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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34360 on: September 21, 2019, 09:07:11 pm »
Can someone post the Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal gif hitting Griggs

Hammers are their bogey team.  Won't enjoy a Sunday in London

Beside s ole believes they should be top because all the games they have played they should have won

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34362 on: September 21, 2019, 10:23:40 pm »
They've got the joy of that trip before they play Villa, Spurs and City at the start of December.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34363 on: September 22, 2019, 02:52:41 am »
they've recalled from damn near China.

If they set off after the game they won’t have returned until mid morning at the earliest.

Hellish tough fixture this

They played at old trafford.

Oh...

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Easy mistake to make. One's a grey brutalist nightmare in a god-forsaken hole in the back end of nowhere, inhabited by dead-eyed, backward, culturally-deprived peasants with a strange guttural language, where you freeze your nuts off in icy rains 364 days of the year, the other...

...well, you know where I'm going with this :)
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34364 on: September 22, 2019, 03:10:06 am »
Easy mistake to make. One's a grey brutalist nightmare in a god-forsaken hole in the back end of nowhere, inhabited by dead-eyed, backward, culturally-deprived peasants with a strange guttural language, where you freeze your nuts off in icy rains 364 days of the year, the other...

...well, you know where I'm going with this :)

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34365 on: September 22, 2019, 03:36:41 am »
They've got the joy of that trip before they play Villa, Spurs and City at the start of December.

Hope Astana pulls out the usual stunts against them.

Starting from deflated balls and refusing to light up the stadium for pre match practice, despite UEFA demands, down to idiots laser harrassing the goal keeper.

That's Astana for you, hope they enjoy it  :wave

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34366 on: September 22, 2019, 05:03:48 am »
When the lights aren't turned on
But your goalies eyes burn,
That's Astana
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34368 on: September 22, 2019, 07:43:44 am »
Hope there is no trouble today. Both teams in town. Could get toxic especially if they lose.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34369 on: September 22, 2019, 01:27:10 pm »
Hope there is no trouble today. Both teams in town. Could get toxic especially if they lose.

I don't know much about London but the stadiums are ten miles apart, would the two sets of fans be near each other?

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34370 on: September 22, 2019, 01:33:18 pm »
I don't know much about London but the stadiums are ten miles apart, would the two sets of fans be near each other?

Both would be coming into and going out of the same station (Euston). Many could be on the same trains back too. Must have happened before though.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34371 on: September 22, 2019, 01:50:20 pm »
They'll somehow spoz this one today. 2-1 I'm going for.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34372 on: September 22, 2019, 03:49:42 pm »
They'll somehow spoz this one today. 2-1 I'm going for.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34373 on: September 22, 2019, 03:50:20 pm »
God they are fucking dreadful.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34374 on: September 22, 2019, 03:51:42 pm »
God they are fucking dreadful.

I thought they were gr8

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34376 on: September 22, 2019, 03:52:48 pm »
Best I have seen them play away from home since that spectacular night in Paris.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34377 on: September 22, 2019, 03:52:58 pm »
Give Ole time and lots and lots of money.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34378 on: September 22, 2019, 03:55:19 pm »
 
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34379 on: September 22, 2019, 03:55:52 pm »
#oleout trending on twatter ;D

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34381 on: September 22, 2019, 03:57:56 pm »
They don't have one good player, after growing up seeing them win everything with quality everywhere it's fucking beautiful and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.

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I’m still chucklng every time I remember who their manager is. Him still being there is beyond comprehension. With Arsenal and Liverpool on their horizon these could be deep in the bottom half of the table soon.

Nothing at all they could pin some hopes on. They are bad at defending, controlling the midfield, pressing, creating and converting chances. If it wasn’t for the streak of penalties their season would already be finished. Incredible to watch really.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34383 on: September 22, 2019, 04:00:39 pm »
They don't have one good player, after growing up seeing them win everything with quality everywhere it's fucking beautiful and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.


That is debatable as they only won 2 European cups in 30 years. Domestically they were dominant for many reasons
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34384 on: September 22, 2019, 04:01:14 pm »
Another corner turned then, how many turned corners have they had the last year, & still have not won away since the famous night in Paris. :lmao
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34385 on: September 22, 2019, 04:02:34 pm »
Every away ground they go to they will struggle
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34386 on: September 22, 2019, 04:02:36 pm »
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the manager of Manchester United.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34387 on: September 22, 2019, 04:02:43 pm »
Soulless...
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34388 on: September 22, 2019, 04:03:02 pm »
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the manager of Manchester United.

for now  :-X

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34389 on: September 22, 2019, 04:03:53 pm »
Makes me laugh how some Man Utd fans are adamant that Sancho will sign for them. No way a talent like that goes to this shower of shite.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol6 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34390 on: September 22, 2019, 04:04:07 pm »

Don't know the story behind this but it's hilarious ;D

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34391 on: September 22, 2019, 04:04:19 pm »


   
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol8 from Molde!" Pogba: An Enigma wrapped in a noodle.
« Reply #34392 on: September 22, 2019, 04:04:21 pm »
for now  :-X

Give him time he will get it right
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34393 on: September 22, 2019, 04:06:07 pm »
Shit Ole out is trending...
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34394 on: September 22, 2019, 04:06:59 pm »
They're fooking great!!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34395 on: September 22, 2019, 04:07:08 pm »
We’ve been there. The 2-0 away defeats to middling sides are the most soul destroying because they end up feeling quite routine. And isn’t it delightful!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34397 on: September 22, 2019, 04:08:35 pm »
Give him time!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34398 on: September 22, 2019, 04:09:32 pm »
He'll be gone before Christmas.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ol7 from Molde!" STILL Manager of Manchester United.
« Reply #34399 on: September 22, 2019, 04:09:47 pm »
How did the 350k every seven days keeper perform?
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