:38:21 pm »
From the final page of Fallout Shelter 2.0:

"I look at all the football related threads these days ,think about going in for a second then come to the conclusion that I seriously don't need that shit. Thank fuck there's non football threads on here that's all I can say."

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2023, 03:40:49 pm »
What’s the capacity of the shelter?

Are certain posters excluded? :o

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2023, 03:44:36 pm »
What’s the capacity of the shelter?

Are certain posters excluded? :o

We'll have to keep a close eye on the incomings & outgoings - a 'net population' if you like.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2023, 03:46:39 pm »
From the final page of Fallout Shelter 2.0:

"I look at all the football related threads these days ,think about going in for a second then come to the conclusion that I seriously don't need that shit. Thank fuck there's non football threads on here that's all I can say."

:wave

Yep, avoid every LFC thread on here now, its sad as fuck.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2023, 04:11:26 pm »
Everything on here is bloody exhausting. Good to find this thread.
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2023, 04:14:23 pm »
What’s the capacity of the shelter?

Are certain posters excluded? :o

Hopefully #FSGOUTers, transfer thread whores and Gillian Anderson. Recently binged The Fall and her voice made me want to bin it very early on so she can get the fuck out.
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2023, 04:15:12 pm »
Check for infected.
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2023, 04:15:53 pm »
Check for infected.

If they look like they've been crying the last 24hrs then they're not allowed in.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2023, 04:42:03 pm »
can i come in?

i have pizzas and beer

..and this...

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2023, 06:15:28 pm »
I know I shouldn't laugh but Sadio Mane punching ex Man City player Sane, you'd love to see it.  ;D
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2023, 06:16:07 pm »
Yep, avoid every LFC thread on here now, its sad as fuck.

BTW, whatever happened to Soxfan? He was due a heart op, but it was pretty routine, I think he had had it and was still posting, then just stopped?

Yeah I got excited when I saw this thread, thought he was back. I think he got through his health scare ok - if you ever see this Soxfan drop in and say hello

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2023, 08:12:49 pm »
Is there room for another?

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2023, 08:22:50 pm »
Does Al not get repetitive strain injury?

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2023, 08:28:33 pm »
Someone get on the door before anyone else gets in!

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2023, 08:31:04 pm »
Does Al not get repetitive strain injury?



Got to admire his tenacity, in a way.
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2023, 08:32:56 pm »
Got to admire his tenacity, in a way.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2023, 08:35:30 pm »
:D

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2023, 08:51:24 pm »
Are we sure he wasn't the first iteration of an AI chat bot?

Maybe the evidence has been there the whole time and it's a capital i and not an L in his name.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2023, 09:00:23 pm »
Hopefully #FSGOUTers, transfer thread whores and Gillian Anderson. Recently binged The Fall and her voice made me want to bin it very early on so she can get the fuck out.
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2023, 10:32:03 am »
What is the half life of Bellinghamium?

Once we know that we can calculate when it’s safe to come out of the shelter.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2023, 10:40:33 am »
What is the half life of Bellinghamium?

Once we know that we can calculate when it’s safe to come out of the shelter.

Some on here are worse than my missus, so they'll likely still be dragging it up on a daily basis in about 10 years time.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2023, 10:59:36 am »
Some on here are worse than my missus, so they'll likely still be dragging it up on a daily basis in about 10 years time.

To be honest, I'm still a bit annoyed that we didn't get a deal for Michael Laudrup done and that's got to be forty years ago.

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2023, 11:09:58 am »
To be honest, I'm still a bit annoyed that we didn't get a deal for Michael Laudrup done and that's got to be forty years ago.

I still wake up in cold sweats at the horror of never seeing Quaresma is a Liverpool shirt  ;D

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2023, 12:29:19 pm »


That’s a perfect summary of the FSG thread.  :)
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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2023, 12:57:31 pm »
To be honest, I'm still a bit annoyed that we didn't get a deal for Michael Laudrup done and that's got to be forty years ago.

For me it’s Lou Macari and that’s 50 years ago!

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2023, 01:01:10 pm »
:wave

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Re: RAWK Fallout Shelter 3.0: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU! Edition
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2023, 01:27:36 pm »

not being funny but the sites a mess. Nothing against anyone who runs it cos they’re all ace. But certain threads are a fucking mess. Grown fellas crying before something happens, then when something happens they end up going fucking nuclear. They get called out on it then all of a sudden they become all fucking sensible and write out a long thought post on what they believe to be an injustice to their gang of cry arse fucking Fannie’s. No self awareness at all in any of these daft c*nts. Fucking hell it drives me fucking spare reading their fucking shite. It’s not just now either. It’s been going on for years whether we’re winning or not. I cannot fucking stand these soft twats honest to god. They ruin every good fucking thing about this club.

I went on Twitter for a bit cos of the tits on here and people will say “It’s a lot worse than here’

It’s not. I can choose what I see on Twitter.