Author Topic: Louis Van Gaal was the Manager of Mourinho United (Read 3900576 times)

zero zero · « **Reply #42400 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:24:38 pm »

Snigger

One shot on target!

Magz50 · « **Reply #42401 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:28:19 pm »

Remember when Utd fans were saying they got the better deal with Darmian over Clyne.. Ahh those were the days.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #42402 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:29:35 pm »

Quote from: Magz50 on April 10, 2016, 07:28:19 pm

Remember when Utd fans were saying they got the better deal with Darmian over Clyne.. Ahh those were the days.

I need an explanation for Darmians facial hair

idontknow · « **Reply #42403 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:33:48 pm »

Leslie Van Ghoul has to go, he has a spearer wanking in the wings who wants a crack.

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Ziltoid · « **Reply #42404 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:36:15 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 10, 2016, 07:24:13 pm

MancEunuchian · « **Reply #42405 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:37:22 pm »

Quote from: Carly on April 10, 2016, 05:43:56 pm

Best one yet lol. Here's the youtube link-

Thanks for the laugh mate! Amazing.

S · « **Reply #42406 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:37:40 pm »

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mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42407 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:38:30 pm »

Away at West Ham up next in the Cup , with Andy Carroll on fire ....

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farawayred · « **Reply #42408 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:40:05 pm »

Quote from: Dear Henry on April 10, 2016, 07:29:35 pm

I need an explanation for Darmians facial hair

tonysleft · « **Reply #42409 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:47:38 pm »

Went to shit once Fosu-Mensah went off. Darmian has no future here, nor does Rojo.

idontknow · « **Reply #42410 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:54:10 pm »

Has Cantina gone pisting again?

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El Lobo · « **Reply #42411 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:57:25 pm »

They weren't really even outplayed today, it just went to shit in one crazy 5 minute spell. Apart from that the control of the game was impressive. I wouldn't take the piss too soon, they're still above us and well on course for 4th place and the FA Cup. Maybe even a late charge for 3rd.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #42412 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:57:30 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 07:47:38 pm

Went to shit once Fosu-Mensah went off. Darmian has no future here, nor does Rojo.

As drunk old Irene once almost said in Home & Away many years ago: "Darmian! Get in the car!"

CHOPPER · « **Reply #42413 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:57:32 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 07:47:38 pm

Went to shit once Fosu-Mensah went off. Darmian has no future here, nor does Rojo.

Quote from: tonysleft on September 26, 2015, 08:50:41 pm

Darmian's performances have been fantastic in every game bar the Southampton one where he suffered from the great performance of Mané. Shaw was also performing far better than the bang average Monreal and Gibbs, and Blind hasn't played anywhere but CB this season, he's not a utility man anymore. No arguments that they have better players in every attacking position though.

Quote from: tonysleft on September 26, 2015, 08:17:24 pm

It's very arguable that Arsenal have a better side than us. Better attacking players yes definitely. De Gea, Shaw, Darmian, and Smalling would all start for their team though. Schneiderlin would also walk into their side, and if they played a different centre midfield system to this Ramsey/Cazorla double playmaker system that sort of mimics Barca's Iniesta/Rakitic partnership, Schweinsteiger would also start for them.

Oh yee of little nouse

Hazell · « **Reply #42414 on:** April 10, 2016, 07:58:03 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 07:47:38 pm

Went to shit once Fosu-Mensah went off. Darmian has no future here, nor does Rojo.

Thought Darmian was the new Javier Zanetii?

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #42415 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:02:36 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 07:47:38 pm

Went to shit once Fosu-Mensah went off. Darmian has no future here, nor does Rojo.

werent you the one that said that he was better than clyne?

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42416 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:04:31 pm »

Mwuhaha - the realisation is slowly dawning ...

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Crosby Nick · « **Reply #42417 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:11:23 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on April 10, 2016, 08:02:36 pm

werent you the one that said that he was better than clyne?

D'you think he'd stumble? D'you think he'd break down and cry?

andywilko · « **Reply #42418 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:13:26 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Knickerless on April 10, 2016, 08:11:23 pm

D'you think he'd stumble? D'you think he'd break down and cry?

Stussy · « **Reply #42419 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:15:06 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on April 10, 2016, 06:44:01 pm

Oh please don't let him be sacked... Please please please...

It's the despair, it's just so sweet

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They're going to be in despair whoever takes over even if its Mourinho. Its great. They're fat and out of shape. They're washed out and in decline, and arresting decline can be done, but there's others around them fleet footed, slim and tricky and fast, who have the upper hand now. Multiple clubs, multiple teams. Their future is one of despair.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #42420 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:15:16 pm »

Two years of Van Gaal..

One year of Moyes....

And I reckon that not one United fan could tell what their plan is and where they are heading.... Not one.

What is Van Gaal's plan? I've no idea, it seems to involving playing very poor football and getting narrow victories...

There is no progression
There is no development of their playing style
There is no sense of where they are going....

Isn't it fucking brilliant?

Raaphael · « **Reply #42421 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:17:42 pm »

Actually feel a bit sorry for him. Could see his pain/sadness after the game. Obviously I like Man Utd to fail, but somehow I don`t really dislike Van Gaal. I don`t mind him. And though he has not suceeded at United he has a certain pedigree, so it`s clear that he has been a good manager through the years. Managers are somewhat portraided as clowns when they don`t do well, but I think most managers would have a challenge at United after Ferguson/Moyes. Though, I guess one should expect a bit more with all the money they have spent.

1892tillforever · « **Reply #42422 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:18:03 pm »

Personally I think Van Gaal staying on for a couple more years would be better for them than short-term shithousery from Shitcoat as he would at least bring through more youth players.

In other words; 3 more years of Louis!

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Nessy76 · « **Reply #42423 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:23:04 pm »

Quote from: El Lobo on April 10, 2016, 07:57:25 pm

They weren't really even outplayed today, it just went to shit in one crazy 5 minute spell. Apart from that the control of the game was impressive. I wouldn't take the piss too soon, they're still above us and well on course for 4th place and the FA Cup. Maybe even a late charge for 3rd.

They are six points off third with a 13 goal GD to overcome. We are five points off them with a game in hand and just 1 goal behind. They are more likely to finish below Liverpool than above Arsenal.

Stussy · « **Reply #42424 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:23:21 pm »

They might win the FA Cup, fingers crossed could save him

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Motty · « **Reply #42425 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:26:47 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on April 10, 2016, 07:58:03 pm

Thought Darmian was the new Javier Zanetii?

For years they took the piss out of us for overestimating our new signings, and rightly so in a lot of cases, but they just can't see that they are doing the exact same thing with all theirs these days.

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1892tillforever · « **Reply #42426 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:27:07 pm »

Quote from: Stussy on April 10, 2016, 08:23:21 pm

They might win the FA Cup, fingers crossed could save him

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Oh fuck no. I want them to go on a nice, long trophyless run for 5+ years; let's see how many 'fans' they have left should they continue winning nothing by the end of the 2017/18 season.

They sack Van Gaal and they have to get someone else in and the next guy needs to be very good given the level of competition they face next season and beyond. We all know Giggseh is not that guy and neither is Shitcoat.

They now have a taste of what it feels like to be the same as everyone else; uncertainty and the continuing changes of manager and strategy. They've shown themselves to be spoilt brats like we all knew they would. If the next guy has a poor first season and fails to qualify for the CL, his head will be on the chopping block in season two.

tonysleft · « **Reply #42427 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:28:00 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 10, 2016, 07:57:32 pm

Oh yee of little nouse

Yeah, cause he had a great start here and was excellent for the first few months. Now he's been absolutely useless in every game since then. Not unlike one Jose Enrique I suppose

tonysleft · « **Reply #42428 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:30:54 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on April 10, 2016, 08:02:36 pm

werent you the one that said that he was better than clyne?

No, I said we should have signed Clyne. Not that I think either are realllllly good enough for a title challenging side's first XI, but he's a damn sight better than Darmian.

BobPaisley3 · « **Reply #42429 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:32:17 pm »

If the gap to City is still four points this time next weekend then I think they'll struggle to make the top 4. City have Chelsea away, they have Villa at home.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #42430 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:34:07 pm »

Look, it's cheap and low, but I had a sneak peek on red cafe....

And this took my eye

"We shouldn't have got rid of Moyes"

Just a beautiful thing to savour there... How far they have fallen...

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #42431 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:37:14 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on April 10, 2016, 08:34:07 pm

Look, it's cheap and low, but I had a sneak peek on red cafe....

And this took my eye

"We shouldn't have got rid of Moyes"

Just a beautiful thing to savour there... How far they have fallen...

Nessy76 · « **Reply #42432 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:37:27 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 08:30:54 pm

No, I said we should have signed Clyne. Not that I think either are realllllly good enough for a title challenging side's first XI, but he's a damn sight better than Darmian.

From a fan of the team that won everything in the game with the perma-6/10 Gary Neville in that position...

Motty · « **Reply #42433 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:38:50 pm »

When is the plane and banner due to fly over then???

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #42434 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:39:49 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 08:30:54 pm

No, I said we should have signed Clyne. Not that I think either are realllllly good enough for a title challenging side's first XI, but he's a damn sight better than Darmian.

So Clyne woudn't get into Leicester's or Tottenham's back four? Or City's?

tonysleft · « **Reply #42435 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:42:15 pm »

Quote from: Nessy76 on April 10, 2016, 08:37:27 pm

From a fan of the team that won everything in the game with the perma-6/10 Gary Neville in that position...

Gary had a great cross on him, and the perma 6/10 is a compliment because he was always consistent (in the league anyway.. I cop a lot of shit for this but he cost us big time in Europe on a number of occasions). Darmian dreams of being as good as him.

Quote from: deFacto on April 10, 2016, 08:39:49 pm

So Clyne woudn't get into Leicester's or Tottenham's back four? Or City's?

This year is hardly the best estimate when Pep, Klopp's first full season, and probably Mourinho are coming in next year. He's not as good as Zab used to be, or Bellerin, or Ivanovic used to be, or Azpi, etc etc.

Hij · « **Reply #42436 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:43:26 pm »

Hahaha fantastic

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Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #42437 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:49:06 pm »

Quote from: mersey_paradiso on April 10, 2016, 08:04:31 pm

Mwuhaha - the realisation is slowly dawning ...

Can't stand this guy. Comes across as a right smug twat. So does McKola. So do all the full time devil presenters.

jordyball10 · « **Reply #42438 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:53:19 pm »

Quote from: tonysleft on April 10, 2016, 08:30:54 pm

No, I said we should have signed Clyne. Not that I think either are realllllly good enough for a title challenging side's first XI, but he's a damn sight better than Darmian.

Clyne would get in any team in this league apart from Arsenal with Bellerin.

Hij · « **Reply #42439 on:** April 10, 2016, 08:53:57 pm »

Quote from: Solomon Grundy on April 10, 2016, 08:49:06 pm

Can't stand this guy. Comes across as a right smug twat. So does McKola. So do all the full time devil presenters.

Twenty plus years of ridiculous success will do that. It'll make it all the more unbearable for them now it's gone though so it's great in that regard