A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom.
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing"
The younger brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear"
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
Their Mother asks them what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of coco pops, bitch!" Says the 7 year old.
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants.
Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fucking coco pops!"